mollshed jotatoes
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· Jun 21
just saw a robin with a worm in its beak. way to be a stereotype, loser
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My nephew: Are you a girl or a boy?
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
My nephew: Are you a girl or a boy?
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
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thinking about her today…
November 27, 2025 at 2:23 PM
thinking about her today…
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call me Richard the way I'm Scarry in this busy town
November 25, 2025 at 1:33 AM
call me Richard the way I'm Scarry in this busy town
r's weaponizing gratitude by listing everything she's thankful for instead of going to sleep. she's literally looking around her room and naming all of her belongings
November 27, 2025 at 2:12 AM
r's weaponizing gratitude by listing everything she's thankful for instead of going to sleep. she's literally looking around her room and naming all of her belongings
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Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
November 29, 2024 at 2:31 PM
Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
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Please be aware and stay vigilant out there 🚨
November 30, 2024 at 4:48 PM
Please be aware and stay vigilant out there 🚨
god help me r found the iron giant
November 26, 2025 at 9:53 PM
god help me r found the iron giant
you know, i understand that this take is nearly 30 years old, but they really knocked it out of the park with pikachu's design. it's very cute!
November 26, 2025 at 8:10 PM
you know, i understand that this take is nearly 30 years old, but they really knocked it out of the park with pikachu's design. it's very cute!
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nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
it's not thanksgiving without my scoop of stuff
November 26, 2025 at 5:47 PM
it's not thanksgiving without my scoop of stuff
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[logging on] "hey buffoons, still stupid as shit?"
[ten minutes later] "my qts demonstrate a lack of civility on this platform,,"
[ten minutes later] "my qts demonstrate a lack of civility on this platform,,"
November 26, 2025 at 5:27 PM
[logging on] "hey buffoons, still stupid as shit?"
[ten minutes later] "my qts demonstrate a lack of civility on this platform,,"
[ten minutes later] "my qts demonstrate a lack of civility on this platform,,"
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Kittie Dogg
Mother
Michigan, Births and Christenings, 1775-1995
Mother
Michigan, Births and Christenings, 1775-1995
November 26, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Kittie Dogg
Mother
Michigan, Births and Christenings, 1775-1995
Mother
Michigan, Births and Christenings, 1775-1995
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
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A little bit of Bobby giving hope
A little bit of Stevie making jobs
A little bit of Johnny spending cash
Five years ago we had these mans.
A little bit of Stevie making jobs
A little bit of Johnny spending cash
Five years ago we had these mans.
November 26, 2025 at 1:36 AM
A little bit of Bobby giving hope
A little bit of Stevie making jobs
A little bit of Johnny spending cash
Five years ago we had these mans.
A little bit of Stevie making jobs
A little bit of Johnny spending cash
Five years ago we had these mans.
me and who
November 25, 2025 at 11:25 PM
me and who
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Man Hoping People Notice How Many Folding Chairs He’s Carrying At Once https://theonion.com/man-hoping-people-notice-how-many-folding-chairs-he-s-c-1819576444/
November 25, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Man Hoping People Notice How Many Folding Chairs He’s Carrying At Once https://theonion.com/man-hoping-people-notice-how-many-folding-chairs-he-s-c-1819576444/
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did i get anything done today? no. but did i relax? also no.
November 25, 2025 at 10:03 PM
did i get anything done today? no. but did i relax? also no.
the magician's nephew! the best narnia book!!
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 8:08 PM
the magician's nephew! the best narnia book!!
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r's started watching pokemon, it's all over for me isn't it
November 25, 2025 at 6:51 PM
r's started watching pokemon, it's all over for me isn't it