Zoe Parker
@itszoeallison.bsky.social
A spiky pile of trauma responses and bad coping mechanisms vaguely arranged into the shape of a woman
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Everyone is getting upset about the data centers. They pollute a lot and use a lot of energy and will eventually be very ugly/huge vacant buildings. And I understand being mad about that. Until you consider the state of the lazer tag industry at this moment, and how much help that sector needs.
December 1, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Everyone is getting upset about the data centers. They pollute a lot and use a lot of energy and will eventually be very ugly/huge vacant buildings. And I understand being mad about that. Until you consider the state of the lazer tag industry at this moment, and how much help that sector needs.
Almost got into an accident on the way to work.
Happy Monday.
Happy Monday.
December 1, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Almost got into an accident on the way to work.
Happy Monday.
Happy Monday.
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One of the things about trust is that it is efficient. It saves you having to invest a lot of time and effort in verification, and if placed in the right places, saves you a lot of pain.
"The diseases will do the education" is what we get when we don't trust.
"The diseases will do the education" is what we get when we don't trust.
December 1, 2025 at 2:57 AM
One of the things about trust is that it is efficient. It saves you having to invest a lot of time and effort in verification, and if placed in the right places, saves you a lot of pain.
"The diseases will do the education" is what we get when we don't trust.
"The diseases will do the education" is what we get when we don't trust.
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Reminder that early Fortnite stole dance choreography from people of color and only responded when they were publicly called out or sued. That team has been telling the world who they are pretty consistently for a long time. We need to listen.
SO... I'm pretty much done with Fortnite. There were statements made by Tim Sweeney saying that AI usage doesn't need to be disclosed, and then AI usage was found all over this current season- from art to sprays to in-game songs. Between that, and the upcoming shitty wizard collab... Yeah, I'm done.
December 1, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Reminder that early Fortnite stole dance choreography from people of color and only responded when they were publicly called out or sued. That team has been telling the world who they are pretty consistently for a long time. We need to listen.
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If EVER someone needed to sit calmly with the inevitability of death and internalize that our consciousness is but a brief fluttering of the eyelid of the divine energy of the universe, it is this man.
Gonna be fun trying that with Real Life Squid Games Guy in your ear, though
Gonna be fun trying that with Real Life Squid Games Guy in your ear, though
December 1, 2025 at 2:44 AM
If EVER someone needed to sit calmly with the inevitability of death and internalize that our consciousness is but a brief fluttering of the eyelid of the divine energy of the universe, it is this man.
Gonna be fun trying that with Real Life Squid Games Guy in your ear, though
Gonna be fun trying that with Real Life Squid Games Guy in your ear, though
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Bryan Johnson is actually a poster child for People Who Would Benefit From A Brush With Ego Death but trying to do that with a live audience in the company of some of the worst internet people on the planet is an incredible way to go about this particular sort of introspective journey
December 1, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Bryan Johnson is actually a poster child for People Who Would Benefit From A Brush With Ego Death but trying to do that with a live audience in the company of some of the worst internet people on the planet is an incredible way to go about this particular sort of introspective journey
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And upper-level admins will be to blame. This is happening on their watch and their response is basically "University mission? Fuck the mission"
November 30, 2025 at 9:41 PM
And upper-level admins will be to blame. This is happening on their watch and their response is basically "University mission? Fuck the mission"
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We had a higher ed system that was the crown jewel for the world, and by the time these knuckle-dragging freaks are done, it'll be a roadside bible colleges and fake law schools
November 30, 2025 at 9:39 PM
We had a higher ed system that was the crown jewel for the world, and by the time these knuckle-dragging freaks are done, it'll be a roadside bible colleges and fake law schools
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JFC Oklahoma you fuckin cowards. Now every Jesus-freak right-wing student who can't get a passing grade for a bunch of bible quotes masquerading as an essay is going to file a 1st amendment complaint. You gonna suspend the whole Biology department for teaching about evolution? (Don't answer that)
OU has put the professor here on administrative leave:
November 30, 2025 at 9:37 PM
JFC Oklahoma you fuckin cowards. Now every Jesus-freak right-wing student who can't get a passing grade for a bunch of bible quotes masquerading as an essay is going to file a 1st amendment complaint. You gonna suspend the whole Biology department for teaching about evolution? (Don't answer that)
Biphobia doesn’t exist, I just think bi people are more likely to cheat, it’s OK to constantly sexualize them and call them sluts, and that bi women are lying about being lesbians in order to trick lesbians into having sex with them.
December 1, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Biphobia doesn’t exist, I just think bi people are more likely to cheat, it’s OK to constantly sexualize them and call them sluts, and that bi women are lying about being lesbians in order to trick lesbians into having sex with them.
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The professor did nothing wrong. The kid’s paper was trash, showing they were not even intellectually equipped to deal with university level thinking. The paper was written with the express purpose of harassing and getting the professor in trouble. TPUSA is a stochastic terror organization.
