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I put pineapple on pizza and ketchup on hot dogs and there ain't nothin' you chumps can do about it. Colorado guy living in Northern California. Dog pics and occasional opinions about the Denver Nuggets a specialty. He/Him
Absurd. Dicking around, fucking around, farting around, messing around, playing around...all the same thing. All the same thing! If anyone thinks that calling posting on Bluesky "an idle pastime of little importance or consequence" is insulting, they really, really need to get a fucking life.
one thing i am learning is that people do treat the phrase “dicking around” as an insult and a pejorative. news to me
yeah man i can't imagine why someone would get upset when you tell them all their efforts are "just dicking around"
i mean your point was correct, but come on now
i mean your point was correct, but come on now
December 15, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Absurd. Dicking around, fucking around, farting around, messing around, playing around...all the same thing. All the same thing! If anyone thinks that calling posting on Bluesky "an idle pastime of little importance or consequence" is insulting, they really, really need to get a fucking life.
Ran off to the Riviera with a gravy boat half her age, most likely.
stop trying to make villains acceptable!!! likable, relatable, whatever it is exactly i don’t care and i want it to stop. we don’t need their backstory. i want to know why mrs. potts had a tea set worth of kids and no partner. where’s the deadbeat coffee pot dad?!
I do not want Gaston backstory, I do not need Gaston backstory, I reject Gaston backstory
he is a fully formed oaf, consuming eggs by the dozen in one of the greatest villain songs ever written, and that is all we need of him
he is a fully formed oaf, consuming eggs by the dozen in one of the greatest villain songs ever written, and that is all we need of him
December 15, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Ran off to the Riviera with a gravy boat half her age, most likely.
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I do not want Gaston backstory, I do not need Gaston backstory, I reject Gaston backstory
he is a fully formed oaf, consuming eggs by the dozen in one of the greatest villain songs ever written, and that is all we need of him
he is a fully formed oaf, consuming eggs by the dozen in one of the greatest villain songs ever written, and that is all we need of him
Disney Developing Live-Action ‘Gaston’ Movie From Writer Dave Callaham And Producer Michelle Rejwan
Disney is in early development on a new live-action pic centered on the Beauty and the Beast character Gaston.
deadline.com
December 15, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I do not want Gaston backstory, I do not need Gaston backstory, I reject Gaston backstory
he is a fully formed oaf, consuming eggs by the dozen in one of the greatest villain songs ever written, and that is all we need of him
he is a fully formed oaf, consuming eggs by the dozen in one of the greatest villain songs ever written, and that is all we need of him
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wait a minute how are the "your body has gone soft from not eating the raw meats of your ancestors" guys also the "the computer should summarize the big scary email for your inadequate brain" guys
December 15, 2025 at 7:32 PM
wait a minute how are the "your body has gone soft from not eating the raw meats of your ancestors" guys also the "the computer should summarize the big scary email for your inadequate brain" guys
Right now I'm just sort of trying to imagine how works a brain that is capable of imagining "it's beneath you" is a concept that could even begin to apply to a man who has shown time and again that he is the vainest, pettiest, smallest person on Earth.
December 15, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Right now I'm just sort of trying to imagine how works a brain that is capable of imagining "it's beneath you" is a concept that could even begin to apply to a man who has shown time and again that he is the vainest, pettiest, smallest person on Earth.
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I'm not going back to Twitter because I'm not online to "combat the right," I am here to get rid of intrusive thoughts and maybe make like six specific women laugh
December 15, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I'm not going back to Twitter because I'm not online to "combat the right," I am here to get rid of intrusive thoughts and maybe make like six specific women laugh
"Hello, meow, I am so cute, purr purr, pet me, pick me up, pick me up so I can climb you and attempt to cut your fucking head off with my claws." - my fucking cat
December 15, 2025 at 7:18 PM
"Hello, meow, I am so cute, purr purr, pet me, pick me up, pick me up so I can climb you and attempt to cut your fucking head off with my claws." - my fucking cat
Many people (including myself) have mentioned Roger Ebert's legendary pan of Rob Reiner's "North," so to offset that, here's his Great Movies piece on "This is Spinal Tap," which Ebert rightly recognized as one of the funniest movies ever made.
This is Spinal Tap movie review (1985) | Roger Ebert
Guitarist Nigel Tufnel is explaining his amplifier to documentary filmmaker Marty DiBergi:
www.rogerebert.com
December 15, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Many people (including myself) have mentioned Roger Ebert's legendary pan of Rob Reiner's "North," so to offset that, here's his Great Movies piece on "This is Spinal Tap," which Ebert rightly recognized as one of the funniest movies ever made.
