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The GrandBi(w)tch
@grandbiwitch.bsky.social
Tied spidery non binary 🌱🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
Parent. Partner. Punk. Preternatural.
Play up sky blues🩵
Pronouns: they/them
Photography, writing, feminist rants,angry songs, cats & exhaustion. Funny?
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things change:
authors and wizards are not always to be trusted:
nobody can explain a dragon.
January 31, 2026 at 9:30 AM
January 23, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Free Willy With Big Naturals
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"
January 21, 2026 at 8:25 PM
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Leonardo DiCaprio has stopped using Wikipedia.
Wikipedia is 25 today.
January 15, 2026 at 1:36 PM
That struggle of trying to be creative but also feeling so damn tired all the damn
January 16, 2026 at 11:41 AM
My birthstone is existential dread.

Would have preferred amethyst but there you go..
My birthstone is a chocolate chip cookie
My birthstone is a cheese curd
December 29, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Hmm wonder how long it will take before David Walliams find god..
December 19, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Heard those beautiful 3 little words you love to hear from your toddler ‘My bum’s raining’
December 6, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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It was never gonna stop with Girl Guides.

Reminder to cancel your licenses and don't fund the bigoted BBC @bbcnewsnight.bsky.social who write garbage like "trans women - biological males who identify as women" and don't comply in advance through cowardice like the WI.

www.bbc.com/news/article...
Women's Institute to stop offering trans women membership
The National Federation of Women's Institutes said it made the decision with “sincere regret”.
www.bbc.com
December 4, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Be free guys
i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Me flirting
December 1, 2025 at 6:03 PM
November 30, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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narrator: 50 years ago...

me: [nods] in 1945

narrator: in 1975...

me: what
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
#caturday So my beautiful ginger boy has crossed over the rainbow bridge. We got his ashes today. One of my fave pics of him. As he often did supervising & judging me while working from home.
November 22, 2025 at 7:33 PM
My 2yr old sitting with their nan having a snack when they causally mention there’s a lady ghost in the living room sitting right next to them on the sofa 😮 #kids #spooky
August 29, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Ughhh the everyone back from summer office weight loss talk 🙃🙃
August 26, 2025 at 10:56 AM
When you organise a meeting and the room replies with acceptance
August 20, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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reading a memoir is so crazy to me. you remember stuff you did?
July 23, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Omg England never make it easy but yes into the finals we go! Just hope it doesn’t go to penalties
July 23, 2025 at 6:53 AM
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Coworker: Guess what I did at the weekend!

Me: No.
June 30, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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June 29, 2025 at 11:21 AM
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the left boob is the more logical and analytical boob, the right boob is the creative and more artistic one
May 18, 2025 at 5:25 PM
When you see a great job role but it’s part time 🙃🙃
May 19, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Hope Isreal get a nil points this year. Love #eurovision but don’t think I can watch it if they are allowed to compete..
May 17, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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I think I'm a forest, pretending to be a person.

🎨 Nikita Hart
April 13, 2025 at 9:16 PM