OU has put the professor here on administrative leave:
November 30, 2025 at 10:30 PM
The professor did nothing wrong. The kid’s paper was trash, showing they were not even intellectually equipped to deal with university level thinking. The paper was written with the express purpose of harassing and getting the professor in trouble. TPUSA is a stochastic terror organization.
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Genuinely hilarious. Please send it to China.
November 30, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Genuinely hilarious. Please send it to China.
Now that November is nearly over and the holidays are upon us it’s time to focus on the true reason for the season.
Asking if the Walton Goggins Walmart Grinch can get it.
Asking if the Walton Goggins Walmart Grinch can get it.
December 1, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Now that November is nearly over and the holidays are upon us it’s time to focus on the true reason for the season.
Asking if the Walton Goggins Walmart Grinch can get it.
Asking if the Walton Goggins Walmart Grinch can get it.
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the actual story here, which the media never talks about, is that police in this country have become a discrete right-wing political operation. the story isn't about cops leaving (they're lying about that), it's about the police trying to exert influence over elections.
October 13, 2025 at 1:01 AM
the actual story here, which the media never talks about, is that police in this country have become a discrete right-wing political operation. the story isn't about cops leaving (they're lying about that), it's about the police trying to exert influence over elections.
Being a bisexual trans woman is so cool because multiple types of queer people will just start going on rants about how I’m oppressing them just by existing.
I didn’t know I was so powerful but apparently I am.
I didn’t know I was so powerful but apparently I am.
November 30, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Being a bisexual trans woman is so cool because multiple types of queer people will just start going on rants about how I’m oppressing them just by existing.
I didn’t know I was so powerful but apparently I am.
I didn’t know I was so powerful but apparently I am.
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Sounds crazy I know but I also was alive for the previous four years.
November 30, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Sounds crazy I know but I also was alive for the previous four years.
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If Democrats are ever in power again what’s going to happen is the idea of holding this administration accountable for breaking the law every single day is immediately going to be made out as the greater breach of the rules.
November 30, 2025 at 9:36 PM
If Democrats are ever in power again what’s going to happen is the idea of holding this administration accountable for breaking the law every single day is immediately going to be made out as the greater breach of the rules.
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Rich white dude privilege is livestreaming your illegal activities accompanied by celebrities.
oh to do a near heroic dose of shrooms with mr beast, as dozens of vials of your blood are drawn, and the world watches on
November 30, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Rich white dude privilege is livestreaming your illegal activities accompanied by celebrities.
Yeah, that’s definitely the type of thing I’d want to see while tripping on shrooms, Jimmy Beast’s dead-eyed skin eater smile.
oh to do a near heroic dose of shrooms with mr beast, as dozens of vials of your blood are drawn, and the world watches on
November 30, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Yeah, that’s definitely the type of thing I’d want to see while tripping on shrooms, Jimmy Beast’s dead-eyed skin eater smile.
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lol they literally peaked in fake wizard high school
oh my god bruh
November 3, 2025 at 12:24 AM
lol they literally peaked in fake wizard high school
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It was, is, and always shall be the “fire everyone” tool. It is the most glaring example of class warfare since the Industrial Revolution. They wanted to impoverish all of you and rule as gods among us. That was explicitly the intent of AI. Thank god for us the wealthy are currently total morons.
November 30, 2025 at 9:13 PM
It was, is, and always shall be the “fire everyone” tool. It is the most glaring example of class warfare since the Industrial Revolution. They wanted to impoverish all of you and rule as gods among us. That was explicitly the intent of AI. Thank god for us the wealthy are currently total morons.
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The most infuriating part about “AI” imo is that when it collapses like the speculative bubble it is, people will not remember it only exploded because the wealthiest in society thought they could train machines so well so they could fire for the rest of society and eradicate us all
"All of this falls apart if humans don't adopt the tech. This is why you've seen Meta cram its lame chatbots into WhatsApp and Instagram. This is why Notepad and Paint now have useless Copilot buttons on Windows. This is why Google Gemini wants to "help you" read and reply to your emails."
Analysis: OpenAI is a loss-making machine, how can it survive?
Don't call it a bubble! Loss-making monster OpenAI is on the hook for $1.4 trillion (with a T) in compute commitments. How can this go on?
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November 30, 2025 at 9:10 PM
The most infuriating part about “AI” imo is that when it collapses like the speculative bubble it is, people will not remember it only exploded because the wealthiest in society thought they could train machines so well so they could fire for the rest of society and eradicate us all
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This lady is not your friend.
November 16, 2025 at 5:28 PM
This lady is not your friend.
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oh are we talking about LLMs today?
fascists love the "ai" and run it at a huge loss in part so they can claim any evidence of their crimes is a deepfake and any deepfake they make make about their victims is evidence of their crimes
November 30, 2025 at 9:28 PM
oh are we talking about LLMs today?
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One of the funniest fucking things of all time
November 30, 2025 at 9:42 PM
One of the funniest fucking things of all time