Hannah Millenial
@hannahmillen.bsky.social
Disaster bi, parent, weightlifter. Interests include wine/ales/urban regeneration/cats/relatable ADHD content. I read. She/her
We have a neighbour who takes down Halloween & puts up Christmas on 1st November. I admire their commitment but it is much too early. Christmas should last all month but that month should be December
November 25, 2025 at 4:04 PM
We have a neighbour who takes down Halloween & puts up Christmas on 1st November. I admire their commitment but it is much too early. Christmas should last all month but that month should be December
Deeply enjoying these
yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore
I feel like we need this
I feel like we need this
November 25, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Deeply enjoying these
Daughter had a meltdown as she was cold. So I put a jumper on her and she had another meltdown.
Now we're onto the 3rd meltdown as I tried to take it off
Now we're onto the 3rd meltdown as I tried to take it off
November 25, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Daughter had a meltdown as she was cold. So I put a jumper on her and she had another meltdown.
Now we're onto the 3rd meltdown as I tried to take it off
Now we're onto the 3rd meltdown as I tried to take it off
Hilariously they work on the same theory except it doesn't really, My house built in 2018 is in band D which is based on "what it would be worth if it had existed in 1991" despite the fact that every reasonably similar house surrounding it that did actually exist in 1991 is band B
November 25, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Hilariously they work on the same theory except it doesn't really, My house built in 2018 is in band D which is based on "what it would be worth if it had existed in 1991" despite the fact that every reasonably similar house surrounding it that did actually exist in 1991 is band B
Me and 100+ others:
*Nods sagely*
The Omelas jester
*Nods sagely*
The Omelas jester
if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself
November 25, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Me and 100+ others:
*Nods sagely*
The Omelas jester
*Nods sagely*
The Omelas jester
Aside from dropping Last Jedi down a few places this is solid
haven’t seen ROS or Solo but this seems like a pretty ball-knowing list from Pritzker, particularly if he volunteered the name “Star Wars” rather than “A New Hope”
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Aside from dropping Last Jedi down a few places this is solid
Reposted by Hannah Millenial
this is a metaphor for waking up and logging on
the baby (17 months) raised both her hands and said “WEADY?” so I said “ready!” and then she slapped me in the face
November 22, 2025 at 6:27 PM
this is a metaphor for waking up and logging on
Walk out my house and straight into the sea.
Begin new life as a mermaid.
Begin new life as a mermaid.
What's your absolutely unworkable plan to drop out of your current life (or at least work life) and do something completely different?
November 22, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Walk out my house and straight into the sea.
Begin new life as a mermaid.
Begin new life as a mermaid.
Very true, even in really well researched conditions half the time all the research has been done on white guys in the western world so it's not as useful as we'd like, I guess it's more vibes-based than we'd hope which, with active misinformation out there as well, makes it really hard
November 22, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Very true, even in really well researched conditions half the time all the research has been done on white guys in the western world so it's not as useful as we'd like, I guess it's more vibes-based than we'd hope which, with active misinformation out there as well, makes it really hard
I would be useless without my friends for so many other things, may we all have a variety of friends that are good at different stuff so together we make at least 1 functional person
November 22, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I would be useless without my friends for so many other things, may we all have a variety of friends that are good at different stuff so together we make at least 1 functional person
Completely fair, it can be super difficult to work out what sources are reliable if you're not going straight from the peer-reviewed literature! I just smash my head against academic papers until they make sense lol but it is 100% possible I may not have understood them as well as I think!
November 22, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Completely fair, it can be super difficult to work out what sources are reliable if you're not going straight from the peer-reviewed literature! I just smash my head against academic papers until they make sense lol but it is 100% possible I may not have understood them as well as I think!
Trust the science when the science is good. There's just not enough research been done on things like endo and a lot of other "women's" conditions to fully trust the medical establishment on them. Whereas the science on vaccines, a lot of cancers etc. is very extensive and very good
November 22, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Trust the science when the science is good. There's just not enough research been done on things like endo and a lot of other "women's" conditions to fully trust the medical establishment on them. Whereas the science on vaccines, a lot of cancers etc. is very extensive and very good
Chopsticks AND chicken wings??? Gen Z must be stopped
November 22, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Chopsticks AND chicken wings??? Gen Z must be stopped
Love watching crime shows up until something terrible happens to a kid the same age as mine and then I stay up all night work shopping awful scenarios
November 21, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Love watching crime shows up until something terrible happens to a kid the same age as mine and then I stay up all night work shopping awful scenarios
Somehow it appears to be real, what even is reality these days
Pope makes unexpected appearance at priest DJ’s cathedral rave
The Pope just delivered a message to ravers outside a 14th-century cathedral (with music by ‘The Clerical Brothers’, perhaps...?).
share.google
November 21, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Somehow it appears to be real, what even is reality these days
Good luck to you! We just had to reshuffle my daughter's room as she discovered she could reach the light switch from her cot. Cue very alarmed screaming
November 21, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Good luck to you! We just had to reshuffle my daughter's room as she discovered she could reach the light switch from her cot. Cue very alarmed screaming
New affirmation
the key to overcoming imposter syndrome lies not in understanding that you're better than this but in accepting that everyone else is worse than this
November 21, 2025 at 5:54 PM
New affirmation
It's somewhat disconcerting to hear a chunk of your inside thoughts written out by someone else's outside voice
this week's newsletter is titled "aren't you tired of feeling insane all the time?" and I think it speaks for itself
it is also free to read
youngvulgarian.substack.com/p/arent-you-...
it is also free to read
youngvulgarian.substack.com/p/arent-you-...
November 21, 2025 at 5:45 PM
It's somewhat disconcerting to hear a chunk of your inside thoughts written out by someone else's outside voice
Good to know my insane procrastination skills extend to both quiet and busy periods at work. Apparently 1 week to deadline isn't far enough away to kick myself into gear 😳
November 21, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Good to know my insane procrastination skills extend to both quiet and busy periods at work. Apparently 1 week to deadline isn't far enough away to kick myself into gear 😳
If we could sleep we wouldn't need the therapy
November 21, 2025 at 4:40 PM
If we could sleep we wouldn't need the therapy
Always felt a little weird about Makaton so this was a very interesting read
I will not fight with people on Threads about Makaton. I will not fight with people on Threads about Makaton. I will not thebaffler.com/outbursts/si...
Signed Away | Sara Nović
The hearing world continues to pillage and caricature the deaf community—most recently with the proprietary, sign-based system Makaton.
thebaffler.com
November 21, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Always felt a little weird about Makaton so this was a very interesting read
Not once in my entire life have I woken up before 8am and felt good about it
November 20, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Not once in my entire life have I woken up before 8am and felt good about it
Reposted by Hannah Millenial
Fish have committed credit card fraud
November 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Fish have committed credit card fraud
cis woman here so sure there are better recommenders already chimed in but wanted to give an honorable mention to Devon McCormack as his books cover a range of smut level so you can pick your preference
November 20, 2025 at 2:13 PM
cis woman here so sure there are better recommenders already chimed in but wanted to give an honorable mention to Devon McCormack as his books cover a range of smut level so you can pick your preference