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mollz
@ilikemints.bsky.social
· Jun 21
just saw a robin with a worm in its beak. way to be a stereotype, loser
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the best daft punk is the one where they go 'you and me better ain't harder than faster, so let's daft punk like they do on the discovery album'
February 12, 2026 at 12:28 AM
the best daft punk is the one where they go 'you and me better ain't harder than faster, so let's daft punk like they do on the discovery album'
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Today I woke up at 2 AM. Instead of falling back asleep my brain decided to conjure up these images which haunted my mind palace until properly expelled
February 11, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Today I woke up at 2 AM. Instead of falling back asleep my brain decided to conjure up these images which haunted my mind palace until properly expelled
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1997 AUSTIN POWERS (LOOKS AND ACTS LIKE IF BROSNAN BOND WAS A RAVER): How's all that end of history going, then? Still da bomb?
2027 BASIL: That's why we thawed you out. It was a bit overblown, I'm afraid.
1997 AUSTIN POWERS (THROWING BUCKET HAT TO THE GROUND): Oh, that's so gay
2027 BASIL: That's why we thawed you out. It was a bit overblown, I'm afraid.
1997 AUSTIN POWERS (THROWING BUCKET HAT TO THE GROUND): Oh, that's so gay
February 11, 2026 at 11:10 PM
1997 AUSTIN POWERS (LOOKS AND ACTS LIKE IF BROSNAN BOND WAS A RAVER): How's all that end of history going, then? Still da bomb?
2027 BASIL: That's why we thawed you out. It was a bit overblown, I'm afraid.
1997 AUSTIN POWERS (THROWING BUCKET HAT TO THE GROUND): Oh, that's so gay
2027 BASIL: That's why we thawed you out. It was a bit overblown, I'm afraid.
1997 AUSTIN POWERS (THROWING BUCKET HAT TO THE GROUND): Oh, that's so gay
juliet capulet is a julia gulia-ass name
February 11, 2026 at 10:26 PM
juliet capulet is a julia gulia-ass name
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sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young
February 10, 2026 at 7:51 PM
sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young
oh damn this post plus mb asking about prom dresses reminded me that my senior prom's theme was "a moment like this"
February 10, 2026 at 3:46 AM
oh damn this post plus mb asking about prom dresses reminded me that my senior prom's theme was "a moment like this"
followed by move your feet by junior senior and then maybe yeah by usher? i am 40 years old
February 10, 2026 at 3:27 AM
followed by move your feet by junior senior and then maybe yeah by usher? i am 40 years old
you will remember tonight by andrew wk
what's the first song you're gonna blast when It Happens
February 10, 2026 at 3:25 AM
you will remember tonight by andrew wk
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both my junior and senior prom dresses were in the $80-$100 range iirc. small town ohio, early-mid 2000s
February 10, 2026 at 2:39 AM
both my junior and senior prom dresses were in the $80-$100 range iirc. small town ohio, early-mid 2000s
i imagine it'll be featured in some braindead dreamworks illumination movie and gen alpha will think they invented it
February 10, 2026 at 2:15 AM
i imagine it'll be featured in some braindead dreamworks illumination movie and gen alpha will think they invented it
do you think the macarena will make a comeback
February 10, 2026 at 2:14 AM
do you think the macarena will make a comeback
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they're tertiary shapes
February 9, 2026 at 11:40 PM
they're tertiary shapes
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Bad Bunny? From The Secret History by Donna Tartt?
February 8, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Bad Bunny? From The Secret History by Donna Tartt?
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February 9, 2026 at 2:40 AM
i have that exact waffle iron, it makes great quesadillas
February 9, 2026 at 3:00 AM
i have that exact waffle iron, it makes great quesadillas