Zoe Parker
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Zoe Parker
@itszoeallison.bsky.social
A spiky pile of trauma responses and bad coping mechanisms vaguely arranged into the shape of a woman
If you do that and it works please teach me how.
December 1, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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If EVER someone needed to sit calmly with the inevitability of death and internalize that our consciousness is but a brief fluttering of the eyelid of the divine energy of the universe, it is this man.

Gonna be fun trying that with Real Life Squid Games Guy in your ear, though
December 1, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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And upper-level admins will be to blame. This is happening on their watch and their response is basically "University mission? Fuck the mission"
November 30, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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We had a higher ed system that was the crown jewel for the world, and by the time these knuckle-dragging freaks are done, it'll be a roadside bible colleges and fake law schools
November 30, 2025 at 9:39 PM
In fact this just makes me want to be even louder about being bi, since it seems like an effective method of keeping the kind of people I wouldn’t want to attract in the first place away from me.
December 1, 2025 at 2:19 AM
They’re so weird.

Like, just be fuckin’ normal about other people.
December 1, 2025 at 2:16 AM
That last point was one I saw today and it’s just bonkers.

I don’t need to lie about not being bi to get with lesbians.

I’m kinda just able to do that. ‘Cause y’know, bi implies attraction to women. I’ve been with lots of lesbians, and never once have I had to pretend to be one to “trick” them.
December 1, 2025 at 2:14 AM
He looks like he threw some Just For Men up there.
December 1, 2025 at 1:22 AM
It bothers me that he has black hair.

He should just be uniformly green.
December 1, 2025 at 1:20 AM
He’s unsettling, but in a way that makes him compelling.
December 1, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Oh, you’re using an old pic.

He actually looked like this at the time of his death.
December 1, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Just because I’m high doesn’t mean I’ll let typos slide.
December 1, 2025 at 12:45 AM
*entitles
December 1, 2025 at 12:44 AM
So much queer intracommunity conflict boils down to people believing they’re the specialest most oppressed victims and that entities them to be complete fucking assholes to other differently queer people.

So sick of it.

You’re all a bunch of fuckin babies too chickenshit to punch up at cishet men.
December 1, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I promise I’m not secretly spending all my free time plotting how to trick people into having sex with me or trying to get them to detransition, I’m just sitting on my bed getting high.
November 30, 2025 at 11:58 PM