Zombie Allison Parker
@itszoeallison.bsky.social
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A spiky pile of trauma responses and bad coping mechanisms vaguely arranged into the shape of a woman
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itszoeallison.bsky.social
Can’t sleep.

Watching videos of soup.

Probably going to make soup tomorrow.
itszoeallison.bsky.social
“This minority group wants to rip my womb out” would be horrifyingly bigoted towards most other groups, but apparently if it’s against trans women you can make it the basis of a cartoon.

Jesus Christ…
benjanun.bsky.social
The drag queen bursts into tears when it seems like the womb symbol (that she's been desperate to possess for some time) is going to disappear. She says 'you bitch!' then the protagonist re-manifests the labrys and beheads her.
itszoeallison.bsky.social
That’s also the only B_C I’m into.

I don’t care what that middle letter is, if your C is B it’s not fitting in me.
itszoeallison.bsky.social
Upon further self-interrogation I’m not sure how much of this is a joke.

I really need money right now, and I think the pendulum that represents my bisexuality can be motivated to swing one way over another in the presence of money.
itszoeallison.bsky.social
Being bisexual means I get to participate in the straights vs lesbians wars on whichever side pays me the most.

That’s right, I’m willing to be a sexuality mercenary.
itszoeallison.bsky.social
Oh.

I think your students are worse at geography than I am.

That’s very bad.
itszoeallison.bsky.social
Yeah.
I’m a little further down the pipeline than you are.
I’m at the “I guess I actually have to go to bed early if I wanna be able to get up at 5 and properly get ready for work” stage.
I’m starting to go to sleep at 9.
itszoeallison.bsky.social
There are 31 countries with 6 letter names.

Not counting fictional ones, which is my actual guess.
Was it a fictional country?
itszoeallison.bsky.social
A lesson all have had to learn at one time or another.
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gaussbarrels.art
i’ve said it a million times: if your LGBTQ inclusivity doesn’t consider the added struggles that come with the intersectionality of the black trans experience, it’s not actual inclusivity. ESPECIALLY right now.
capitalb.bsky.social
“In this environment that we’re in right now, it feels like an understatement to say that there’s misinformation being spread about this community. People really forget that we’re human beings.”
No One Was Helping Black Transgender Youth. So These Parents Stepped In.
A new nonprofit provides resources to Black families of transgender and nonbinary youth at a moment of heightened political hostility.
capitalbnews.org
itszoeallison.bsky.social
I’m gonna kill at the party!
itszoeallison.bsky.social
I love Halloween, but there’s a Christmas party at work this year, and I wanna wear this dress there.
Zoe Parker in a shimmery red dress.
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segyges.bsky.social
the two types of racist are food racist and sex racist. all racists fall into these two categories. hitler? sex racist. mussolini? food racist.

stephen miller? sex racist. jd vance? food racist.

despite being racist about food sometimes, donald trump is a sex racist
lowrhoufo.bsky.social
Food racism drives you crazy faster than most forms of racism
itszoeallison.bsky.social
Catcher In The Rye, set in the modern day, is a manifesto.
rachelfeder.bsky.social
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
itszoeallison.bsky.social
Some of you bitches take “men suck” too far, and extend it to people who like men.

And speaking as a tran that occasionally likes being with the gender of atrocity I don’t just bend over for it.
Get more imaginative.
goddessblade.bsky.social
I am so sick of getting comments like about my sexuality.

It’s transphobic, homophobic, and misogynistic and I’ve tolerated a LOT of this kind of attitude from other queer and trans people. Utterly ridiculous.
Someone quote posting me talking about being transhet saying “Incomprehensible: to depart the Gender of Atrocity only to bend over for it afterwards.”
itszoeallison.bsky.social
Not to sound prudish, but I’m tired of hearing people talking about whacking off in the news just ‘cause it involves AI.
rollingstone.com
“I still can’t believe how unhinged the last update was. Not only the nudity but the motions, boobs bounces more realistically, it’s incredible.”

Elon Musk's xAI seems to have relaxed filters on Grok's video generation, allowing users to create and share explicit AI pornography.
Musk's AI Is Being Used to Make Hardcore Porn: 'Grok Is Learning Genitalia Really Fast!'
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itszoeallison.bsky.social
There’s berries growing near work.

And once more I am reminded that I would not survive in hunter-gatherer times, because I really wanna know what they taste like.
itszoeallison.bsky.social
She’s also hot.

Like, weirdly hot for being the creator of Annoying Orange.
itszoeallison.bsky.social
The creator of Annoying Orange is trans.

Did anyone else know that?

I just found that out.
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daedsider.bsky.social
There may be some things the New York Times loves more than laundering the worst imaginable right-wing influencers into the liberal mindscape, but there aren't many.
stephenwest.bsky.social
Spending your time talking to someone who wants to relitigate slavery is definitely a choice you can make
Opinion | He Believes America Should Be a Theocracy. He Says His Influence Is Growing.
www.nytimes.com