The GrandBi(w)tch
@grandbiwitch.bsky.social
Tied spidery non binary 🌱🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Parent. Partner. Punk. Preternatural.
Play up sky blues🩵
Pronouns: they/them
Photography, writing, feminist rants,angry songs, cats & exhaustion. Funny?
Parent. Partner. Punk. Preternatural.
Play up sky blues🩵
Pronouns: they/them
Photography, writing, feminist rants,angry songs, cats & exhaustion. Funny?
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things change:
authors and wizards are not always to be trusted:
nobody can explain a dragon.
authors and wizards are not always to be trusted:
nobody can explain a dragon.
January 31, 2026 at 9:30 AM
things change:
authors and wizards are not always to be trusted:
nobody can explain a dragon.
authors and wizards are not always to be trusted:
nobody can explain a dragon.
Free Willy With Big Naturals
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"
January 21, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Free Willy With Big Naturals
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Leonardo DiCaprio has stopped using Wikipedia.
Wikipedia is 25 today.
January 15, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Leonardo DiCaprio has stopped using Wikipedia.
That struggle of trying to be creative but also feeling so damn tired all the damn
January 16, 2026 at 11:41 AM
That struggle of trying to be creative but also feeling so damn tired all the damn
My birthstone is existential dread.
Would have preferred amethyst but there you go..
Would have preferred amethyst but there you go..
My birthstone is a chocolate chip cookie
My birthstone is a cheese curd
December 29, 2025 at 11:36 AM
My birthstone is existential dread.
Would have preferred amethyst but there you go..
Would have preferred amethyst but there you go..
Hmm wonder how long it will take before David Walliams find god..
December 19, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Hmm wonder how long it will take before David Walliams find god..
Heard those beautiful 3 little words you love to hear from your toddler ‘My bum’s raining’
December 6, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Heard those beautiful 3 little words you love to hear from your toddler ‘My bum’s raining’
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It was never gonna stop with Girl Guides.
Reminder to cancel your licenses and don't fund the bigoted BBC @bbcnewsnight.bsky.social who write garbage like "trans women - biological males who identify as women" and don't comply in advance through cowardice like the WI.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Reminder to cancel your licenses and don't fund the bigoted BBC @bbcnewsnight.bsky.social who write garbage like "trans women - biological males who identify as women" and don't comply in advance through cowardice like the WI.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Women's Institute to stop offering trans women membership
The National Federation of Women's Institutes said it made the decision with “sincere regret”.
www.bbc.com
December 4, 2025 at 10:35 AM
It was never gonna stop with Girl Guides.
Reminder to cancel your licenses and don't fund the bigoted BBC @bbcnewsnight.bsky.social who write garbage like "trans women - biological males who identify as women" and don't comply in advance through cowardice like the WI.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Reminder to cancel your licenses and don't fund the bigoted BBC @bbcnewsnight.bsky.social who write garbage like "trans women - biological males who identify as women" and don't comply in advance through cowardice like the WI.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Be free guys
i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Be free guys
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narrator: 50 years ago...
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
narrator: 50 years ago...
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
#caturday So my beautiful ginger boy has crossed over the rainbow bridge. We got his ashes today. One of my fave pics of him. As he often did supervising & judging me while working from home.
November 22, 2025 at 7:33 PM
#caturday So my beautiful ginger boy has crossed over the rainbow bridge. We got his ashes today. One of my fave pics of him. As he often did supervising & judging me while working from home.
Ughhh the everyone back from summer office weight loss talk 🙃🙃
August 26, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Ughhh the everyone back from summer office weight loss talk 🙃🙃
When you organise a meeting and the room replies with acceptance
August 20, 2025 at 2:24 PM
When you organise a meeting and the room replies with acceptance
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reading a memoir is so crazy to me. you remember stuff you did?
July 23, 2025 at 1:20 AM
reading a memoir is so crazy to me. you remember stuff you did?
Omg England never make it easy but yes into the finals we go! Just hope it doesn’t go to penalties
July 23, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Omg England never make it easy but yes into the finals we go! Just hope it doesn’t go to penalties
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Coworker: Guess what I did at the weekend!
Me: No.
Me: No.
June 30, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Coworker: Guess what I did at the weekend!
Me: No.
Me: No.
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the left boob is the more logical and analytical boob, the right boob is the creative and more artistic one
May 18, 2025 at 5:25 PM
the left boob is the more logical and analytical boob, the right boob is the creative and more artistic one
When you see a great job role but it’s part time 🙃🙃
May 19, 2025 at 1:06 PM
When you see a great job role but it’s part time 🙃🙃
Hope Isreal get a nil points this year. Love #eurovision but don’t think I can watch it if they are allowed to compete..
May 17, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Hope Isreal get a nil points this year. Love #eurovision but don’t think I can watch it if they are allowed to compete..
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I think I'm a forest, pretending to be a person.
🎨 Nikita Hart
🎨 Nikita Hart
April 13, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I think I'm a forest, pretending to be a person.
🎨 Nikita Hart
🎨 Nikita Hart