Hipster Doofus
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consider this part one of what will be an ongoing series making the case for an imperial congress (gift link)
Opinion | The Empty Promises of Trump’s Imperial Presidency
www.nytimes.com
October 29, 2025 at 1:39 PM
consider this part one of what will be an ongoing series making the case for an imperial congress (gift link)
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nobody has seen the president in three days
[burping and rubbing my president shaped tummy] that’s crazy
[burping and rubbing my president shaped tummy] that’s crazy
August 30, 2025 at 4:04 AM
nobody has seen the president in three days
[burping and rubbing my president shaped tummy] that’s crazy
[burping and rubbing my president shaped tummy] that’s crazy
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They're calling it the least scanned QR code of all time
July 14, 2025 at 4:40 PM
They're calling it the least scanned QR code of all time
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Retirement sounds all well and good in theory but if I had even a tiny scrap of institutional power I would hold on to it until my dying breath, that's a fucking promise
May 21, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Retirement sounds all well and good in theory but if I had even a tiny scrap of institutional power I would hold on to it until my dying breath, that's a fucking promise
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"There's more to life than being able to buy cheap garbage," sagely intones the man who had a complete mental breakdown from which he has never recovered because he couldn't go to big box stores and chain restaurants for 3 weeks in 2020.
April 4, 2025 at 10:32 PM
"There's more to life than being able to buy cheap garbage," sagely intones the man who had a complete mental breakdown from which he has never recovered because he couldn't go to big box stores and chain restaurants for 3 weeks in 2020.
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don't think that's going to work
March 10, 2025 at 10:22 PM
don't think that's going to work
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Driving a personal car through Manhattan on regular basis is major freak behavior.
If you want to drive in our densest, most transit-rich environments and cause pollution, congestion, and safety hazards, that’s fine, but you’ll have to pay and if that upsets you well so it goes. Drivers have had it their way for a century at the literal expense of everyone.
January 5, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Driving a personal car through Manhattan on regular basis is major freak behavior.
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you KNOW when the astrophysicist in any piece of media reaches out and grabs a piece a paper he's about to fold that mf and stick a pencil through it
December 12, 2024 at 7:10 PM
you KNOW when the astrophysicist in any piece of media reaches out and grabs a piece a paper he's about to fold that mf and stick a pencil through it
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Sex so good your CPAP mask falls off
December 9, 2024 at 5:38 AM
Sex so good your CPAP mask falls off
I don't think that's true
December 5, 2024 at 9:02 PM
I don't think that's true
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phew here he comes, big brian t. the top dawg. thought he was going to be late to the presentation but hes right on time. oh sweet, he brought along a mysterious companion that is approaching swiftly from the darkness
December 4, 2024 at 5:44 PM
phew here he comes, big brian t. the top dawg. thought he was going to be late to the presentation but hes right on time. oh sweet, he brought along a mysterious companion that is approaching swiftly from the darkness
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[Gus Johnson commentating the 1914 assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand in Sarajevo] Princip, stepping out of the crowd. Princip! PRINCIP. OHHHH. GAVRILO PRINCIP
November 25, 2023 at 5:17 PM
[Gus Johnson commentating the 1914 assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand in Sarajevo] Princip, stepping out of the crowd. Princip! PRINCIP. OHHHH. GAVRILO PRINCIP
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Watts Theatre
Osage, IA
Osage, IA
August 18, 2023 at 7:30 PM
Watts Theatre
Osage, IA
Osage, IA
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his palms are sweaty
knees weak
arms are heavy
there's
knees weak
arms are heavy
there's
August 20, 2023 at 3:31 AM
his palms are sweaty
knees weak
arms are heavy
there's
knees weak
arms are heavy
there's
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you never see pt cruisers anymore. presumably due to Wokeness
August 15, 2023 at 11:43 PM
you never see pt cruisers anymore. presumably due to Wokeness
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I'm not calling them skeets
July 2, 2023 at 2:50 PM
I'm not calling them skeets
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i'm sneaking some of my own dishes into the buffet to try to build word of mouth buzz
June 24, 2023 at 10:59 PM
i'm sneaking some of my own dishes into the buffet to try to build word of mouth buzz
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Which one of you is the Banjo and which one of you is the Kazooie
May 4, 2023 at 5:49 PM
Which one of you is the Banjo and which one of you is the Kazooie