Jared 🌊
@jaredlwhite.bsky.social
What are you, some kind of tough guy?
If you see this, post a bird.
November 14, 2025 at 3:19 AM
If you see this, post a bird.
You're at the jungle.
I need you at paradise city.
I need you at paradise city.
You're at Guns.
I need you at Roses.
I need you at Roses.
November 12, 2025 at 1:18 AM
You're at the jungle.
I need you at paradise city.
I need you at paradise city.
After watching a compilation of Eric Adams quotes, I do believe he will someday be a republican president.
November 6, 2025 at 7:11 AM
After watching a compilation of Eric Adams quotes, I do believe he will someday be a republican president.
Do you want to know how I got these scars?
what's the worst food to eat while driving?
October 31, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Do you want to know how I got these scars?
What's the first rule of the fraternal order of oddfellows?
you don't hear much from the order of oddfellows anymore. suspicious. the fuck they up to.
October 30, 2025 at 2:34 AM
What's the first rule of the fraternal order of oddfellows?
... Elon, buddy, you could eliminate poverty. With your money.
also: I have wondered for years if there is any level of behavior or flat out lying that will get the tech press to stop writing "elon musk says thing" into headlines and the answer is clearly no
October 23, 2025 at 8:27 PM
... Elon, buddy, you could eliminate poverty. With your money.
Welp, barring a complete collapse of society and a return to the dark ages, I'm calling this as the beginning of the end of humans. We had a good run. Granted, we've been dying since we were born, but I believe we are at a point of no return.
October 18, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Welp, barring a complete collapse of society and a return to the dark ages, I'm calling this as the beginning of the end of humans. We had a good run. Granted, we've been dying since we were born, but I believe we are at a point of no return.
Sounds like we need to get the band back together for one last gig.
We need to save the fuckeng earth!
October 7, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Sounds like we need to get the band back together for one last gig.
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what the green flag means at a NASCAR race
October 1, 2025 at 1:26 PM
what the green flag means at a NASCAR race
More like "stanktitty" of marriage. Oh! Got 'em!
September 30, 2025 at 6:28 AM
More like "stanktitty" of marriage. Oh! Got 'em!
I'll start going to church when they pay me 10% of their income.
I'll start going to church when they have free wifi and recreational drugs.
i’ll start going to church when I find one that has a ball pit
September 28, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I'll start going to church when they pay me 10% of their income.
Still here? Maybe next rapture.
September 23, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Still here? Maybe next rapture.
If I had known that internet gambling ads were going to be so ubiquitous, I would have voted no.
About to watch 10 straight hours of gambling ads
September 8, 2025 at 12:12 AM
If I had known that internet gambling ads were going to be so ubiquitous, I would have voted no.
Fantasy football is Pokémon for sports nerds.
Fantasy Football Draft Good Excuse To See How Weird-Looking Everyone Getting
Fantasy Football Draft Good Excuse To See How Weird-Looking Everyone Getting
SAN DIEGO—Calling the in-person gathering an exciting chance to check in on old friends, local resident Anthony Crews told reporters Thursday that this week’s in-person fantasy football draft had been...
theonion.com
September 4, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Fantasy football is Pokémon for sports nerds.
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Israeli army database suggests at least 83% of Gaza dead were civilians
Classified intelligence from May reveals Israel believed it had killed ~8,900 militants in Gaza, indicating a proportion of civilian slaughter with few parallels in modern warfare.
www.972mag.com/israeli-inte...
Classified intelligence from May reveals Israel believed it had killed ~8,900 militants in Gaza, indicating a proportion of civilian slaughter with few parallels in modern warfare.
www.972mag.com/israeli-inte...
IDF database suggests 83% of Gaza dead were civilians
Classified intelligence reveals Israel killed 8,900 militants by May, indicating an almost unparalleled proportion of civilian slaughter.
www.972mag.com
August 21, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Israeli army database suggests at least 83% of Gaza dead were civilians
Classified intelligence from May reveals Israel believed it had killed ~8,900 militants in Gaza, indicating a proportion of civilian slaughter with few parallels in modern warfare.
www.972mag.com/israeli-inte...
Classified intelligence from May reveals Israel believed it had killed ~8,900 militants in Gaza, indicating a proportion of civilian slaughter with few parallels in modern warfare.
www.972mag.com/israeli-inte...
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Reminder that in 2021, Senate Republicans filibustered a bill by Democrats that would have banned partisan gerrymandering of congressional districts.
August 21, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Reminder that in 2021, Senate Republicans filibustered a bill by Democrats that would have banned partisan gerrymandering of congressional districts.
BIG BALLS BEATEN BY BAND OF BRIGANDS! 2 ARRESTED! TRUMP TURNS TYRANNICAL, ORDERS ARMY TO OCCUPY WASHINGTON D.C.! WHERE ARE OUR 2A HEROES IN OUR TIME OF NEED?! "WE THE PEOPLE ARE PISSED?" "LIVE FREE OR DIE?" "Don't tread on me?" Hello? Is this thing on? Photo courtesy of the onion.
August 14, 2025 at 7:13 AM
BIG BALLS BEATEN BY BAND OF BRIGANDS! 2 ARRESTED! TRUMP TURNS TYRANNICAL, ORDERS ARMY TO OCCUPY WASHINGTON D.C.! WHERE ARE OUR 2A HEROES IN OUR TIME OF NEED?! "WE THE PEOPLE ARE PISSED?" "LIVE FREE OR DIE?" "Don't tread on me?" Hello? Is this thing on? Photo courtesy of the onion.
Same.
i entered last week very skeptical about Epstein conspiracy theories and now I'm wondering if Trump personally walked into the jail and killed him
July 17, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Same.
Once you replace self-determination with "Devine providence," you can justify literally anything.
Mike Johnson: "God miraculously saved the president's life -- I think it's undeniable -- and he did it for an obvious purpose. His presidency and his life are the fruits of divine providence. He points that out all the time and he's right to do so."
July 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Once you replace self-determination with "Devine providence," you can justify literally anything.
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It's not an existential threat. It's an existential promise.
June 26, 2025 at 3:32 AM
It's not an existential threat. It's an existential promise.
It's like a farmer naming his cows.
July 15, 2025 at 6:25 AM
It's like a farmer naming his cows.
I predict Elon's America party will explode on the launch pad. It's kind of his thing.
July 7, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I predict Elon's America party will explode on the launch pad. It's kind of his thing.
Steven Miller watching the democratic primary results for New York City.
June 25, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Steven Miller watching the democratic primary results for New York City.
Stop the genocide.
While the world watches Israel's war with Iran, Netanyahu's extremist government continues to starve and massacre Palestinians in Gaza.
Today, Israeli forces again opened fire on people desperately trying to collect food aid, killing dozens. Over 56,000 have been killed so far.
Today, Israeli forces again opened fire on people desperately trying to collect food aid, killing dozens. Over 56,000 have been killed so far.
BREAKING: Palestinian witnesses and hospitals say Israeli forces opened fire toward hundreds of people waiting for aid trucks in central Gaza, killing at least 25 people.
June 24, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Stop the genocide.
I heard there's a sleeper cell inside the president's new plane.
June 23, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I heard there's a sleeper cell inside the president's new plane.