Hannah Millenial
@hannahmillen.bsky.social
Disaster bi, parent, weightlifter. Interests include wine/ales/urban regeneration/cats/relatable ADHD content. I read. She/her
Daughter had a meltdown as she was cold. So I put a jumper on her and she had another meltdown.
Now we're onto the 3rd meltdown as I tried to take it off
Now we're onto the 3rd meltdown as I tried to take it off
November 25, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Daughter had a meltdown as she was cold. So I put a jumper on her and she had another meltdown.
Now we're onto the 3rd meltdown as I tried to take it off
Now we're onto the 3rd meltdown as I tried to take it off
Me and 100+ others:
*Nods sagely*
The Omelas jester
*Nods sagely*
The Omelas jester
if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself
November 25, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Me and 100+ others:
*Nods sagely*
The Omelas jester
*Nods sagely*
The Omelas jester
Aside from dropping Last Jedi down a few places this is solid
haven’t seen ROS or Solo but this seems like a pretty ball-knowing list from Pritzker, particularly if he volunteered the name “Star Wars” rather than “A New Hope”
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Aside from dropping Last Jedi down a few places this is solid
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this is a metaphor for waking up and logging on
the baby (17 months) raised both her hands and said “WEADY?” so I said “ready!” and then she slapped me in the face
November 22, 2025 at 6:27 PM
this is a metaphor for waking up and logging on
Walk out my house and straight into the sea.
Begin new life as a mermaid.
Begin new life as a mermaid.
What's your absolutely unworkable plan to drop out of your current life (or at least work life) and do something completely different?
November 22, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Walk out my house and straight into the sea.
Begin new life as a mermaid.
Begin new life as a mermaid.
Love watching crime shows up until something terrible happens to a kid the same age as mine and then I stay up all night work shopping awful scenarios
November 21, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Love watching crime shows up until something terrible happens to a kid the same age as mine and then I stay up all night work shopping awful scenarios
New affirmation
the key to overcoming imposter syndrome lies not in understanding that you're better than this but in accepting that everyone else is worse than this
November 21, 2025 at 5:54 PM
New affirmation
It's somewhat disconcerting to hear a chunk of your inside thoughts written out by someone else's outside voice
this week's newsletter is titled "aren't you tired of feeling insane all the time?" and I think it speaks for itself
it is also free to read
youngvulgarian.substack.com/p/arent-you-...
it is also free to read
youngvulgarian.substack.com/p/arent-you-...
November 21, 2025 at 5:45 PM
It's somewhat disconcerting to hear a chunk of your inside thoughts written out by someone else's outside voice
Good to know my insane procrastination skills extend to both quiet and busy periods at work. Apparently 1 week to deadline isn't far enough away to kick myself into gear 😳
November 21, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Good to know my insane procrastination skills extend to both quiet and busy periods at work. Apparently 1 week to deadline isn't far enough away to kick myself into gear 😳
Always felt a little weird about Makaton so this was a very interesting read
I will not fight with people on Threads about Makaton. I will not fight with people on Threads about Makaton. I will not thebaffler.com/outbursts/si...
Signed Away | Sara Nović
The hearing world continues to pillage and caricature the deaf community—most recently with the proprietary, sign-based system Makaton.
thebaffler.com
November 21, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Always felt a little weird about Makaton so this was a very interesting read
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Fish have committed credit card fraud
November 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Fish have committed credit card fraud
tl:dr don't read the Daily Mail
Do read this thread as it's interesting about how stuff works
Do read this thread as it's interesting about how stuff works
Speaking of bad science in media (and I am using the term "media" pretty loosely here), allow me to use The Daily Mail as evidence of why you should get your science information from reputable agencies rather than crap websites. I'm not going to link the article, but it looks like this:
1/n
1/n
November 20, 2025 at 8:45 AM
tl:dr don't read the Daily Mail
Do read this thread as it's interesting about how stuff works
Do read this thread as it's interesting about how stuff works
Absolute fucking dumpster fire
I don't use the word lightly, but this is really just evil isn't it. "Your identity makes us uncomfortable so be gone from public spaces." Fuck off.
