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mollz
@ilikemints.bsky.social
· Jun 21
just saw a robin with a worm in its beak. way to be a stereotype, loser
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incredible, yet terrifying… this new AI chat program effortlessly simulates any animal… within a year it will replace all our barnyard creatures… I fear for the future and also need more money to develop it
November 16, 2024 at 6:19 PM
incredible, yet terrifying… this new AI chat program effortlessly simulates any animal… within a year it will replace all our barnyard creatures… I fear for the future and also need more money to develop it
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the best daft punk is the one where they go 'you and me better ain't harder than faster, so let's daft punk like they do on the discovery album'
February 12, 2026 at 12:28 AM
the best daft punk is the one where they go 'you and me better ain't harder than faster, so let's daft punk like they do on the discovery album'
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Today I woke up at 2 AM. Instead of falling back asleep my brain decided to conjure up these images which haunted my mind palace until properly expelled
February 11, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Today I woke up at 2 AM. Instead of falling back asleep my brain decided to conjure up these images which haunted my mind palace until properly expelled
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1997 AUSTIN POWERS (LOOKS AND ACTS LIKE IF BROSNAN BOND WAS A RAVER): How's all that end of history going, then? Still da bomb?
2027 BASIL: That's why we thawed you out. It was a bit overblown, I'm afraid.
1997 AUSTIN POWERS (THROWING BUCKET HAT TO THE GROUND): Oh, that's so gay
2027 BASIL: That's why we thawed you out. It was a bit overblown, I'm afraid.
1997 AUSTIN POWERS (THROWING BUCKET HAT TO THE GROUND): Oh, that's so gay
February 11, 2026 at 11:10 PM
1997 AUSTIN POWERS (LOOKS AND ACTS LIKE IF BROSNAN BOND WAS A RAVER): How's all that end of history going, then? Still da bomb?
2027 BASIL: That's why we thawed you out. It was a bit overblown, I'm afraid.
1997 AUSTIN POWERS (THROWING BUCKET HAT TO THE GROUND): Oh, that's so gay
2027 BASIL: That's why we thawed you out. It was a bit overblown, I'm afraid.
1997 AUSTIN POWERS (THROWING BUCKET HAT TO THE GROUND): Oh, that's so gay
juliet capulet is a julia gulia-ass name
February 11, 2026 at 10:26 PM
juliet capulet is a julia gulia-ass name
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sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young
February 10, 2026 at 7:51 PM
sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young
you will remember tonight by andrew wk
what's the first song you're gonna blast when It Happens
February 10, 2026 at 3:25 AM
you will remember tonight by andrew wk
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do you think the macarena will make a comeback
February 10, 2026 at 2:14 AM
do you think the macarena will make a comeback
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Bad Bunny? From The Secret History by Donna Tartt?
February 8, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Bad Bunny? From The Secret History by Donna Tartt?
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February 9, 2026 at 2:40 AM
thinking about how "u-g-l-y you ain't got no alibi, you ugly" is fucking vicious
February 8, 2026 at 11:00 PM
thinking about how "u-g-l-y you ain't got no alibi, you ugly" is fucking vicious
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I never noticed this either.
February 8, 2026 at 7:09 PM
I never noticed this either.
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I need this poster on my bedroom wall
February 8, 2026 at 4:10 PM
I need this poster on my bedroom wall
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Five years ago I caught my dumbest ban
February 8, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Five years ago I caught my dumbest ban
dudes rock
February 8, 2026 at 12:22 AM
dudes rock
people are handwringing about the quality of food in italy but this is a pretty transparent attempt to control the potential tampering attempts right
Not only did they bring a small private army, but among the waste of taxpayer money was BRINGING A FULL PLANE OF FOOD.
To *Italy*.
To *Italy*.
February 7, 2026 at 7:51 PM
people are handwringing about the quality of food in italy but this is a pretty transparent attempt to control the potential tampering attempts right
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Tuning into Olympics coverage takes me from “who is Hashimoto?” to, three minutes later: “wow, this really isn’t like Hashimoto.”
July 27, 2024 at 10:12 PM
Tuning into Olympics coverage takes me from “who is Hashimoto?” to, three minutes later: “wow, this really isn’t like Hashimoto.”
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If you need a mascot for Milano Cortina, Jellycat have introduced an “amuseable curling stone” called Cariss
February 4, 2026 at 10:36 AM
If you need a mascot for Milano Cortina, Jellycat have introduced an “amuseable curling stone” called Cariss
i like how all the snowboarders are the exact same type of guy
February 7, 2026 at 6:57 PM
i like how all the snowboarders are the exact same type of guy
holy shit i'm watching the olympics and they just showed a dairy queen commercial where they give you a little bowl of vanilla soft serve to dip spicy tendies in
February 7, 2026 at 6:51 PM
holy shit i'm watching the olympics and they just showed a dairy queen commercial where they give you a little bowl of vanilla soft serve to dip spicy tendies in
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The right wing 10 year cultural delay phenomenon has them all using millennial therapyspeak right when the left has dropped all civility. Really funny times ahead
February 7, 2026 at 5:43 PM
The right wing 10 year cultural delay phenomenon has them all using millennial therapyspeak right when the left has dropped all civility. Really funny times ahead
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