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Simon
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I was born at a very early age and now I'm here. Some things happened in between, but they're probably not important.
The CGI bods reconsidering their decisions once the fans see it:
December 7, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Cat review #5: Star Wars. Not Episode IV, not A New Hope, STAR WARS, the 1977 version. Finley walked out at around the same point I did when I was 4 years old, but Paiten stayed throughout although she wasn't impressed by the Death Star attack run. Pfft, what does she know. Finley 1/10, Paiten 7/10.
December 5, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Let's list all the companies that thought merging with Warner Brothers was a wonderful idea.
December 5, 2025 at 4:41 PM
"RETURN THE MAP. RETURN WHAT YOU HAVE STOLEN FROM ME."
December 5, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Netflix, after seeing what happened with the AOL and Discovery mergers...
December 5, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Of COURSE I had to try one. I hope other diners have more luck than me though, even though it looked very tasty indeed mine wasn't great and it cost 13 (THIRTEEN) English pounds.
December 5, 2025 at 2:19 PM
December 4, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Nigel Farage this evening:
December 4, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Cat Review #3 - they were enthralled by the Dawn of Man sequence, loved following the spaceships as they travelled and only really started to tune out right before the stargate sequence. Finley 7/10, Paiten 8/10.
December 3, 2025 at 10:46 PM
These band / corporate link ups are getting ridiculous.
December 3, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Still trading over 100 years later as one of those all-night wicker places.
December 3, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Just arrived in the post - been after this one for a while. Paul "Fab Macca Wacky Thumbs Aloft" McCartney inventing fully-formed acid house in 1980, a full 7 or 8 years before everyone else invented it, and chucking it out on a limited edition 12". The tune is complete insanity, but I love it.
December 3, 2025 at 11:40 AM
"I wash my hands with Christian Dior because I am upper class."
"I wash my hands with Molton Brown because I am middle class."
"I know my place."
December 3, 2025 at 9:17 AM
It all started so well, but neither of them even stayed as long as the opening credits.
December 3, 2025 at 12:35 AM
THE SUPERB 'ARGO' CHICKEN. CONTINENTAL. DELICIOUS. APPETISING. WHY DON'T YOU TRY ONE.
December 2, 2025 at 5:49 PM
"That was All I Want For Christmas Is You, great tune."
"Great tune, mate. I love Christmas, don't you?"
"Not half, mate. And now to take us into the adverts before the news is a poptastic festive number from Mariah Carey..."
December 2, 2025 at 11:29 AM
November 30, 2025 at 7:47 PM
“Dogs put down the Queens tail Antique real jump.
Ridiculous. Join their laughter. The brothers are legal now.”
November 30, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Me: Why are those throws I bought for the sofa bed not three months ago already looking a bit bedraggled?
Finley: Total mystery, guv. Perhaps we'll never know.
November 30, 2025 at 12:25 PM
November 29, 2025 at 4:59 PM
November 28, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Also - Robin Friday:
November 28, 2025 at 11:10 AM
"Gesundheit."
November 27, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I feel I ought to update my #proofofcat credentials with an up-to-date photograph, so here are Finley and Paiten making full use of a Kallax cubbyhole.
November 27, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Hugely underrated single, and the B-side was so good it became the A-side on the third 12".
November 27, 2025 at 3:17 PM