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Lifelong Penn State sportsball fan, running aficionado, and lover of random nostalgic stuff I find on the Internets.
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"This is a political attack" well yeah man if your politics are like "we should be able to murder everyone and also pedophiles are cool" people are going to attack that political stance
February 4, 2026 at 4:19 AM
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For decades the Right has daydreamed about saving their country from monsters, they finally got the chance and it turns out they love the monsters. The monsters are even monstrous in the exact ways they fantasized about! You never have to listen to these guys about anything again
January 30, 2026 at 9:52 PM
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coming to grips with my own age and mortality pretty hard on this one, knowing Kevin's in-movie Mom and Dad are no longer with us (John Heard passed in 2017)
January 30, 2026 at 6:40 PM
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For the doomers constantly saying “they’re going to cancel the elections,” they had an election in Minnesota yesterday. If the concentrated operations in the Twin Cities didn’t stop this election, there’s no way they can stop them in November.
Couple of special elections in very blue districts in the Twin Cities area tonight, though only one is contested. It's a +71 Harris seat, so hard for Democrats to overperform when the margins are already so lopsided, but we'll see.

Big Board -->
The Downballot's special elections Big Board for the 2025-26 cycle
docs.google.com
January 28, 2026 at 5:12 PM
[insert Kylo Ren MORE GIF here]
January 26, 2026 at 6:48 PM
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All the anti-war and anti-occupation protestors were right. All the far leftists were right. All the “woke scolds” and your friend who’s “too woke” were right. They were somehow even more right than they may have realized at the time. But really, it was always obvious they were right.
January 25, 2026 at 4:59 PM
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The Barstool pricks absolutely bear responsibility for spreading & monetizing the date-rapey frat-boy shit that helped make Trump palatable to so many dim guys who otherwise might not have even voted. It’s definitely good news that they’re finally finding their line, but fuck these dudes regardless.
Even the Barstool bros (whose founder Dave Portnoy voted for Trump three times) are lambasting ICE for their execution of Alex Pretti. This is breaking containment
January 25, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Absolutely dying at this person who changed their password to the date James Franklin was fired.
January 21, 2026 at 2:56 PM
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Murdering a wife and mother.

Abducting a baby and giving it a bruise on the cheek.

Flashbanging a car full of kids, including a 6 month old.

They better fucking hope we only stop at “Abolish ICE”
January 15, 2026 at 4:13 AM
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This dude, indeed, rules. I guess he’s an influencer of some kind, but I feel like so many people are, more or less. out there yelling “shoot me, bitch.” Every single threat and warning from an ICE agent is just met with greater disdain and more people in the street telling them to fuck off.
This dude rules
January 15, 2026 at 3:53 AM
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January 13, 2026 at 6:47 PM
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I'm going to see your 'Abolish ICE' and raise you a 'Get rid of the entire Department of Homeland Security'
January 12, 2026 at 7:49 PM
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We're at the "Don't go out in public if you have brown skin because you might be murdered or kidnapped" stage of white supremacist fascism.
Minneapolis City Council member Jason Chavez: "Many of our immigrants neighbors are picked up simply by moving their cars. Help your neighbors take out the trash, because there are many reports of neighbors being kidnapped when they're taking their trash out."
January 9, 2026 at 3:28 PM
This is why I was pissed way back when Joe Biden was running on “unity.” There is no unity with these fascist boot-licking scum buckets.
I don’t want to return to normalcy and bipartisanship. I don’t want to break bread with these gutless pigs and slobs. I want to defeat them, to beat them back into the cultural backwaters in which they belong and then erect an airtight cultural barrier around them so the rest of us may finally live.
January 9, 2026 at 3:15 PM
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There are no rules, they don’t actually care about respect, decorum, bipartisanship or debate, and only pretend to do so to browbeat you into submission. Nothing is going to change until more people realise that and respond accordingly; including to the media and politicians who have failed them.
January 9, 2026 at 12:25 PM
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"erm we can't get a conviction." fucking arrest the guy. perp walk him as a spectacle to make sure his name and face are broadcast around the world. make them fight his way out of jail. be so loud and obnoxious about it that it plants that seed of doubt in every ICE agent's head
January 8, 2026 at 6:40 PM
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I’m an American and I hate all of this evil shit. All of it. Fuck you if you don’t.
January 7, 2026 at 10:11 PM
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
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Fight. Back.
APSU has reinstated Darren Michael and paid out a $500,000 legal settlement nearly four months after firing the theater professor for a post related to the death of conservative activist Charlie Kirk.
APSU Professor Reinstated With $500K in Charlie Kirk Cleanup Settlement
Clarksville university backtracks three months after firing Darren Michael for Kirk comments
www.nashvillescene.com
January 7, 2026 at 6:47 PM
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And my heartiest FUCK YOU goes out to every single last one of you who should know better who refuse to recognize the reality that the regime is at war with us.

There are NO good Republicans. And NO good Democratic enablers.
fuck ICE
fuck the ghouls in charge
fuck the folks doing nothing to change it
January 7, 2026 at 5:42 PM
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ahahahahaha

suck shit, fucking losers
www.washingtonpost.com/food/2026/01...
January 6, 2026 at 5:27 PM
January 5, 2026 at 12:07 PM
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Key points on the USA attacking Venezuela.....
January 5, 2026 at 11:15 AM
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if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
January 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM