J F
banner
jamesforeman.bsky.social
J F
@jamesforeman.bsky.social
Inside me there are three wolves. No wait, four. And they’re not getting along! https://jamesforeman.com/
The round Os. The liquid ells. She’s nailing the Ohio valley accent. https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8mW5W2r/
February 2, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Reposted by J F
it's maddening that so many terrible things from the past decade stem from a secret cabal of elite pedophiles that pushed the narrative there was a different secret cabal of elite pedophiles posing the real danger
January 31, 2026 at 4:21 PM
I’m fully on board with Dana’s accent in season 2. The actress said she got a dialect coach and it shows. She isn’t a yinzer but she’s Ohio valley as hell and I can hear it.
February 1, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Reposted by J F
we just drove over from ix. many coke freestyle machines on ix
February 1, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Wonder man might be the best marvel show they’ve done. Definitely the best since Loki, by far.
February 1, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Reposted by J F
every epstein commentary is these immensely rich/powerful/influential people raving about what a genius epstein was, and every one of his emails is just “helo, my name jomfrie”
congragulations
January 31, 2026 at 4:28 AM
Reposted by J F
TO: World’s Biggest Pedophile
FROM: Elon Musk
SUBJECT: RE: Pedophile party on your pedophile island

Any other famous pedophiles going to be there? Looking forward to doing a bunch of pedophile stuff btw.
OK, so Musk was planning to go to Epstein's island, but it's not like he went there with the intent to go to a wild party or something, it was probably just some business. Excuse me, an email just came in.

*Reads:* "What day/night will be the wildest party on your island?"
January 30, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Reposted by J F
babylon bee gives up search for second joke
January 25, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Can somebody ask Bovino why he dresses like a Nazi. Just flat out ask. I want to see something
January 25, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Eventbrite is a dystopian app
January 25, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Reposted by J F
Here is a good opinion:
January 25, 2026 at 5:24 AM
Reposted by J F
there is some level of gleeful participation in state-sponsored brutality at which i think people forfeit their humanity. this isn't banality of evil stuff, people "just doing their jobs." they enjoy it. they only understand and respect physical violence and terror
January 24, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Reposted by J F
[wiping the gunpowder from my hands] now THAT is a high-quality petard! I feel sorry for whoever ends up getting hoist by that thing!
January 24, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Reposted by J F
You can tell things are going well in America because accounts with names like MovieTVFunZone are posting things like, "THE PIGS ARE KIDNAPPING CHILDREN AND PRIESTS. THE TREE OF LIBERTY DEMANDS TO BE WATERED"
January 23, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Reposted by J F
January 23, 2026 at 6:30 PM
I see Pittsburghers on Reddit complaining that Dana’s accent on the Pitt is distractingly worse but I don’t agree. I think she sounds even more authentic. Most people around here aren’t Myron Cope yinzers. They have lots of different ways of speaking
January 23, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Reposted by J F
Hung a guy at Nuremburg for doing this, FYI. Not "a thing like this" but literally this, exactly.
January 21, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Reposted by J F
JUDGE: how does your client plead

MY LAWYER: like a whiny little bitch your honor

ME: hey quit it i do not

JUDGE: whoa i see what you mean counselor

MY LAWYER: right? so annoying
January 6, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Reposted by J F
By now, asteroid 2026 Dreadstone has impacted the Indian Ocean, sparking a firestorm not seen on this planet since the K–Pg Extinction Event. Most people just want to be with their families. Here are three ways effective business leaders can leverage targeted KPIs to turn tragedy 😔 into triumph 💪
January 11, 2026 at 5:47 AM
Reposted by J F
I did not know these guys were smart
January 15, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Reposted by J F
“Pre-Hague photo shoot” amazing
January 15, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Reposted by J F
me again
what a legend lmao
January 15, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Becky feeling respected and loved for being herself is more important than sports and I am being completely serious
On my way to the Supreme Court where I'll be proud to support 15-year-old Becky Pepper-Jackson, West Virginia's only transgender athlete, as she opposes the state's effort to ban her from playing as herself.

Win or lose, Becky and her family are heroes for standing up for what's right
January 13, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Making my neighbors mad by patiently explaining to my cat why it’s okay to laugh at ice agents falling down
January 13, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Reposted by J F
The only ax to grind that I have is against lazy thinking, of which this post is great example. You are equating the lionization of Mangione by a small number of Americans — in a manner no different from classic veneration of the outlaw — with propaganda in defense of state-sanctioned murder.
Anyone without a strange axe to grind (even that journeyman @jodyrosen.bsky.social) knows there’s nothing remotely objectionable about advocating for basic decency in a country where Good’s murder is welcomed and Luigi Mangione is lionized.
January 11, 2026 at 12:26 PM