mollshed jotatoes
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mollshed jotatoes
@ilikemints.bsky.social
· Jun 21
just saw a robin with a worm in its beak. way to be a stereotype, loser
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
eating pie with bare hands
November 29, 2025 at 10:21 PM
eating pie with bare hands
BIG STRETCH
November 29, 2025 at 8:04 PM
BIG STRETCH
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(droopy dog voice) wake up, dead man
November 29, 2025 at 1:32 AM
(droopy dog voice) wake up, dead man
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EDI PATTERSON: This is you bitch. This is your fucking grave you sleeping cap old wearing a dress to bed bitch.
December 16, 2024 at 10:45 PM
EDI PATTERSON: This is you bitch. This is your fucking grave you sleeping cap old wearing a dress to bed bitch.
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SCROOGE (Walton Goggins) (VO): It had been seven years Old Marley had been dead. Unless this is known, nothing fantastic can be understood
MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper
MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper
December 16, 2024 at 10:20 PM
SCROOGE (Walton Goggins) (VO): It had been seven years Old Marley had been dead. Unless this is known, nothing fantastic can be understood
MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper
MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper
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Please help reunite this sweet lost dog petcolove.org/lost/pet/fou...
November 28, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Please help reunite this sweet lost dog petcolove.org/lost/pet/fou...
isn't today the day ""ellie"" ""died"" bc she died on thanksgiving, notably the same date every year
November 28, 2025 at 1:33 AM
isn't today the day ""ellie"" ""died"" bc she died on thanksgiving, notably the same date every year
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past few weeks i've been getting the urge to post "wow looks like shit" in response to innocuous things people have made. one day i'm gonna do it
late start ‘cause I overslept but it’s TRASH TUESDAY, lemme see those brainworms babes 😘
IT’S TRASH TUESDAY. LET IT ALL OUT AND FLY THOSE FREAK FLAGS
November 14, 2023 at 7:41 PM
past few weeks i've been getting the urge to post "wow looks like shit" in response to innocuous things people have made. one day i'm gonna do it
celebrating thanksgiving tomorrow which i am thankful for today (because i have a migraine making me nauseous)
November 27, 2025 at 7:16 PM
celebrating thanksgiving tomorrow which i am thankful for today (because i have a migraine making me nauseous)
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My nephew: Are you a girl or a boy?
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
My nephew: Are you a girl or a boy?
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
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thinking about her today…
November 27, 2025 at 2:23 PM
thinking about her today…
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call me Richard the way I'm Scarry in this busy town
November 25, 2025 at 1:33 AM
call me Richard the way I'm Scarry in this busy town
r's weaponizing gratitude by listing everything she's thankful for instead of going to sleep. she's literally looking around her room and naming all of her belongings
November 27, 2025 at 2:12 AM
r's weaponizing gratitude by listing everything she's thankful for instead of going to sleep. she's literally looking around her room and naming all of her belongings
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Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
November 29, 2024 at 2:31 PM
Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
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Please be aware and stay vigilant out there 🚨
November 30, 2024 at 4:48 PM
Please be aware and stay vigilant out there 🚨
god help me r found the iron giant
November 26, 2025 at 9:53 PM
god help me r found the iron giant
you know, i understand that this take is nearly 30 years old, but they really knocked it out of the park with pikachu's design. it's very cute!
November 26, 2025 at 8:10 PM
you know, i understand that this take is nearly 30 years old, but they really knocked it out of the park with pikachu's design. it's very cute!
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nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
it's not thanksgiving without my scoop of stuff
November 26, 2025 at 5:47 PM
it's not thanksgiving without my scoop of stuff
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[logging on] "hey buffoons, still stupid as shit?"
[ten minutes later] "my qts demonstrate a lack of civility on this platform,,"
[ten minutes later] "my qts demonstrate a lack of civility on this platform,,"
November 26, 2025 at 5:27 PM
[logging on] "hey buffoons, still stupid as shit?"
[ten minutes later] "my qts demonstrate a lack of civility on this platform,,"
[ten minutes later] "my qts demonstrate a lack of civility on this platform,,"