Jakstraw
jakstraw.bsky.social
Jakstraw
@jakstraw.bsky.social
buh
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Coming soon to a Maryland near you.
January 19, 2026 at 9:04 PM
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hey train perverts wanna see the shinkansen cloaca
January 17, 2026 at 6:13 PM
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art
January 11, 2026 at 4:14 AM
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This seems significant: not a FORMER DHS official, but a SENIOR (current) one saying the officer who fired acted counter to training.

This is not an admin that admits mistakes. And they are hanging this guy out to dry on Day One.

I think they know this is bad. Really bad.
January 7, 2026 at 9:33 PM
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Hey man, that Gen X commemorative coin you have is bad ass
January 4, 2026 at 8:36 PM
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January 2, 2026 at 8:29 PM
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just saw a billionaire pack all his things in a bindle and start leaving new york city on foot. he turned and looked at me with tears in his eyes and said “maybe one day when this city is safe we’ll return” before walking away
January 1, 2026 at 6:59 PM
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January 1, 2026 at 1:01 PM
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Stranger Things Season 5 "Chapter Eight: The Rightside Up". Directed by The Duffer Brothers
January 1, 2026 at 3:10 PM
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December 31, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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December 31, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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mike f on how one of his accounts got nuked

rip homniegh see u on the other side
December 30, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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my favorite podcast is Castle Super Beast
December 16, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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I'm still thinking about the absolutely wild intro to this LeBron fancam I found last night
October 31, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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(Gabe, offscreen VOing at the Game Awards)

"Here it is the price of the Steam Machine."

(crowd cheers)

"AND, it will be launching with Half Life 3."

(crowd cheers even louder)

"But that's not all..."

(curtains open up to reveal a very round Gabe)

"I'm fat again."

(crowd goes absolutely nuts)
November 12, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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listen, you try keeping a caucus together while simultaneously trying to dodge questions about how you voted for andrew cuomo
November 9, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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Can’t stop laughing at this
November 4, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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no al bhed rug pull here brudda, my coin's backed by yevon ya? praise be
October 24, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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Snack responsibly.
October 17, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
October 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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now this is comedy
September 28, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again
September 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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obviously glad to see much less racism but also very glad to no longer see shonen hype beast 19 year olds with checkmarks desperately trying to farm enough engagement for their mom to not make them get a job
October 31, 2024 at 2:28 AM
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February 17, 2025 at 6:39 PM