Zoe Parker
@itszoeallison.bsky.social
A spiky pile of trauma responses and bad coping mechanisms vaguely arranged into the shape of a woman
He’s unsettling, but in a way that makes him compelling.
December 1, 2025 at 1:18 AM
He’s unsettling, but in a way that makes him compelling.
Now that November is nearly over and the holidays are upon us it’s time to focus on the true reason for the season.
Asking if the Walton Goggins Walmart Grinch can get it.
Asking if the Walton Goggins Walmart Grinch can get it.
December 1, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Now that November is nearly over and the holidays are upon us it’s time to focus on the true reason for the season.
Asking if the Walton Goggins Walmart Grinch can get it.
Asking if the Walton Goggins Walmart Grinch can get it.
Oh, you’re using an old pic.
He actually looked like this at the time of his death.
He actually looked like this at the time of his death.
December 1, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Oh, you’re using an old pic.
He actually looked like this at the time of his death.
He actually looked like this at the time of his death.
I’m warm and red!
November 30, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I’m warm and red!
He’s responding to this picture
November 29, 2025 at 11:43 PM
He’s responding to this picture
I’m laughing at this guy, but I do kinda like em dumb, so he’s got a better chance at getting some than most.
November 29, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I’m laughing at this guy, but I do kinda like em dumb, so he’s got a better chance at getting some than most.
You ever see something that makes you realize the internet completely poisoned your brain?
November 29, 2025 at 8:30 PM
You ever see something that makes you realize the internet completely poisoned your brain?
Can posting be art?
The fact that the line “I will face God and walk backwards into Hell” comes from a Dril shitpost would suggest yes.
The fact that the line “I will face God and walk backwards into Hell” comes from a Dril shitpost would suggest yes.
November 28, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Can posting be art?
The fact that the line “I will face God and walk backwards into Hell” comes from a Dril shitpost would suggest yes.
The fact that the line “I will face God and walk backwards into Hell” comes from a Dril shitpost would suggest yes.
Damn. I got a big ass.
November 28, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Damn. I got a big ass.
Thanksgiving outfit.
Ignore the shitty hair, did not have time to wash it after driving an hour and a half to get my GF.
Ignore the shitty hair, did not have time to wash it after driving an hour and a half to get my GF.
November 27, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Thanksgiving outfit.
Ignore the shitty hair, did not have time to wash it after driving an hour and a half to get my GF.
Ignore the shitty hair, did not have time to wash it after driving an hour and a half to get my GF.
I… I just don’t know.
Hard to see anything beautiful here. I feel like I’m so far removed from how most trans girls look.
They’re beautiful. Everyone thinks so.
And I don’t look like them
So, like, logically, I *can’t* be beautiful then
So, if I’m not beautiful then I’m something else. So, what?
Hard to see anything beautiful here. I feel like I’m so far removed from how most trans girls look.
They’re beautiful. Everyone thinks so.
And I don’t look like them
So, like, logically, I *can’t* be beautiful then
So, if I’m not beautiful then I’m something else. So, what?
November 27, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I… I just don’t know.
Hard to see anything beautiful here. I feel like I’m so far removed from how most trans girls look.
They’re beautiful. Everyone thinks so.
And I don’t look like them
So, like, logically, I *can’t* be beautiful then
So, if I’m not beautiful then I’m something else. So, what?
Hard to see anything beautiful here. I feel like I’m so far removed from how most trans girls look.
They’re beautiful. Everyone thinks so.
And I don’t look like them
So, like, logically, I *can’t* be beautiful then
So, if I’m not beautiful then I’m something else. So, what?
10 year Timelapse.
November 26, 2025 at 8:49 PM
10 year Timelapse.
I love my girlfriend
November 26, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I love my girlfriend
I’m a morale booster at my job!
November 26, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I’m a morale booster at my job!
