bryne
@howtobepunk.bsky.social
Florida Man in West Philly here to goof off. https://linktr.ee/howtobepunk
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@howtobepunk.bsky.social
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How To Dance
This is what I looked like the last time I went out dancing the other weekend. I bought this purple denim vest years ago and it was always really big on me...
buttondown.com
My newest newsletter is a bit of service journalism: I am going to teach you how to dance. buttondown.com/adultacne/ar...
The only good website
December 9, 2025 at 7:10 PM
The only good website
Explain why you’re still using Spotify to me like I’m five years old
December 3, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Explain why you’re still using Spotify to me like I’m five years old
Just attempted a land acknowledgment at the table and my uncle Ronnie shot me with a Realtree colored crossbow
November 27, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Just attempted a land acknowledgment at the table and my uncle Ronnie shot me with a Realtree colored crossbow
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“Camera doorbells are social cancer as a technology, breaking down social solidarity and further encouraging people to see strangers with suspicion.”
Christmas is coming, and the Black Friday sales signal we’re in peak gift-buying season.
When you’re picking out gifts for friends and family this year, there’s a whole slew of tech products that are better to avoid. I put together a guide to help you through it.
When you’re picking out gifts for friends and family this year, there’s a whole slew of tech products that are better to avoid. I put together a guide to help you through it.
A tech critic’s guide to holiday gift-giving
Maybe your grandma doesn’t need that Alexa smart speaker
disconnect.blog
November 25, 2025 at 5:33 PM
“Camera doorbells are social cancer as a technology, breaking down social solidarity and further encouraging people to see strangers with suspicion.”
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Reject any peer pressure to be cool or popular even if it sucks in the short term because you will not want to end up as someone who peaked in high school.
What is one piece of advice you would give someone in high school?
November 13, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Reject any peer pressure to be cool or popular even if it sucks in the short term because you will not want to end up as someone who peaked in high school.
Been thinking about it for a few days and I’ve decided “I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too” is the greatest joke of all time.
November 12, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Been thinking about it for a few days and I’ve decided “I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too” is the greatest joke of all time.
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People who are scared of big cities have it backward. The closer you are to your neighbors the better you are at seeing them as human. The people who are scared of “random shootings” in the cities are also sniping lost teens in their driveways in the exurbs.
Still thinking about this story. Imagine how cooked your brain has to be on Fox News -- how terrified you have to be, every day in your isolated suburban castle -- to start *shooting* when you see brown people at your door, before the door is even open. We're such a nation of terrified cowards.
Cleaning worker who mistakenly went to wrong home fatally shot: Police
The shooting victim died from a gunshot wound to the head, the coroner's office said.
abcnews.go.com
November 11, 2025 at 6:48 PM
People who are scared of big cities have it backward. The closer you are to your neighbors the better you are at seeing them as human. The people who are scared of “random shootings” in the cities are also sniping lost teens in their driveways in the exurbs.
This happened in WHITESTOWN, Indiana
Still thinking about this story. Imagine how cooked your brain has to be on Fox News -- how terrified you have to be, every day in your isolated suburban castle -- to start *shooting* when you see brown people at your door, before the door is even open. We're such a nation of terrified cowards.
Cleaning worker who mistakenly went to wrong home fatally shot: Police
The shooting victim died from a gunshot wound to the head, the coroner's office said.
abcnews.go.com
November 11, 2025 at 7:33 PM
This happened in WHITESTOWN, Indiana
People get easily distracted by bells and whistles (I’m no exception). Inception is a movie about a man struggling with an immense amount of grief. Once you realize that everything else in it clicks into place.
does anyone else remember the way inception was sold as this super confusing movie? and that newspapers were printing visual guides on what the plot was? and then you saw the movie and it was actually really straight forward?
what was that about
what was that about
November 11, 2025 at 2:49 AM
People get easily distracted by bells and whistles (I’m no exception). Inception is a movie about a man struggling with an immense amount of grief. Once you realize that everything else in it clicks into place.
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lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
lol she got his ass and he knows it
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MrBeast hates Zohran because if people have access to basic necessities, it will demolish the Giving People Those Necessities As Part Of A Saw-Inspired Game Show industry
November 5, 2025 at 11:28 PM
MrBeast hates Zohran because if people have access to basic necessities, it will demolish the Giving People Those Necessities As Part Of A Saw-Inspired Game Show industry
I don’t usually partake but the group chat that’s me, my wife, and her boomer Bergen County relatives is totally libbing out this morning. We will return to our regularly scheduled programming tomorrow.
