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JF @jessefarrar.com · 1d

you are becoming quite pathetic in your old age, it must be said. sad, really. but thats okay! theres plenty more where that came from, alright? thank you.

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JF @jessefarrar.com · 1d

thats weird i didnt know OBAA came out in 2008

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JF @jessefarrar.com · 1d

ios26 is a busted buggy piece of shit but at least it looks like windows vista for some reason

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JF @jessefarrar.com · 2d

oh you thought i meant my mans dick?? foh!!!

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JF @jessefarrar.com · 2d

tell me you overstuff your garbage bags without telling me 🙄 👃🗑️

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JF @jessefarrar.com · 3d

i think alana wrote that one

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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 3d

Beyond listening to this week's episode, which I love, you would be doing me a big favor to give it five stars & a nice review on Apple. You won't believe this, but a lot of reviewers vocally take issue with "female co-host" in 2025 & then rate us 1-3 stars. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 3d

is it not weird that every day there’s a new video of anonymous masked men having the time of their lives beating/shooting/disappearing people and the dem response from the top down is “republicans want to double your health insurance premiums”

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JF @jessefarrar.com · 3d

these guys are weird af. but i fuck with them.

Millennial Excellence @millexcel.bsky.social · 4d

You ever notice those little videos on Social Media? You know, the ones that, erm, educate you on...various topics? Well, here's the thing. This is the Explainers Episode. Because Explaining things isn't really about [x], its about [y]. AND we're kindly joined by @jessefarrar.com

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JF @jessefarrar.com · 4d

i'll get you for this

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JF @jessefarrar.com · 5d

23 and me. whats that, leonardo dicaprios dating app?

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JF @jessefarrar.com · 5d

does anyone have kevin harts email?

Clown At Circus Frowned At Me @gooffkings.bsky.social · 5d

TONIGHT: We email Kevin Hart's representatives and try to get him on the stream. The catch? The chat is writing the email using sentences we recorded and uploaded as sound alerts. twitch.tv/gooffkings

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JF @jessefarrar.com · 5d

this makes a lot of sense!!! thank you!!!

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JF @jessefarrar.com · 6d

im thinking i might start an argument with an elderly truck driver which then escalates into a physical altercation, resulting in me being stabbed multiple times, hospitalized, arrested, charged with a felony, and presumably fired then blackballed from my lucrative industry. anyone else?

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JF @jessefarrar.com · 10d

because the other guys are charlie kirk

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JF @jessefarrar.com · 10d

if i could kiss my own legs id never leave the house

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YKS @yourkickstartersucks.com · 10d

This Halloween, the devil's in the details...

MIKETOBER 6:66

patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks

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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 10d

i think ill start a social network and then once user growth stalls and engagement starts to decrease, i'll abandon the counter-positioning that initially attracted the power users that bootstrapped the network effect and then go out of my way to antagonize them personally and frequently.

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JF @jessefarrar.com · 10d

that just might work if you can be smug enough

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JF @jessefarrar.com · 10d

charlie kirks neck has a big hole in it. does that hurt your feelings?

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JF @jessefarrar.com · 10d

Well there's only one way to find out.

Jay 🦋 @jay.bsky.team · 10d

Harassing the mods into banning someone has never worked. And harassing people in general has never changed their mind.

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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 11d

The show must go on. Today on The Outfit, we venture to the UK & the Kray twins: East End mob lords, London's most famous gangsters, and--less known--the Jeffrey Epstein(s) of their day, blackmailing high society:

Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/6Y82Liu...

The Outfit

History Podcast · Updated Weekly · Welcome to The Outfit — where each week, a fascinating (and often hilarious) Mafia story reveals something deeper about the way our society works. Hosted by Alana Ho...

podcasts.apple.com

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JF @jessefarrar.com · 11d

you are a loser

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JF @jessefarrar.com · 12d

heidi klum you better have one hell of a halloween costume this year. we got a lot ridin on this one, girl

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 12d

YODA: circumcised are you
ME: That's a private matter, Yoda.
YODA: absent of skin a jedi must be
ME: Not interested. Go away, Yoda.
YODA: take off your shorts you must
YODA: show it to me you will
YODA: going where are you
YODA: your penis I must see
YODA: cut your long pink pipe must be
YODA: mmMm

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