Simon
@hungryhatter.bsky.social
I was born at a very early age and now I'm here. Some things happened in between, but they're probably not important.
Bloody hell. Unquestionably a point gained for the Town, but they really should apologise to every member of Leyton Orient's staff who are on duty tonight for stealing that draw.
December 9, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Bloody hell. Unquestionably a point gained for the Town, but they really should apologise to every member of Leyton Orient's staff who are on duty tonight for stealing that draw.
Can't really call it daylight robbery because it's nearly 10:00 at night, but if we steal a point tonight thanks to Kodua that's what it is.
December 9, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Can't really call it daylight robbery because it's nearly 10:00 at night, but if we steal a point tonight thanks to Kodua that's what it is.
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Tapping the sign
December 9, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Tapping the sign
If ever a match didn't need a total of 18 minutes stoppage time to help the losing side grab an equaliser, it's this one. Luton have been absolute dogpoo tonight.
December 9, 2025 at 9:41 PM
If ever a match didn't need a total of 18 minutes stoppage time to help the losing side grab an equaliser, it's this one. Luton have been absolute dogpoo tonight.
I intend to get SO MANY of these biscuits in my face as soon as is reasonably practical.
December 9, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I intend to get SO MANY of these biscuits in my face as soon as is reasonably practical.
I remember being chuffed to bits when Kal Naismith re-signed for us permanently in the summer, but the poor fella will probably admit himself that he's having a nightmare of a season. I hope he turns it around, but he's cost us a goal already tonight so this evening would be good.
December 9, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I remember being chuffed to bits when Kal Naismith re-signed for us permanently in the summer, but the poor fella will probably admit himself that he's having a nightmare of a season. I hope he turns it around, but he's cost us a goal already tonight so this evening would be good.
The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy.
omg. Kat Abughazaleh just posted that if she's elected, she'll swear in on a copy of Octavia Butler's Parable of the Sower.
If you were elected to public office (never mind whether you'd ever actually run), what book would you swear in on?
If you were elected to public office (never mind whether you'd ever actually run), what book would you swear in on?
December 9, 2025 at 9:00 PM
The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy.
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Been loving The Liz Truss Show and have compiled all my favourite bits.
December 9, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Been loving The Liz Truss Show and have compiled all my favourite bits.
Still listening to the pre-match music from Brisbane Road and it's still brilliant. Honestly, it's a shame it's going to be rudely interrupted by a football match in about 20 minutes from now.
December 9, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Still listening to the pre-match music from Brisbane Road and it's still brilliant. Honestly, it's a shame it's going to be rudely interrupted by a football match in about 20 minutes from now.
Holly does amazing work and cats are brilliant, so I've voted for her.
Oooh Petplan are doing a thing where you can nominate a pet charity to win £1k!
It closes at midnight tonight. If anyone would like to nominate Holly's Merry Moggies, our official postcode is NG3 2DG. Thank you!!
It closes at midnight tonight. If anyone would like to nominate Holly's Merry Moggies, our official postcode is NG3 2DG. Thank you!!
www.petplan.co.uk
December 9, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Holly does amazing work and cats are brilliant, so I've voted for her.
Fair play to Leyton Orient, their pre-match music is a thousand times better than ours. The Whispers, Booker Newbury III, the Pointer Sisters, Rufus and Chaka Khan, some good stuff there.
December 9, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Fair play to Leyton Orient, their pre-match music is a thousand times better than ours. The Whispers, Booker Newbury III, the Pointer Sisters, Rufus and Chaka Khan, some good stuff there.
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God, I love Conan.
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 6:01 PM
God, I love Conan.
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I bet it does. I'd much rather drink hot chocolate.
December 9, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I bet it does. I'd much rather drink hot chocolate.
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he knows when you are seeping...
The bones of Santa have been leaking liquid for 1,700 years.
December 9, 2025 at 1:07 PM
he knows when you are seeping...
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Dec 9th 2001 - Dr. Heywood Floyd completed his report on the failure of the Discovery One mission to Jupiter, which resulted in the death of 4 astronauts and the disappearance of David Bowman
📽️📅 2010 (1984)
📽️📅 2010 (1984)
December 9, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Dec 9th 2001 - Dr. Heywood Floyd completed his report on the failure of the Discovery One mission to Jupiter, which resulted in the death of 4 astronauts and the disappearance of David Bowman
📽️📅 2010 (1984)
📽️📅 2010 (1984)
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We don’t do court reports, especially when it comes to violent crime, but there’s always an exception.
December 9, 2025 at 2:30 PM
We don’t do court reports, especially when it comes to violent crime, but there’s always an exception.
This must be the first time I've asked the same question Infantino did upon hearing this news: FIFA has ethics codes?
From @theathleticfc.bsky.social: FIFA president Gianni Infantino has been accused of breaching FIFA’s ethics codes in relation to the process that saw President Trump receive an inaugural peace prize.
Gianni Infantino accused of breaching FIFA’s ethics codes in relation to President Trump comments
Advocacy group FairSquare has also requested an investigation into President Trump being awarded the inaugural FIFA Peace Prize last Friday.
nyti.ms
December 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
This must be the first time I've asked the same question Infantino did upon hearing this news: FIFA has ethics codes?
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Amuse and enthral drivers this festive season by walking into town to stroll purposefully near to parked vehicles in busy carparks, creating the impression you might be about to free up a precious space.
Bonus points for ambiguity.
Bonus points for ambiguity.
December 9, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Amuse and enthral drivers this festive season by walking into town to stroll purposefully near to parked vehicles in busy carparks, creating the impression you might be about to free up a precious space.
Bonus points for ambiguity.
Bonus points for ambiguity.
As much as anything else, calling it Great British Railways is writing a massive cheque the current infrastructure cannot possibly cash.
"Trains will be given a union flag inspired paint job as part of the govts nationalisation plan"
Meanwhile the trains themselves are still owned by private rolling stock leasing companies which extract huge amounts of £ from the industry (& shovel it into offshore tax havens)
Meanwhile the trains themselves are still owned by private rolling stock leasing companies which extract huge amounts of £ from the industry (& shovel it into offshore tax havens)
December 9, 2025 at 2:07 PM
As much as anything else, calling it Great British Railways is writing a massive cheque the current infrastructure cannot possibly cash.
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As the tech bro, social media age hollows us all out from within, it’s reassuring to learn there are still around 3500 black and white TV licences issued in the UK each year
December 9, 2025 at 9:28 AM
As the tech bro, social media age hollows us all out from within, it’s reassuring to learn there are still around 3500 black and white TV licences issued in the UK each year
Santa's Grotty.
The bones of Santa have been leaking liquid for 1,700 years.
December 9, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Santa's Grotty.
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The Bic corporation was started by one man who needed to shave, write something down, and set something on fire at the same time
December 6, 2025 at 11:12 PM
The Bic corporation was started by one man who needed to shave, write something down, and set something on fire at the same time
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For dust you are, and to dust you will return
December 9, 2025 at 10:52 AM
For dust you are, and to dust you will return