Daniel
@escargotpro.bsky.social
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Debate was 14 hours ago im still in a Suffolk County hamlet licking Jager shots with Chris Cuomo we broke 2 tables his wife is furious we keep playing old dmx records on the Playstation the neighbors are terrified he wants to shoot fireworks its a bad time man
Debate was 14 hours ago im still in a Suffolk County hamlet licking Jager shots with Chris Cuomo we broke 2 tables his wife is furious we keep playing old dmx records on the Playstation the neighbors are terrified he wants to shoot fireworks its a bad time man
I probably won't give a shit either way
Welcome Twitter refugees. When you go back to Twitter in a few weeks, I will judge you.
Its also why he doesnt use credit cards
“I try to avoid the yellow cabs. As you know, I was shot in the back of a yellow cab.” - Sliwa
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the way he said this so proudly was so funny
“I don’t have a credit card. I have a debit card.” - Sliwa
Its insane we have to listen to Cuomos dogshit voice again - this could have been a pleasant night of new york heros zohran mamdani and curtis anthony sliwa cutting it up my family turned it off to give tulsa king a try instead
Gentlemen - you all seek to become the mayor of New York City, the city so nice they named it twice; so lets talk about the important questions: people who talk more about the one battle after another box office than the movie- jail? or prison?
I heard bluesky is *hot* again
Back to one of my favorite obsessions: thinking about how ppl used to have sex listening to Duke of Earl
Im in pittsburgh for a week if any of you here and want to hang out
Its cool that in the new brand of better evolved Woke AOC can be pro immigrant pro trans and pro worker but also body shame a short or a fat man - this is the synthesis Hegel taught us about
When I was in my teens or twenties I used to get mad at people who would cut their fingernails on the subway. Now I get that theyre doing one of the all time most sicko activities & while theyre evil for it theres a certain beauty in being so openly disgusting. C la vie!
Not arguing online - im getting too into matcha instead, this stuff is great
Sticking my hands out like Morpheus to everybody online but both hands contain "The Chill Pill"
WELCOME NEWSKIES WE DO THINGS "A LIL BIT DIFFERENTLY" AROUND THESE PARTS 😉
27 year old HR women in Kipps Bay were right about matcha this stuff is great
Who was the one who used to post a lot? Pete? I took one look at that guy and decided he sucked
I've always hated the team behind bluesky I dont even know them or anything about them and I knew I hated them instantly
Imagine dancing to this with some lady from Cleveland named Cherille under the eye of the m&m imagine how wild that would be