Jeremiah Graves
@jeremiahgraves.bsky.social
suckin' on a chili dog
crazy-eyed cutie claims couch
December 4, 2025 at 6:39 PM
crazy-eyed cutie claims couch
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we need a new "popeyes chicken sandwich" for everyone to flip out about. it doesn't need to be made by popeye's but it needs a similar huge cultural moment attached to it. i think a chicken fried steak sandwich could do it but perhaps the next sandwich to capture the zeitgeist is unknowable
December 4, 2025 at 5:30 PM
we need a new "popeyes chicken sandwich" for everyone to flip out about. it doesn't need to be made by popeye's but it needs a similar huge cultural moment attached to it. i think a chicken fried steak sandwich could do it but perhaps the next sandwich to capture the zeitgeist is unknowable
it's a tale as old as time
December 4, 2025 at 5:09 PM
it's a tale as old as time
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flipping a MOM upside down for that WOW factor
December 4, 2025 at 6:51 AM
flipping a MOM upside down for that WOW factor
The Four Horsemen landed as Team 4 for bar trivia tonight and, my dudes, this feels like a great omen.
December 4, 2025 at 12:35 AM
The Four Horsemen landed as Team 4 for bar trivia tonight and, my dudes, this feels like a great omen.
pondering the whereabouts of the leftover chicken from last night
December 4, 2025 at 12:32 AM
pondering the whereabouts of the leftover chicken from last night
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The farmers who used to do the one finger steering wheel wave all have Facebook brain poisoning now
December 3, 2025 at 6:25 PM
The farmers who used to do the one finger steering wheel wave all have Facebook brain poisoning now
gonna snort some lines of Grinch Salt and fight god
December 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
gonna snort some lines of Grinch Salt and fight god
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No-strings-attached, zero-means-testing, no-questions-asked cash payouts have been proven, over and over again, to be the most effective form of charity/aid going.
It gets people in housing, and it saves the state money. We know this. It's fact, not theory.
It gets people in housing, and it saves the state money. We know this. It's fact, not theory.
An Oregon pilot program giving cash to homeless youths sees a staggering reduction in homelessness. The program gave participants $1,000 cash payments each month for two years, and at the end of the project's first phase, 91% of participants reported being in stable housing.
Oregon pilot program giving cash to homeless youths sees staggering reduction in homelessness
The state program gave participants $1,000 cash payments each month for two years. At the end of the project's first phase, 91% of participants reported being in stable housing.
www.streetroots.org
December 3, 2025 at 7:12 AM
No-strings-attached, zero-means-testing, no-questions-asked cash payouts have been proven, over and over again, to be the most effective form of charity/aid going.
It gets people in housing, and it saves the state money. We know this. It's fact, not theory.
It gets people in housing, and it saves the state money. We know this. It's fact, not theory.
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I bought this before Jared went crazy
December 3, 2025 at 7:33 AM
I bought this before Jared went crazy
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Remember the part in the old Peter Pan play where Peter tells the boys and girls in the audience that if they all just clap harder they can save Tinkerbell?
That's what Trump's Cabinet Meeting reminded me of. A bunch of children wildly applauding him, all in an effort to bring him back to life.
That's what Trump's Cabinet Meeting reminded me of. A bunch of children wildly applauding him, all in an effort to bring him back to life.
December 3, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Remember the part in the old Peter Pan play where Peter tells the boys and girls in the audience that if they all just clap harder they can save Tinkerbell?
That's what Trump's Cabinet Meeting reminded me of. A bunch of children wildly applauding him, all in an effort to bring him back to life.
That's what Trump's Cabinet Meeting reminded me of. A bunch of children wildly applauding him, all in an effort to bring him back to life.
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Ilhan Omar rose from a single parent immigrant family where her dad drove a taxi to her current position. Trump is the kid of a racist wealthy slum landlord who headed multiple failed businesses. One of these people is the example of failed ambition and it's not her.
What a racist piece of shit.
What a racist piece of shit.
Trump on Somalis: "We're gonna go the wrong way if we keep taking in garbage into our country. Ilhan Omar is garbage. She's garbage. Her friends are garbage."
December 2, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Ilhan Omar rose from a single parent immigrant family where her dad drove a taxi to her current position. Trump is the kid of a racist wealthy slum landlord who headed multiple failed businesses. One of these people is the example of failed ambition and it's not her.
What a racist piece of shit.
What a racist piece of shit.
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Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries: “Strong floor, no ceiling”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
December 3, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries: “Strong floor, no ceiling”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
Maggie's radicalization has begun
December 3, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Maggie's radicalization has begun
whomst among us
Raccoon gets drunk at a Virginia liquor store and passes out in bathroom
Raccoon gets drunk at Ashland ABC store and passes out in bathroom
Talk about a trashed panda.
www.axios.com
December 3, 2025 at 1:36 AM
whomst among us
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If you’re up big against me in fantasy football, don’t text me “you got this. you’re gonna beat me haha” Fuck that. Talk shit to me like you’re supposed to
December 2, 2025 at 3:37 AM
If you’re up big against me in fantasy football, don’t text me “you got this. you’re gonna beat me haha” Fuck that. Talk shit to me like you’re supposed to
Monday Night Maggie
December 2, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Monday Night Maggie
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i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
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“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
I feel like MIT should hook me up with a buyout of, like, $6 million. Comparatively, that seems hella-reasonable. Just give me that cash and y'all will never hear from me again, I promise!
The decision to fire Stoops is a costly one. His contract calls for a $36 million buyout, all of which is due within 60 days, a result of extensions from Stoops’ winning years.
More details ⤵️
www.nytimes.com/athletic/685...
More details ⤵️
www.nytimes.com/athletic/685...
Kentucky firing Mark Stoops, winningest football coach in school history: Source
The Wildcats had a great run under a portion of Stoops' tenure but have looked dreadful recently.
www.nytimes.com
December 1, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I feel like MIT should hook me up with a buyout of, like, $6 million. Comparatively, that seems hella-reasonable. Just give me that cash and y'all will never hear from me again, I promise!
vigilante vibes
December 1, 2025 at 4:40 AM
vigilante vibes
just realized that I was added to a list called "Charlie Kirk Glazers #3" back in September and, my dudeskis, I can't help but think the vetting process for this list was not quite up to snuff
December 1, 2025 at 3:33 AM
just realized that I was added to a list called "Charlie Kirk Glazers #3" back in September and, my dudeskis, I can't help but think the vetting process for this list was not quite up to snuff
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i’m really digging the new democratic catchphrase “from the window, to the wall”
December 1, 2025 at 1:41 AM
i’m really digging the new democratic catchphrase “from the window, to the wall”
I would have slipped and fallen on my ass trying to make a quick cut back to the left and, honestly, I probably would've fumbled the ball in all of the excitement as well.
December 1, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I would have slipped and fallen on my ass trying to make a quick cut back to the left and, honestly, I probably would've fumbled the ball in all of the excitement as well.