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I wouldn’t expect SNL to know that a shitty, rushed photoshop will always be infinitely more funny than an AI image.
December 14, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I wouldn’t expect SNL to know that a shitty, rushed photoshop will always be infinitely more funny than an AI image.
Taking care of one foot at a time. #RIPRobReiner
December 15, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Taking care of one foot at a time. #RIPRobReiner
I think of "I like to take care of one foot at a time" literally every single time I put on my socks and shoes.
Also a great performer - the classic "a sock and a shoe" bit from All in the Family with Rob Reiner and Carroll O'Connor
youtu.be/prRtcQz8Uqk?...
youtu.be/prRtcQz8Uqk?...
All in the Family - Sock and a Sock, Shoe and a Shoe
YouTube video by Scarlett OHara
youtu.be
December 15, 2025 at 7:04 AM
I think of "I like to take care of one foot at a time" literally every single time I put on my socks and shoes.
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I’m just going to tell the story. Back in 2000 I was volunteering for the Gore campaign when he came along with Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Alfre Woodard and Dule Hill to a GOTV event here in MN. He ended up sitting down across from me stuffing his envelopes.
December 15, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I’m just going to tell the story. Back in 2000 I was volunteering for the Gore campaign when he came along with Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Alfre Woodard and Dule Hill to a GOTV event here in MN. He ended up sitting down across from me stuffing his envelopes.
Reiner directed the greatest screen sword fight of all time:
Inigo Montoya vs. The Man in Black | Epic Sword Fight | The Princess Bride
YouTube video by Movie Leftovers
www.youtube.com
December 15, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Reiner directed the greatest screen sword fight of all time:
Then after this run, after inspiring perhaps the most legendary Roger Ebert scathing review of all time with "North" ("I hated, hated, hated, hated this movie"), he came back with "The American President," an unlikely premise that resulted in a one of the great romantic comedies of its era.
The run that Rob Reiner went on between 1984 and 1992 is one of the most amazing hot streaks any director has ever had. Legendary stuff
December 15, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Then after this run, after inspiring perhaps the most legendary Roger Ebert scathing review of all time with "North" ("I hated, hated, hated, hated this movie"), he came back with "The American President," an unlikely premise that resulted in a one of the great romantic comedies of its era.
Fuck.
“The LA Fire Department said a man and a woman were found deceased inside, approximately 78 and 68 years old.”
Rob Reiner is 78. His wife, Michele Singer, is in her 60s.
www.nbclosangeles.com/investigatio...
Rob Reiner is 78. His wife, Michele Singer, is in her 60s.
www.nbclosangeles.com/investigatio...
2 found dead at Brentwood mansion that belongs to director Rob Reiner
A man and woman were found dead inside a home in Brentwood that records and neighbors tie to director Rob Reiner.
www.nbclosangeles.com
December 15, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Fuck.
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Steve isn’t here anymore, but he always posted this picture on Hanukkah so I thought we could carry on his tradition and remember him.
Happy Hanukkah to our friends who celebrate. Rachel Posner, a rabbi’s wife in Kiel, Germany, took this photograph in 1931 -- a potent reminder that fascism must be fought in every generation, even if it's wrapped in an American flag and a red hat.
December 14, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Steve isn’t here anymore, but he always posted this picture on Hanukkah so I thought we could carry on his tradition and remember him.
Goes a long way towards explaining why the media so often uncritically repeats Trump's lies: "We'd rather tell the abuser's story, because the abuser promises us their story won't cost us anything, and even though we know they lie in every breath, we believe them, because we want to avoid costs."
I began answering the common question "How do we stop abuse without becoming abusive ourselves?"
Point 1: "What is it about stopping abuse that you think puts us in such danger of becoming abusive that it is the first question you ask in response to the call to do so?"
www.the-reframe.com/f/
Point 1: "What is it about stopping abuse that you think puts us in such danger of becoming abusive that it is the first question you ask in response to the call to do so?"
www.the-reframe.com/f/
Stories We Tell
Recognizing victims and villains is not creating victims and villains. A series on living in a culture of repair, against a culture of abuse.
www.the-reframe.com
December 14, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Goes a long way towards explaining why the media so often uncritically repeats Trump's lies: "We'd rather tell the abuser's story, because the abuser promises us their story won't cost us anything, and even though we know they lie in every breath, we believe them, because we want to avoid costs."