“Kennedy is 71, but with the help of weight lifting, artificial tanning, a careful diet, and testosterone-replacement therapy, he looks more like a comic-book character than a senior citizen”
November 25, 2025 at 4:02 PM
“Kennedy is 71, but with the help of weight lifting, artificial tanning, a careful diet, and testosterone-replacement therapy, he looks more like a comic-book character than a senior citizen”
This is a very slutty dress that I went out in today.
I legit forgot that it just gives me monster cleavage whenever I sit down in it.
I legit forgot that it just gives me monster cleavage whenever I sit down in it.
November 24, 2025 at 1:43 AM
This is a very slutty dress that I went out in today.
I legit forgot that it just gives me monster cleavage whenever I sit down in it.
I legit forgot that it just gives me monster cleavage whenever I sit down in it.
Lower than I thought.
November 24, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Lower than I thought.
This dress does obscene things to the breasts.
November 23, 2025 at 10:45 PM
This dress does obscene things to the breasts.
From a “trans shitposting” page on Facebook.
I LOVE IT SO MUCH WHEN MY “COMMUNITY” MAKES CONSTANT REFERENCES TO HOW LARGE AND MASCULINE AND SCARY TRANS WOMEN ARE!
IT TOTALLY MAKES ME FEEL INCLUDED AND LOVED AND NOT AT ALL LIKE REPEATEDLY SLAMMING MY HEAD INTO A BRICK WALL UNTIL MY BRAINS LEAK OUT!
I LOVE IT SO MUCH WHEN MY “COMMUNITY” MAKES CONSTANT REFERENCES TO HOW LARGE AND MASCULINE AND SCARY TRANS WOMEN ARE!
IT TOTALLY MAKES ME FEEL INCLUDED AND LOVED AND NOT AT ALL LIKE REPEATEDLY SLAMMING MY HEAD INTO A BRICK WALL UNTIL MY BRAINS LEAK OUT!
November 23, 2025 at 7:44 PM
From a “trans shitposting” page on Facebook.
I LOVE IT SO MUCH WHEN MY “COMMUNITY” MAKES CONSTANT REFERENCES TO HOW LARGE AND MASCULINE AND SCARY TRANS WOMEN ARE!
IT TOTALLY MAKES ME FEEL INCLUDED AND LOVED AND NOT AT ALL LIKE REPEATEDLY SLAMMING MY HEAD INTO A BRICK WALL UNTIL MY BRAINS LEAK OUT!
I LOVE IT SO MUCH WHEN MY “COMMUNITY” MAKES CONSTANT REFERENCES TO HOW LARGE AND MASCULINE AND SCARY TRANS WOMEN ARE!
IT TOTALLY MAKES ME FEEL INCLUDED AND LOVED AND NOT AT ALL LIKE REPEATEDLY SLAMMING MY HEAD INTO A BRICK WALL UNTIL MY BRAINS LEAK OUT!
Personally speaking, as a white person, I think consciously maintaining an awareness of the immense privilege that affords us in a white supremacist society, and using that privilege to uplift BIPOC voices does more for equality than pretending to not be white in order to “purify” it from myself…
November 23, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Personally speaking, as a white person, I think consciously maintaining an awareness of the immense privilege that affords us in a white supremacist society, and using that privilege to uplift BIPOC voices does more for equality than pretending to not be white in order to “purify” it from myself…
Very partial to the red dress/leather jacket combo.
November 23, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Very partial to the red dress/leather jacket combo.
I clean up kinda nicely.
If I were skinny I would almost be pretty.
As it stands, not too bad for an ugly girl.
If I were skinny I would almost be pretty.
As it stands, not too bad for an ugly girl.
November 23, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I clean up kinda nicely.
If I were skinny I would almost be pretty.
As it stands, not too bad for an ugly girl.
If I were skinny I would almost be pretty.
As it stands, not too bad for an ugly girl.
When the visibly queer barista at Starbucks misspells my name.
November 21, 2025 at 11:55 AM
When the visibly queer barista at Starbucks misspells my name.