Jared 🌊
@jaredlwhite.bsky.social
What are you, some kind of tough guy?
It's the only way I feel anything. Don't take this from me.
November 15, 2025 at 8:45 AM
It's the only way I feel anything. Don't take this from me.
This will be my next coffee mug.
November 12, 2025 at 4:51 AM
This will be my next coffee mug.
My wife says it's paranoia, but I'm still alive, so I'd say it's working.
November 11, 2025 at 10:46 PM
My wife says it's paranoia, but I'm still alive, so I'd say it's working.
More like Shmanne of Shmreen Shmables.
November 10, 2025 at 10:28 PM
More like Shmanne of Shmreen Shmables.
Not long after I got married, one night my wife asked, "what are you doing?" I said, "watching t.v." She said, "standing up?" I said, "...that's not normal, is it?"
November 10, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Not long after I got married, one night my wife asked, "what are you doing?" I said, "watching t.v." She said, "standing up?" I said, "...that's not normal, is it?"
What I don't understand is, what happened? How do they take no kings day and a literal blue wave and say, "welp, I guess we don't have the people's support." It's mind boggling. And they have to know their time in office is over.
November 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
What I don't understand is, what happened? How do they take no kings day and a literal blue wave and say, "welp, I guess we don't have the people's support." It's mind boggling. And they have to know their time in office is over.
I bet you were outstanding in your field.
November 8, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I bet you were outstanding in your field.
Same. It was good to see real world results. My online consumption is pretty blue, but I live in Missouri, surrounded by red. I feel less alone since Tuesday.
November 8, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Same. It was good to see real world results. My online consumption is pretty blue, but I live in Missouri, surrounded by red. I feel less alone since Tuesday.
Oh man, remember masks? That was so great. Like a hoodie for your face.
November 7, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Oh man, remember masks? That was so great. Like a hoodie for your face.
Wheedlers gonna wheedle.
November 7, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Wheedlers gonna wheedle.
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We do not joke about Al Gore.
November 3, 2025 at 1:43 AM
We do not joke about Al Gore.
People want progress, not the status quo.
November 1, 2025 at 2:31 PM
People want progress, not the status quo.