I mean come on: we'll ask but reserve right to exclude you on the basis of how you look. Oh, and if you try to use your birth sex specific facilities we'll kick you out of those as well.
Get fucked.
Get fucked.
November 20, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Absolute fucking dumpster fire
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I don't use the word lightly, but this is really just evil isn't it. "Your identity makes us uncomfortable so be gone from public spaces." Fuck off.
I mean come on: we'll ask but reserve right to exclude you on the basis of how you look. Oh, and if you try to use your birth sex specific facilities we'll kick you out of those as well.
Get fucked.
Get fucked.
November 20, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I don't use the word lightly, but this is really just evil isn't it. "Your identity makes us uncomfortable so be gone from public spaces." Fuck off.
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Today is the day to repost this meme about International Men's Day, one of the most unironically wholesome memes that has ever been made.
Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
November 19, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Today is the day to repost this meme about International Men's Day, one of the most unironically wholesome memes that has ever been made.
Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
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sorry I didn’t get back to you earlier - I didn’t have time to reply when you first contacted me and since then I’ve been crippled by fears that you hate me because I wasn’t immediately available
November 19, 2025 at 2:44 AM
sorry I didn’t get back to you earlier - I didn’t have time to reply when you first contacted me and since then I’ve been crippled by fears that you hate me because I wasn’t immediately available
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she’s a 10 but Excel thinks she’s October
November 13, 2025 at 8:08 AM
she’s a 10 but Excel thinks she’s October
We've now had my son hit my daughter in the face with a cushion & her fall off the sofa.
November 18, 2025 at 6:27 PM
We've now had my son hit my daughter in the face with a cushion & her fall off the sofa.
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I walked into a lift last week and stood there for at least 5 seconds before I saw the very large sign on the door saying it was out of order.
It's not just online
It's not just online
exercise class I go to every week is mixed levels but not for beginners, a fact which is mentioned on the booking page not only several times but SOMETIMES IN ALL CAPS, and the fact that we still get beginners in at least once a month does make me worry about how closely people read things online
November 17, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I walked into a lift last week and stood there for at least 5 seconds before I saw the very large sign on the door saying it was out of order.
It's not just online
It's not just online
After the Great Nuggeting (on offer and must have accidentally put it in twice) I'm finally down to my last 2 bags of chicken dippers
November 17, 2025 at 4:54 PM
After the Great Nuggeting (on offer and must have accidentally put it in twice) I'm finally down to my last 2 bags of chicken dippers
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
![2 panel comic. First panel has a flaming skull wearing a pink party hat looking at a hole in a wall labelled 'tantrum hole'. Second panel has the skull embedded in the hole with the text [muffled screaming] underneath](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:t6tbv4zlxtbkhwnqddye2pu4/bafkreiftdearfai5rwkxmblc7c2uhypstayzksz6h37l3envmvdr3u24cu@jpeg)
November 17, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
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It is very funny that this Pope is just going to get jerseys from now on. Everyone decided that's what this Pope likes and that is it. It's like if your grandmother got you a puzzle for Christmas one year and you said you liked it so your entire extended family is like "oh that's the puzzle kid"
Spike Lee just blessed Pope Leo with a custom Knicks jersey during his visit to the Vatican, just one week after the Pope was gifted a custom Chicago Bulls one.
Spike Lee Blesses Pope Leo with Knicks Jersey
Spike Lee just blessed Pope Leo with a custom Knicks jersey during his visit to the Vatican, just one week after the Pope was gifted a custom Chicago Bulls one.
www.vulture.com
November 16, 2025 at 3:07 AM
It is very funny that this Pope is just going to get jerseys from now on. Everyone decided that's what this Pope likes and that is it. It's like if your grandmother got you a puzzle for Christmas one year and you said you liked it so your entire extended family is like "oh that's the puzzle kid"
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Not like other Eldest Daughters because I’m also the youngest child so I’m functionally useless.
November 15, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Not like other Eldest Daughters because I’m also the youngest child so I’m functionally useless.