Jarz
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Jarz
@jarz.bsky.social
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His wife organised this. This would be like Jackie Kennedy setting up a JFK-themed sexy carwash.
February 12, 2026 at 7:38 AM
So now they're mad about heterosexual marriage?
That was a real wedding during Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl Halftime Show. His reps confirmed the happy couple are irl in love. And yet, conservatives still said the show was an affront to American values.
That Was a Real Wedding During Bad Bunny’s Halftime Show
That was a real wedding during Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl Halftime Show. His reps confirmed the happy couple are irl in love. And yet, conservatives still said the show was an affront to American values.
www.vulture.com
February 9, 2026 at 6:51 AM
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It's weird that they're both posting as if they don't live in puerto rico, where they both moved to avoid paying taxes
The culture wars are ripping families apart!
February 9, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Much like Expedition 33, I must once more (begrudgingly) hand it to the French.

www.unilad.com/news/world-n...
Elon Musk's French office raided by Paris authorities as they release statement
The French offices of Elon Musk's X has been raided by authorities.
www.unilad.com
February 3, 2026 at 4:05 PM
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January 30, 2026 at 7:52 PM
The Razzies have an opportunity to do the funniest thing
Wow -- incredible!!!
January 30, 2026 at 6:54 PM
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They really have no fucking idea what is coming. No fucking idea.
January 29, 2026 at 4:20 AM
The party that banned The Diary of Anne Frank has thoughts about who can and can't be compared to Anne Frank.
January 28, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Barry... Bro. You hired Tom Homan the first time around. This is on your head, too, whether you like it or not.
The killing of Alex Pretti is a heartbreaking tragedy. It should also be a wake-up call to every American, regardless of party, that many of our core values as a nation are increasingly under assault.
January 25, 2026 at 7:58 PM
The funniest part is that that this "Harry Potter" doesn't even have the scar on his forehead, so it's just Daniel Radcliffe. Like I don't even like Harry Potter but I understand he needs to have that scar as part of the lore. The AI didn't even manage the prompt.
every word of this sucks more than the last
January 22, 2026 at 8:32 AM
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So there's my helpful tip if you get stuck on a customer service call with an "AI": threaten to record the call. Or actually record the call.

You'll immediately be transfered to a human being.

Who also will refuse to admit they're using "AI."
January 21, 2026 at 2:52 PM
"I know we're all mad, but calling for banning the Gestapo is unnecessarily divisive. We must reform the Nazi secret police and train them better" - every NYT columnist in 1939, probably
January 16, 2026 at 11:18 AM
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This dude rules
January 15, 2026 at 3:32 AM
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Average American after reading this
January 14, 2026 at 6:18 AM
Pot calling the kettle authoritarian
January 14, 2026 at 6:56 AM
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January 13, 2026 at 1:13 PM
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"It wasn't murder, and if you say it was murder we will kill you, which again will not be murder."
Homan: "We gotta stop the hateful rhetoric. Saying this officer is a murderer is dangerous. It's just ridiculous. It's gonna infuriate people more which means there's gonna be more incidents like this."
January 11, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Every fascist in history has said "We're protecting women from X group (whether they like it or not)". It's never about protection or well-being. It's about asserting hierarchies of dominance.

Also, if he wants to protect women, he should stop posting "X: the CSAM" app.
January 11, 2026 at 8:51 AM
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It should be bigger news that masked agents were filmed hours ago removing potentially inculpatory evidence from the ICE shooter's house, clearly lacking evidence tags or chain of custody stickers.

Before we have word on whether he underwent a toxicology screen at the hospital following the killing
January 9, 2026 at 9:17 PM
You should now assume that every politician who still uses X would be on Epstein's island
January 9, 2026 at 10:42 AM
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this is the best reframe i’ve ever seen about calling your politicians
It really do recommend making your shitty day the problem of your shitty senator's voicemail every night, it doesn't have to be a chore. It is a actually cathartic
January 9, 2026 at 4:21 AM
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January 4, 2026 at 11:46 AM
Just... ALL of the Dark Knight Rises is me being petty. How the hell does he get back from that desert and didn't they say his leg was basically missing the bones in the beginning and needed a leg brace to keep it functioning?
#FilmSky, a quick question; what is the pettiest thing you have had to be annoyed at a film? I ask because I am watching The Gift from 2000, and the main character does divination with Zener Cards, which are not the same thing as Tarot at all. Why go for a more boring looking option?
January 4, 2026 at 8:51 AM
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What a great day for Vladimir Putin! I can picture him in the Kremlin, watching the EU & the UK play dumb while Trump trashes Int. Law, their media reporting Maduro's abduction as an 'arrest'. I bet he's thinking: Should I also detain Zelensky and subject him to Russian justice?
January 3, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Here goes:

1) I think the shift towards vertical video has made the Internet more individualistic and speaks to the narcissism of the age.
2) Men calling women over 25 "girls" is infantilising.
3) The word "redneck" is a slur (factually, it was originally used against labour rights movements)
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
December 29, 2025 at 10:01 AM