November 5, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I don’t usually partake but the group chat that’s me, my wife, and her boomer Bergen County relatives is totally libbing out this morning. We will return to our regularly scheduled programming tomorrow.
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Getting hit in the chest from point blank range with a footlong sub and an enormous Peckinpah-style squib of sweet onion teriyaki sauce explodes from my chest.
It's not in this article but the government asserts that the sandwich was thrown at "point blank range", which implies subway sandwiches have defined effective weapon ranges of varying lethality, and I would like to see the government's chart of these ranges.
Trial Begins for Man Accused of Lobbing a Sandwich at a Federal Agent www.nytimes.com/2025/11/03/u...
November 4, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Getting hit in the chest from point blank range with a footlong sub and an enormous Peckinpah-style squib of sweet onion teriyaki sauce explodes from my chest.
Bad news for Americans whose idea of “freedom” is being able to buy whatever they want (which is most of us)
Transportation chief Sean Duffy threatened to ground all U.S. flights amid the ongoing shutdown, warning "we'll shut the whole airspace down."
Trump official threatens to ground all flights before Thanksgiving in shutdown standoff
Transportation chief Sean Duffy threatened to ground all U.S. flights amid the ongoing shutdown, warning "we'll shut the whole airspace down." As the stalemate drags into the second month, it's adding more potential risk to the aviation system and putting a further strain on air traffic control staf...
bit.ly
November 3, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Bad news for Americans whose idea of “freedom” is being able to buy whatever they want (which is most of us)
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We live in the most evil country in the world.
The USDA sent an email to grocery stores telling them they are prohibited from offering special discounts to customers affected by the SNAP funding lapse.
I'm aware of at least 2 stores that had offered struggling customers a discount, then withdrew it after receiving this email
I'm aware of at least 2 stores that had offered struggling customers a discount, then withdrew it after receiving this email
November 2, 2025 at 8:07 PM
We live in the most evil country in the world.
There’s a channel on Roku that just shows old episodes of Top Gear 24/7 and, while Jeremy Clarkson is a huge asshole, and I don’t care about cars, this is unfortunately the greatest television show of all time.
November 2, 2025 at 4:33 PM
There’s a channel on Roku that just shows old episodes of Top Gear 24/7 and, while Jeremy Clarkson is a huge asshole, and I don’t care about cars, this is unfortunately the greatest television show of all time.
About once a week at work I hear the worst song I think I’ve ever heard and it’s always by Weezer.
October 29, 2025 at 12:14 PM
About once a week at work I hear the worst song I think I’ve ever heard and it’s always by Weezer.
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Conservative individualism in a nutshell: the same people who said we need mass deportation so we can take care of “our own” are cheering on the suspension of SNAP because now they don’t want other people to receive “handouts.” They proudly hate other people. It’s a murderous, anti-society ideology.
October 26, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Conservative individualism in a nutshell: the same people who said we need mass deportation so we can take care of “our own” are cheering on the suspension of SNAP because now they don’t want other people to receive “handouts.” They proudly hate other people. It’s a murderous, anti-society ideology.
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This looks like I made it with AI but no, when the sumo wrestler won the big tournament today at the Royal Albert Hall he was gifted a gigantic bottle of soy sauce.
October 19, 2025 at 8:34 PM
This looks like I made it with AI but no, when the sumo wrestler won the big tournament today at the Royal Albert Hall he was gifted a gigantic bottle of soy sauce.
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If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."
John Brown’s raid on Harpers Ferry began on this day in 1859.
October 16, 2025 at 11:29 PM
If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."
Didn’t see the last play of the game and will not be watching
October 10, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Didn’t see the last play of the game and will not be watching
The guy calling out Phillies fans:
October 7, 2025 at 2:20 PM
The guy calling out Phillies fans:
Too many raw milk YouTube podcast crazy ass white boys on this team. Way too many.
Look we've all tried to avoid saying it but the truth is this Phillies team is just mentally soft. They whine when things aren't going their way, they pout if they don't get the their at-bats, and when they hit a rut they just lay in there and die rather than claw out of it.
October 7, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Too many raw milk YouTube podcast crazy ass white boys on this team. Way too many.