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ilikemints.bsky.social
just saw a robin with a worm in its beak. way to be a stereotype, loser
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puddleofbrain.bsky.social
Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah

Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen

Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah

Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him
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antlervel.vet
WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass

WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you
ilikemints.bsky.social
everyone played it all straight, zero winking at the camera. it was a breath of fresh air
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priscillapage.bsky.social
when a dark secret from your past threatens to destroy the new idyllic life you've created for yourself
little yorkie named Rupert sitting in a big pinky beige-colored blanket, leaning up against a dark brown leather couch. there is a potted plant behind him, he's wearing a tiny terracotta sweater. he has a very William H Macy-in-Fargo expression on his face, like he's nervously smiling.
ilikemints.bsky.social
*extremely nick drake voice* thicc moon
ilikemints.bsky.social
please this child needs to get better, if i hear "i need a tissue!!" when they are RIGHT NEXT TO HER one more time i will lose it so help me god
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markpopham.bsky.social
MILLENNIAL BLUESKY POSTER: you know, when I was a kid, I thought QUICKSAND would be a lot bigger of a probelm!!!! 🤣🤣

JOHNNY QUEST: *quote-tweeting* wow. okay. not even sure how im supposed to respond to this. I'm glad YOU didn't have that experience, I guess???
ilikemints.bsky.social
i haven't! i would also really like to
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ilikemints.bsky.social
if i'm being completely honest here it's julian casablanca's version of "i wish it was christmas today"
sophianyx.bsky.social
Without saying Hurt, fav Cover Song?
ilikemints.bsky.social
have you considered a china hutch? you can get gorgeous ones for fairly cheap bc no one our age keeps traditional ~company~ dishes anymore
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ilikemints.bsky.social
she also has to be touching me the entire time, this is a nightmare
ilikemints.bsky.social
oh my god she will not stop talking or moving please for the love of god child REST
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katie.bzky.team
we all got that one sullen homie whose leitmotif shares a chord progression and instrumention with an enemy whose identity is yet revealed
ilikemints.bsky.social
in a stunning turn of events r is sick again
ilikemints.bsky.social
"this is grueling* work!"

*delicious and nourishing
ilikemints.bsky.social
i would like to reiterate my curse on whoever planted the wintercreeper and perhaps upgrade it to some kind of stanley yelnats generational situation
ilikemints.bsky.social
ok garden phase 2: fern edition. site prepped, all ferns planted. just gotta lay down cardboard and mulch