Heidibide
@heidibide.bsky.social
Huh. I wonder how that got there.
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Heidibide
@heidibide.bsky.social
· Nov 22
I don’t remember posting any of that. ⬇️⬇️⬇️
Also, a tiny bit of just eff off, GROVER. Can’t I just live??
December 9, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Also, a tiny bit of just eff off, GROVER. Can’t I just live??
If you see this, repost with an example of positive masculinity.
December 5, 2025 at 11:41 PM
If you see this, repost with an example of positive masculinity.
Fucking Idiot’s Fake Award
December 5, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Fucking Idiot’s Fake Award
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I'm old enough (gen x) that some of my behaviour as a child and teen baffle me. But when I think about it, I realize I was going through a major depression and no one noticed or cared.
November 30, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I'm old enough (gen x) that some of my behaviour as a child and teen baffle me. But when I think about it, I realize I was going through a major depression and no one noticed or cared.
It’s funny ‘cause it’s true.
Having a black cat means sometimes I talk to a sweater on my bed.
November 30, 2025 at 1:41 PM
It’s funny ‘cause it’s true.
I liked what you deleted. You really get me.
November 29, 2025 at 5:48 AM
I’m in love
The Little Engine That Could But Decided Not To Because Fuck You
November 29, 2025 at 5:43 AM
I’m in love
No one wants to see that
November 29, 2025 at 5:41 AM
No one wants to see that
I hate this timeline so much.
A reminder for those who are not aware: "remigration" is the process of deporting all non-white people from a country. It includes citizens and is, by definition, ethnic cleansing.
And to be clear: this is not fake. I just screenshot it myself.
And to be clear: this is not fake. I just screenshot it myself.
November 29, 2025 at 5:36 AM
I hate this timeline so much.
I’m not sure exactly what this means, but I want a fucking off button too
Fuck me I’d pay so much root of all evil for a fucking off button.
November 29, 2025 at 5:25 AM
I’m not sure exactly what this means, but I want a fucking off button too
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The Little Engine That Could But Decided Not To Because Fuck You
April 23, 2025 at 1:11 PM
The Little Engine That Could But Decided Not To Because Fuck You
(Actually every function)
The vibe I bring to the turkey function
November 28, 2025 at 1:44 PM
(Actually every function)
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NEW data I've received: Just 5% of people detained by ICE since October 1 have had violent criminal convictions, 3/4 had no criminal convictions at all. Most "criminals" had immigration, traffic, and vice offenses. Not the "worst of the worst"...
November 24, 2025 at 11:33 PM
NEW data I've received: Just 5% of people detained by ICE since October 1 have had violent criminal convictions, 3/4 had no criminal convictions at all. Most "criminals" had immigration, traffic, and vice offenses. Not the "worst of the worst"...
The vibe I bring to the turkey function
November 27, 2025 at 6:58 PM
The vibe I bring to the turkey function
Pulling down the 3 lb sugar container to scoop out the half teaspoon of sugar for my coffee, I think, Hey, wouldn't it be super convenient if there were a second, much smaller vessel for my sugar that could stay in a more easily accessible place for everyday use and y'all, I invented the sugar bowl.
November 26, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Pulling down the 3 lb sugar container to scoop out the half teaspoon of sugar for my coffee, I think, Hey, wouldn't it be super convenient if there were a second, much smaller vessel for my sugar that could stay in a more easily accessible place for everyday use and y'all, I invented the sugar bowl.
It’s been a Thursday night with a half Friday alllll day.
I have to be up at 6, but I kinda started the weekend already. 😑
November 26, 2025 at 5:29 AM
It’s been a Thursday night with a half Friday alllll day.
ITA
do you say “bruschetta” like a normal person or are you an asshole?
November 26, 2025 at 5:25 AM
ITA
“You’re my best friend, Hubble…”
The gimme here is *that scene* in Up, though I guess I'm kind of assuming here, because I've seen it once and have no plans to put myself thru that again.
What movie scene will make you cry everytime you see it?
I'll go first.
Mr Magorium's Wonder Emporium.
When Mr. Magorium (Dustin Hoffman) explains to Mahoney that he going to die.
I'll go first.
Mr Magorium's Wonder Emporium.
When Mr. Magorium (Dustin Hoffman) explains to Mahoney that he going to die.
November 26, 2025 at 5:09 AM
“You’re my best friend, Hubble…”
(Doesn’t really matter if I’m doing it right, I was just full on coming on to you please respond)
You can lick the crème center out of my Oreo am I doing this right?
You can butter my toast.
November 26, 2025 at 4:58 AM
(Doesn’t really matter if I’m doing it right, I was just full on coming on to you please respond)
When you see this, skeet a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health
November 26, 2025 at 4:55 AM
When you see this, skeet a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health
Suuuuuper quick question, how does Sam Elliott get last billing under anyone?*
I mean, I know the AND before his name get some cash, but the look, I question.
*I will full on admit I don’t know who Ali Larter is, but I guarantee she was born after Mask, and likely after The Big Lebowski.
I mean, I know the AND before his name get some cash, but the look, I question.
*I will full on admit I don’t know who Ali Larter is, but I guarantee she was born after Mask, and likely after The Big Lebowski.
November 26, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Suuuuuper quick question, how does Sam Elliott get last billing under anyone?*
I mean, I know the AND before his name get some cash, but the look, I question.
*I will full on admit I don’t know who Ali Larter is, but I guarantee she was born after Mask, and likely after The Big Lebowski.
I mean, I know the AND before his name get some cash, but the look, I question.
*I will full on admit I don’t know who Ali Larter is, but I guarantee she was born after Mask, and likely after The Big Lebowski.
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“we need to be nicer to men” bro they didn’t let women have their own credit cards til 50 years ago
November 23, 2025 at 10:39 PM
“we need to be nicer to men” bro they didn’t let women have their own credit cards til 50 years ago
I am sooooo the person who hates a no-punctuation post…. Help me understand you by using commas! And then I didn’t.
You can lick the crème center out of my Oreo am I doing this right?
You can butter my toast.
November 24, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I am sooooo the person who hates a no-punctuation post…. Help me understand you by using commas! And then I didn’t.
You can lick the crème center out of my Oreo am I doing this right?
You can butter my toast.
You can season my fajitas
November 23, 2025 at 8:21 PM
You can lick the crème center out of my Oreo am I doing this right?