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Oh! Getting a phone call from my manager at Gersh. Cool. I wonder if they want to congratulate me on my recent interview with an infamous booger eating nazi. I'll pick this up now, starting the call off with my signature optimistic hello.

HEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Huh
November 17, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Oh fuck! I just got fired from Gersh! Buhhh
November 15, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Mild Mitch they're calling him
Who would win the Spice Off? 🌶️ @yourkickstartersucks.com
November 15, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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Another one! We finally put a headstone on Miketober 666 with the great Suspiria and the even greater Gareth Reynolds! (This one IS a Halloween trick, so scroll back to Oct 31 in your RSS and Patreon feeds to grab it!)

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November 14, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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Years ago I was suspended on Twitter for inviting Marco Rubio to swallow ten D batteries, which I don’t see how it could be a threat; he and I were not even in the same room and I have at most six D batteries on hand
November 14, 2025 at 6:25 PM
if you dont think its ok to say "megyn kelly should be killed" then you should have to be on her personal security team
November 14, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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It's Nuzlocke Night. What the fuck is Nuzlocke Night?

twitch.tv/gooffkings
November 14, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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Larry Summers is a beautiful name. should’ve gone to a better guy
November 13, 2025 at 9:04 PM
hard for me to get too upset at the NYT or whoever for "killing" stories about the nation's elite and their own reporters palling around and conspiring with infamous pedophile sex traffickers. at the end of the day, you only have so many pages in the newspaper. and maybe someone in NYC saw a deer?
November 13, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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This episode is also very special: for the first time ever, I act. In this episode, I take on a role made famous by legendary Irish actor Brendan Gleeson. Who had the superior rendition? I'll let you decide...
November 13, 2025 at 6:28 PM
somebody check this bitch's computer! damn!
The Times had a corrupt reporter that it benched and then fired, when it found out he was soliciting Epstein for a donation and otherwise behaving inappropriately with a source.

That seems to be it? Unless more comes out there is a lot of hyperventilating on here that is misplaced.
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I'm not sincere on here too often, but I have got to say that being able to see the Northern Lights is just so insanely cool. Go do it if you can. It's impossible to overstate the sense of calm you feel, bathed in their otherworldly glow.
November 13, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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All the Epstein emails are like

On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:16 AM, Larry Summers wrote:
Have you seen the latest news? Get the popcorn ready…

On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:18 AM, jeffrey E. <[email protected]> wrote:
Pop cofn taste good .
November 13, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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When will THEY be thanked for THEIR service?
@theonion.com
November 11, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Apparently they were confused and she actually "passed gas" instead! 9 people were killed

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November 11, 2025 at 5:21 PM
doesnt apply to me so i dont really care
November 10, 2025 at 6:07 PM
i think the only way anything happens is if bernie starts showing up to work with a really big sword
November 10, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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i could watch the politics masters pivot from “you’re too dumb to understand the senate” to “you’re too dumb to understand the senate (cave edition)” however i am auditioning for gremlins 3 tomorrow morning. i’m going to try out for parkour gremlin and defenestrated grandfather #4
November 10, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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No plan for the show? No problem. Those YKS boys have done it again.

New YKS Premium!

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November 7, 2025 at 6:56 PM
we deserve this. please god
Today is the last day to nominate us for “Best Duo” at the Streamer Awards! thestreamerawards.com/nominations
November 9, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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listen to this track, bitch!

youtu.be/jqO5kLZRrxc
Denny's 4 with Jesse Farrar
YouTube video by Doughboys Media
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November 8, 2025 at 6:05 PM
actually i didnt buy it, i dont charge it daily, and its a watch not a computer. anything else?
you bought, charge daily, and wear a computer on your wrist, and somehow are surprised it does more than just tell you what time it is?
November 8, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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Cool photo I took a few seconds after waking up when Joe Camel hit me with his car
November 6, 2025 at 6:42 AM
smart-botch
Thanks for giving me reason number 957 why I don't want or need a smart-botch
November 8, 2025 at 4:43 PM