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Hello darkness, my old friend. Why are you here? It's 4 PM.
if Home Alone was set in 2025, the McAllister kids would have been taken away by CPS and the parents would have been sued by the Wet Bandits for their injuries
November 15, 2025 at 12:41 AM
if Home Alone was set in 2025, the McAllister kids would have been taken away by CPS and the parents would have been sued by the Wet Bandits for their injuries
me: I feel crappy
also me: [has only had a coffee, a donut, and water today]
also me: [has only had a coffee, a donut, and water today]
November 14, 2025 at 10:50 PM
me: I feel crappy
also me: [has only had a coffee, a donut, and water today]
also me: [has only had a coffee, a donut, and water today]
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what do I do if I don't own a wood chipper
November 14, 2025 at 8:01 PM
what do I do if I don't own a wood chipper
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Hey! Existential dread is my best quality.
November 14, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Hey! Existential dread is my best quality.
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*presses mouth entirely too close to microphone* Chipotle queso is mid. At best.
November 14, 2025 at 8:17 PM
*presses mouth entirely too close to microphone* Chipotle queso is mid. At best.
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"I am the wisest man alive, for I know one thing, and that is that I know potatoes.”
-Platato
-Platato
November 14, 2025 at 8:19 PM
"I am the wisest man alive, for I know one thing, and that is that I know potatoes.”
-Platato
-Platato
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This is my crippling anxiety post. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
November 8, 2025 at 1:10 PM
This is my crippling anxiety post. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
if you're a manager and you're pushing to return to office because you "can't see that your direct reports are working," that speaks to your efficacy as a manager who is unable to measure KPIs, not the efficacy of your employees
November 14, 2025 at 5:47 PM
if you're a manager and you're pushing to return to office because you "can't see that your direct reports are working," that speaks to your efficacy as a manager who is unable to measure KPIs, not the efficacy of your employees
sometimes I wonder if there is a limit to how many people can become the Joker and how close we are to that limit
November 13, 2025 at 9:43 PM
sometimes I wonder if there is a limit to how many people can become the Joker and how close we are to that limit
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sometimes being an atheist really sucks bc i want so many people to burn in hell
November 13, 2025 at 7:51 PM
sometimes being an atheist really sucks bc i want so many people to burn in hell
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a heinous news cycle in every sense of the word
November 13, 2025 at 7:27 PM
a heinous news cycle in every sense of the word
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I'm so sick of all this shit. I'm tired of having to spend all day posting about pedophiles and AI tech freaks and various other ghouls destroying the world. I should be posting about mailboxes with teeth and airplanes that flap their wings and gollum's favorite songs. Jesus christ
November 13, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I'm so sick of all this shit. I'm tired of having to spend all day posting about pedophiles and AI tech freaks and various other ghouls destroying the world. I should be posting about mailboxes with teeth and airplanes that flap their wings and gollum's favorite songs. Jesus christ
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Please read my posts in order of palpable desperation.
November 13, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Please read my posts in order of palpable desperation.
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If you’re cold, I’m cold. Bring me a side of mashed potatoes and gravy
November 13, 2025 at 6:55 PM
If you’re cold, I’m cold. Bring me a side of mashed potatoes and gravy
looking at health insurance plans for 2026 open enrollment and I think I'm going to have a stroke, except I absolutely cannot afford to
November 13, 2025 at 7:16 PM
looking at health insurance plans for 2026 open enrollment and I think I'm going to have a stroke, except I absolutely cannot afford to
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When Covid caused NYC offices to hollow out what they found was that yeah the core business districts suffered but the neighborhoods where people actually live, thrived.
All WFH means is rethinking business districts, not cities.
All WFH means is rethinking business districts, not cities.
if you cant go in to the office 3 days a week then you really can't complain when cities are hollowed out. cities are places where ppl work and network. getting rid of that makes cities useless
And it's usually something like "but that's not what the literal DNC does!" as if I don't know, as someone who has worked on Dem campaigns, sometimes in conjunction with the DNC what they do. So I'm going to be very specific here: this is the DNC being shitty: www.nytimes.com/2025/11/12/u...
November 13, 2025 at 3:54 PM
When Covid caused NYC offices to hollow out what they found was that yeah the core business districts suffered but the neighborhoods where people actually live, thrived.
All WFH means is rethinking business districts, not cities.
All WFH means is rethinking business districts, not cities.
