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just saw a robin with a worm in its beak. way to be a stereotype, loser
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the pitt: hm i wonder what will happen to beloved Dr Robby

the pitt: motorcycle 𝒎𝒐𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒄𝒚𝒄𝒍𝒆 ᴍᴏᴛᴏʀᴄʏᴄʟᴇ ᵐᵒᵗᵒʳᶜʸᶜˡᵉ MOTORCYCLE 𝘮𝘰𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘤𝘺𝘤𝘭𝘦
February 13, 2026 at 2:51 AM
y'all ever follow me down to the valley night
February 13, 2026 at 4:30 PM
lmao johnnny weir saying he and tara don't know how to play games bc they didn't have normal childhoods bc they were at tHe OlYmPiCs
February 13, 2026 at 3:41 PM
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bro they're making you slightly trapezoidal in the group chat right now
Sitting here open-mouthed at this Sound Transit board presentation, because it was just explained that making Ballard Link's Seattle Center station "slightly trapezoidal" would save the agency a HALF BILLION DOLLARS.
February 13, 2026 at 1:30 AM
SHE'S DONE. we started working on these on monday!!
don’t burn her out! keep it fun! balance with breaks! don't let her get distracted! don’t get frustrated! and for the love of god don't break down and do them yourself bc that's not how she learnssssssss
February 12, 2026 at 11:40 PM
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February 12, 2026 at 11:00 PM
r's got 13 valentines done, 7 more to go. threading this particular parenting needle is impossible
February 12, 2026 at 10:26 PM
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print this out and give it to ur sweetie
February 12, 2026 at 8:55 PM
a true poster
Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin
February 12, 2026 at 6:23 PM
what, like silver bullets
February 12, 2026 at 5:38 PM
last night i couldn't fall asleep until i remembered the only name that fully switched from female to male usage (emmett)
February 12, 2026 at 2:14 PM
charles chaplain
February 12, 2026 at 1:44 PM
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incredible, yet terrifying… this new AI chat program effortlessly simulates any animal… within a year it will replace all our barnyard creatures… I fear for the future and also need more money to develop it
November 16, 2024 at 6:19 PM
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the best daft punk is the one where they go 'you and me better ain't harder than faster, so let's daft punk like they do on the discovery album'
February 12, 2026 at 12:28 AM
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Today I woke up at 2 AM. Instead of falling back asleep my brain decided to conjure up these images which haunted my mind palace until properly expelled
February 11, 2026 at 10:57 PM
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1997 AUSTIN POWERS (LOOKS AND ACTS LIKE IF BROSNAN BOND WAS A RAVER): How's all that end of history going, then? Still da bomb?
2027 BASIL: That's why we thawed you out. It was a bit overblown, I'm afraid.
1997 AUSTIN POWERS (THROWING BUCKET HAT TO THE GROUND): Oh, that's so gay
February 11, 2026 at 11:10 PM
juliet capulet is a julia gulia-ass name
February 11, 2026 at 10:26 PM
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sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young
February 10, 2026 at 7:51 PM
you will remember tonight by andrew wk
what's the first song you're gonna blast when It Happens
February 10, 2026 at 3:25 AM
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February 10, 2026 at 3:00 AM
do you think the macarena will make a comeback
February 10, 2026 at 2:14 AM
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omg everybody go draw a horse this is what the internet was made for

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Draw a horse, watch it run!
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February 9, 2026 at 11:11 PM
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GOD IS REAL
February 9, 2026 at 5:40 PM
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Bad Bunny? From The Secret History by Donna Tartt?
February 8, 2026 at 2:37 AM
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*Runs in *

There is genuine French biathlon drama!

www.threads.com/@aldokt/post...
February 9, 2026 at 2:40 AM