🦇 Caitlin
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🦇 Caitlin
@cvh.bsky.social
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sunlight over me no matter what i do clinic escort & abortion funder & a day job
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have you considered my little cat's crossed paws?
just saying, if you hit your thirties and your skin flipped the fuck out, adapalene + dieux instant angel took out 90% of my issues and spiro cleaned up the rest
(same friend also said that "he made the most delicious maple cake that Brendan and I have made numerous times"!)
🎶 Does he hold on like I hold on?
Will he ever bow down and die? 🎶
beginning to think cards against humanity is operating out of the satanic temple playbook

(sounds really clever & progressive to the average lay person, actually terrible people getting a lot of undeserved PR while fucking over just about everyone)
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Deep waters, 1941 #belgianart #magritte
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the best kind of guy to see on the subway is a guy with a giant instrument in a carrying case. delightful.
I texted this thread to my friend who loves cooks illustrated & this is an interesting wrinkle
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society would be massively improved if ring doorbells were banned completely actually
the AWS outage is affecting Ring doorbells. Sky News says “some users can’t see outside their house, definitely scary”

just look outside your window 😅
from one milano freak to another bsky.app/profile/cvh....
take it from an easy mark for novelty seasonal snack foods (me): the pumpkin spice milanos are not good :/
it tastes like they've swapped butter for shortening and the chips are really waxy
I know this is a little startup-brained but they could make $$$ from selling ditch weed to anxious 30-somethings who want to smoke but get absolutely curb-stomped by most dispensary weed. I mean, not me. But other people. I heard.
joshua you simply must
you're walking in a permitted march with a punny sign, Anthony, not the black bloc
maybe I'm wrong but a lot of this "protest advice" feels like the lib equivalent of maga guys wearing their plate carrier to, like, Denny's
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Hi, I'm the ProPublica reporter who's been tracking an unusual stat: U.S. citizens grabbed by immigration agents.

I did it because the government isn’t.

This is what I found.
said hi to the deli guy and he said "egg and cheese with a hash brown and pepperjack on a roll?" I have MADE IT
A few of the clinic escorts brought their signs because they're going straight from the clinic to the march. It's p cute
"be nice or even just normal to Caitlin" challenge, difficulty: 100
you put one masc-looking volunteer outside the clinic and all the gross dude protesters line up to talk really softly to them like "brother I'm just here offering love" when they were calling me a wicked slut three seconds prior
hopefully just one hour until I get a diet coke and an egg & cheese with a hashbrown in it from the good deli
the protesters got here a full hour earlier than they usually do & are on their worst behavior UGHHHH