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Potatoes mainly. Lurker 👀.

Pōneke, Aotearoa
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The fact the Menswear Guy is actively dunking on the Bsky user base now instead of just cross-posting the threads where he does that to Twitter users should terrify all of us.
true. that's bc you've allowed your sense of style to be narrowly defined by fashion brands, instead of thinking about it in terms of cultural history. over the course of the 20th century, many groups have dressed well, even if they didn't conform to fashion trends or bourgeois respectability
December 26, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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man I love avocados but I really wish they weren't so hard to cut
December 22, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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Didn’t update at the time cause some of the track was brutal haha. But we made it to the Hole in the Wall! The same spot that Joseph Banks thought was so amazing. And to his credit, it is pretty cool!
December 22, 2025 at 7:17 AM
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Text “STOP” to finally stop believin’
October 15, 2024 at 2:46 PM
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on second thought maybe it was a mistake to put obvious morons in charge of everything
December 22, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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I will only vote for politicians who promise to spend $850,000 worth of Fort Knox gold to affix 4 penises & 18 testicles to my lazy daughter so she can win Olympics
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 18, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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New Zealand isn’t in Europe???????
Musk is just straight up white nationalist now.
(And helpfully decoding that Western Civilization=Whites)
December 11, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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so many of our current problems stem from americans not being able to comprehend that a guy they know from tv might actually be stupid
December 11, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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which one of you named this horse
December 11, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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In #NZ anti-vax news I see Barry Young is *finally* facing the court, which apparently is closed to the public. I guess previously his supporters recreated too much trouble? Sue Grey seems to be trying to stir up her usual mess 🙄 (At least outside of the court – no idea if she’s part of it.)
December 11, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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I do not understand why anyone lends Matty Y any credibility. He's a contrarian engagement troll whose most compelling gift is confusing his audience into never being sure whether he's dim or trolling
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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You can take a boy out of Scotland, but...
December 6, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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Local (Wellington) friends. I'm taking part in my first ever craft market with the Village Beads whānau. There'll be felting (me!), jewellery, beading, ceramics etc for sale.
⏰5.30pm Thurs 18th Dec
📍Where: Abandoned Brewery Petone
Lovely Christmas gifts, yum food & drinks, music. Please come! #nz
December 5, 2025 at 6:43 AM
December 4, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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ok it is time for me to hibernate for the season
i am thankful for all of u keeping me company here on the blue sky during this year
be well
November 27, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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I wrote about the fake account blowup on X this weekend. A genuine post-truth nightmare and proof that these companies have polluted their platforms so thoroughly and traded reality for profit that they've undermined the very idea of what the internet is supposed to be.
That MAGA Account Might Be a Troll From Pakistan
How X blew up its own platform with a new location feature
www.theatlantic.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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Ok palate cleanse time. In case you missed it, here's my most popular post ever
4 yrs ago today, a family member managed a truly spectacular own goal, splintered his domestic bliss, & in the process, united the world for a day.

On popular request, I shall now recreate the livetweet thread from that day

So gather around children, for this is the tale of The Rice Truck Saga
November 23, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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The last few hours have proven 2 terrible things. First, the US and Russian governments are so close that the US government takes large parts of Russian proposals and passes them off as their own, and second that some people are so desperate to exonerate Trump that they act like this a good thing.
November 23, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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November 22, 2025 at 7:15 AM
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watching your husband’s phone light up like a Christmas tree and knowing it’s President Donald J Trump
November 22, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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Reading about Trump backstabbing MTG.
November 22, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
November 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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Vance: Out on the town having the time of my life with a bunch of friends. They’re all just out of frame, laughing too.
November 21, 2025 at 10:32 PM