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Department of War implies the existence of Department of huh, yeah what is it good for
November 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Department of War implies the existence of Department of huh, yeah what is it good for
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After an economic crash you always see headlines like What Was Everyone Thinking? What do you mean everyone, most of us are waving our arms and screaming every day, it's a handful of insanely rich assholes who aren't listening
November 13, 2025 at 4:23 PM
After an economic crash you always see headlines like What Was Everyone Thinking? What do you mean everyone, most of us are waving our arms and screaming every day, it's a handful of insanely rich assholes who aren't listening
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An update on the state of Trout’s whiskers.
November 13, 2025 at 4:35 PM
An update on the state of Trout’s whiskers.
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"What would you bring to a desert island" a boat, motherfucker, we are in the middle of the ocean
November 13, 2025 at 4:55 PM
"What would you bring to a desert island" a boat, motherfucker, we are in the middle of the ocean
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As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
November 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
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"This could take down Democrats, too."
I know. And I frankly wouldn't give even an itty bitty damn if it implicated every Democratic man in Congress, every Democratic hopeful for 2028 and every Democrat who has even thought about running for office.
Down with the sex predators, wherever they are.
I know. And I frankly wouldn't give even an itty bitty damn if it implicated every Democratic man in Congress, every Democratic hopeful for 2028 and every Democrat who has even thought about running for office.
Down with the sex predators, wherever they are.
November 13, 2025 at 1:15 AM
"This could take down Democrats, too."
I know. And I frankly wouldn't give even an itty bitty damn if it implicated every Democratic man in Congress, every Democratic hopeful for 2028 and every Democrat who has even thought about running for office.
Down with the sex predators, wherever they are.
I know. And I frankly wouldn't give even an itty bitty damn if it implicated every Democratic man in Congress, every Democratic hopeful for 2028 and every Democrat who has even thought about running for office.
Down with the sex predators, wherever they are.
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I have in my hands definitive evidence that my opponent has committed a world-historic evil. Evidence that, were it to be released to the public, would cause his supporters to abandon him and his entire world to crumble to dust. I therefore have no choice but to give in to every one of his demands
November 12, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I have in my hands definitive evidence that my opponent has committed a world-historic evil. Evidence that, were it to be released to the public, would cause his supporters to abandon him and his entire world to crumble to dust. I therefore have no choice but to give in to every one of his demands
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again i am perfectly fine with locking every one of Jeffrey Epstein's friends in prison, Democrat, Republican or Whatever.
Lest there be any insinuation that Dems spared their own. It would be tough for Kathy Ruemmler—Obama’s WH Counsel from 2011 to mid-2014—to come off looking worse in these docs the committee Dems released. oversightdemocrats.house.gov/sites/evo-su...
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Kathy Ruemmler
9/19/2014 11:54:57 AM
jeffrey E. ljeevacation@gmail.com]
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Importance: High
Doesn't look like you are prioritizing your schedule very effeetively.....how are you going to manage all of that? this is unga week so the boss will be in town too....l'Il be here all week -- you may get sick of me....just sat down on the train so can't talk freely.
On Sep 19, 2014 7:48 AM, "jeffrey E." <jeevacation@gmail.com> wrote:
"girls?", careful i will renew an old habit, . this week, thiel, summers, bill burns, gordon brown, jagland, ( council of curope and nobel chairman). mongolia pres, hardeep puree (india), boris ( gates). jabor (qatar ). sultan (dubai, ), kosslyn (harvard), leon black, woody. you are a welcome guest at any... also if you think there are interesting people in town, everyone here for climate summit, clinton security council, holy shit im on
for next 30 minutes
On Fri, Sep 19, 2014 at 7:15 AM, Kathy Ruemmler -
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Most girls do not have to worry about this crap.
On Sep 19, 20147:09 AM, "jeffrey E." <jeevacation@gmail.com> wrote:
understood. it comes down to high risk / reward / low risk / reward. professional, cmotional. and financial
On Fri, Sep 19, 2014 at 6:15 AM, Kathy Ruemmler
Agreed, but I need to be prepared to say yes before I talk to him.
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November 12, 2025 at 5:38 PM
again i am perfectly fine with locking every one of Jeffrey Epstein's friends in prison, Democrat, Republican or Whatever.
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I lost my job, my kids have measles, and it is now clear to me that the President of the United States is a pedophile. But at least I know that the Cracker Barrel logo won't be changed any time soon.
November 12, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I lost my job, my kids have measles, and it is now clear to me that the President of the United States is a pedophile. But at least I know that the Cracker Barrel logo won't be changed any time soon.