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jaredlwhite.bsky.social
Jared 🦇
@jaredlwhite.bsky.social
410 followers 260 following 470 posts
What are you, some kind of tough guy?
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Jared 🦇 @jaredlwhite.bsky.social · 19h
A grey cat and a pumpkin spice dog sitting in a doorway. The dog is faced away, and the cat is looking at the dog.
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Jared 🦇 @jaredlwhite.bsky.social · 6d
Sounds like we need to get the band back together for one last gig.
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duck @snakeroot.bsky.social · 6d
We need to save the fuckeng earth!
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Jared 🦇 @jaredlwhite.bsky.social · 7d
I feel like that's my default.
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Jared 🦇 @jaredlwhite.bsky.social · 7d
Beer. And a pickle.
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Jared 🦇 @jaredlwhite.bsky.social · 7d
Sometimes it's worth the cost just to get away. I paid so much child support, and it was worth every penny.
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Jared 🦇 @jaredlwhite.bsky.social · 7d
I work in a steel foundry in Kansas, and the fact that things were going well at all this time last year was attributed to Trump running for office. Now they say, sure, it sucks, but imagine how much worse it would have been under Harris. It's maddening.
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Jared 🦇 @jaredlwhite.bsky.social · 8d
You subverted my expectations. I'm in.
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Jared 🦇 @jaredlwhite.bsky.social · 8d
Every day is his first day.
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Jared 🦇 @jaredlwhite.bsky.social · 9d
FOR JULIA!
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Jared 🦇 @jaredlwhite.bsky.social · 10d
We need to switch from USA to USB.
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Jared 🦇 @jaredlwhite.bsky.social · 11d
Ehheh.
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Jared 🦇 @jaredlwhite.bsky.social · 11d
No you're not.
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Jared 🦇 @jaredlwhite.bsky.social · 12d
Fucking nerds.
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Jared 🦇 @jaredlwhite.bsky.social · 12d
Lilly the grey cat getting a good head scratching, sitting in a chair at a green table.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 13d
what the green flag means at a NASCAR race
a bag of "Get Movin' Crackers."
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Jared 🦇 @jaredlwhite.bsky.social · 13d
This started for me with sighing. A deep, deep sigh is an amazing thing.
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Jared 🦇 @jaredlwhite.bsky.social · 14d
More like "stanktitty" of marriage. Oh! Got 'em!
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Jared 🦇 @jaredlwhite.bsky.social · 14d
Were they created by AI?
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Jared 🦇 @jaredlwhite.bsky.social · 15d
I think you'll survive.
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Jared 🦇 @jaredlwhite.bsky.social · 15d
I'll start going to church when they pay me 10% of their income.
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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 16d
I'll start going to church when they have free wifi and recreational drugs.
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Wolfe Van Mural @guytheguy.bsky.social · 16d
i’ll start going to church when I find one that has a ball pit
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Jared 🦇 @jaredlwhite.bsky.social · 15d
Wait around for a while. Another one will be along.
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Jared 🦇 @jaredlwhite.bsky.social · 16d
Done.
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Jared 🦇 @jaredlwhite.bsky.social · 20d
War and peas cartoon about Jerry being abducted by aliens.
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Jared 🦇 @jaredlwhite.bsky.social · 20d
I'll have the Ham-let, please.
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Jared 🦇 @jaredlwhite.bsky.social · 20d
This rapture could have been an email.