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But David French, the guys flipping out over Drag Queen Story Hour are the weak men creating hard times.
If they think something has gone terribly wrong, and that the thing is people reading books to kids at a voluntary family event, that's insanely weak. And an excuse to act on irrational hatred.
If they think something has gone terribly wrong, and that the thing is people reading books to kids at a voluntary family event, that's insanely weak. And an excuse to act on irrational hatred.
December 14, 2025 at 2:51 PM
But David French, the guys flipping out over Drag Queen Story Hour are the weak men creating hard times.
If they think something has gone terribly wrong, and that the thing is people reading books to kids at a voluntary family event, that's insanely weak. And an excuse to act on irrational hatred.
If they think something has gone terribly wrong, and that the thing is people reading books to kids at a voluntary family event, that's insanely weak. And an excuse to act on irrational hatred.
One thing I have absolutely no patience for is foreigners bitching about American measurements. Yes, the metric system is superior in absolutely every respect to Imperial/Fahrenheit, but it's how we grow up learning to think and talk about things here in the US. We're stuck with it for now, sorry.
HOW DARE YOU QUESTION OUR VICTORY UNITS
(Also I don't know how to break it to you but most actual scientists here in the US *also* use Victory Units in their daily lives and use the Socialist Units for professional work)
ALL HAIL THE VICTORY UNITS
(Also I don't know how to break it to you but most actual scientists here in the US *also* use Victory Units in their daily lives and use the Socialist Units for professional work)
ALL HAIL THE VICTORY UNITS
As a *science* fiction writer (amonst many talents 😀) why, oh why, do you present the weather forecast in Fahrenheit?!? Let's get real and stick to SI units .... Centigrade rules! (everywhere but USA)
December 14, 2025 at 7:30 PM
One thing I have absolutely no patience for is foreigners bitching about American measurements. Yes, the metric system is superior in absolutely every respect to Imperial/Fahrenheit, but it's how we grow up learning to think and talk about things here in the US. We're stuck with it for now, sorry.
The whole thing is so awful, but I can't help but be struck by the weirdness of the wording in this post, "the Hanukkah Jewish festival" is just an incredibly strange way of describing Hanukkah.
Hundreds had gathered for an event at Bondi Beach called Chanukah by the Sea, which was celebrating the start of the Hanukkah Jewish festival. n.pr/3Mxhdlv
At least 12 dead, including 1 gunman, in attack on Jewish event on Sydney's Bondi Beach
Hundreds had gathered for an event at Bondi Beach called Chanukah by the Sea, which was celebrating the start of the Hanukkah Jewish festival.
n.pr
December 14, 2025 at 7:09 PM
The whole thing is so awful, but I can't help but be struck by the weirdness of the wording in this post, "the Hanukkah Jewish festival" is just an incredibly strange way of describing Hanukkah.
I'm not here to tell anybody how to do their thing, but it does seem like a missed opportunity to embed a single pistachio in each cookie in a strategic spot underneath the red icing.
Christmas night: "But Santa, you've hardly touched your Zardoz cookies."
December 14, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I'm not here to tell anybody how to do their thing, but it does seem like a missed opportunity to embed a single pistachio in each cookie in a strategic spot underneath the red icing.
🎶 O 🎅🌲
🎶 O 🎅🌲
🎶 How 😍 are thy 🌿🌿
🎶 O 🎅🌲
🎶 How 😍 are thy 🌿🌿
December 14, 2025 at 3:50 AM
🎶 O 🎅🌲
🎶 O 🎅🌲
🎶 How 😍 are thy 🌿🌿
🎶 O 🎅🌲
🎶 How 😍 are thy 🌿🌿
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Lmfao every AI defense piece is like "AYY I FUCKIN SUCK BRO HOPEFULLY THIS FUCKIN STEAL YOUR SHIT MACHINE WILL MAKE ME SUCK SLIGHTLY LESS OK"
December 14, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Lmfao every AI defense piece is like "AYY I FUCKIN SUCK BRO HOPEFULLY THIS FUCKIN STEAL YOUR SHIT MACHINE WILL MAKE ME SUCK SLIGHTLY LESS OK"
One of my most Dad-coded things is my Sterilite tub full of ratchet straps that lives in the trunk of the car.
December 13, 2025 at 9:14 PM
One of my most Dad-coded things is my Sterilite tub full of ratchet straps that lives in the trunk of the car.