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don't normally enjoy hearing men; however, a group of men driving past with the windows down and absolutely belting out feliz navidad with perfect harmonies? go on, lads
December 13, 2025 at 10:03 PM
don't normally enjoy hearing men; however, a group of men driving past with the windows down and absolutely belting out feliz navidad with perfect harmonies? go on, lads
don't normally enjoy hearing men; however, a group of men driving past with the windows down and absolutely belting out feliz navidad with perfect harmonies? go on, lads
December 13, 2025 at 10:03 PM
don't normally enjoy hearing men; however, a group of men driving past with the windows down and absolutely belting out feliz navidad with perfect harmonies? go on, lads
under the electric blanket, left knee out for cool air ventilation, left foot in so the demon under my bed can't get me, right foot out to tease the demon anyways
December 11, 2025 at 11:51 PM
under the electric blanket, left knee out for cool air ventilation, left foot in so the demon under my bed can't get me, right foot out to tease the demon anyways
strava. you are itching, ITCHING to put the whole app behind subscription. wanting me to pay to see my 2025 recap? you've lost your damn minds!
December 11, 2025 at 11:01 PM
strava. you are itching, ITCHING to put the whole app behind subscription. wanting me to pay to see my 2025 recap? you've lost your damn minds!
yeah i'm still reporting maintenance issues in verse, why do you ask
December 11, 2025 at 1:32 PM
yeah i'm still reporting maintenance issues in verse, why do you ask
when the bus has no adverts, just local fun facts, poems, and art
a cartoon character named spongebob is smiling and holding a shovel in his hand
ALT: a cartoon character named spongebob is smiling and holding a shovel in his hand
media.tenor.com
December 10, 2025 at 2:14 PM
when the bus has no adverts, just local fun facts, poems, and art
also it's older than 25 :(
Leonardo DiCaprio Says AI Can Be An “Enhancement Tool” For Filmmakers But Often “Dissipates” Into “Internet Junk”: “There’s No Humanity To It” xnewshub.us/1d6VYTJslagb
December 10, 2025 at 10:59 AM
also it's older than 25 :(
who was the first person to discover that any children's song slowed down sounds ominous? i imagine they had a kid playing with a toy that was running low on its batteries and were like "damn, that's annoying... kinda spooky though..."
December 8, 2025 at 8:42 PM
who was the first person to discover that any children's song slowed down sounds ominous? i imagine they had a kid playing with a toy that was running low on its batteries and were like "damn, that's annoying... kinda spooky though..."
my mum's just told me she wanted to be a car mechanic when she was younger but she got told she can't because she's a girl, and i really really really don't want to say this explains a lot about her, but: This Explains A Lot About Her
December 8, 2025 at 7:27 PM
my mum's just told me she wanted to be a car mechanic when she was younger but she got told she can't because she's a girl, and i really really really don't want to say this explains a lot about her, but: This Explains A Lot About Her
with zootopia 2 in the cinemas, i am back on my soapbox saying: i don't like that zootopia is called zootropolis in some markets, the pun of zootopia does not work with zootropolis, i hate the word zootropolis with my whole life
December 7, 2025 at 12:30 PM
with zootopia 2 in the cinemas, i am back on my soapbox saying: i don't like that zootopia is called zootropolis in some markets, the pun of zootopia does not work with zootropolis, i hate the word zootropolis with my whole life
dressed smart like a london bloke
before he speak, his suit bespoke
before he speak, his suit bespoke
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 7, 2025 at 12:19 PM
dressed smart like a london bloke
before he speak, his suit bespoke
before he speak, his suit bespoke
purple first! don't even know what the word in that connections group means!
December 6, 2025 at 11:03 AM
purple first! don't even know what the word in that connections group means!
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December 4, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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finally remembered the terrible thought i had during music bingo last night at my gym's christmas party
December 4, 2025 at 6:29 PM
finally remembered the terrible thought i had during music bingo last night at my gym's christmas party
it's always "what were you doing at the devil's sacrament", and never "how were you doing at the devil's sacrament"
December 4, 2025 at 3:13 PM
it's always "what were you doing at the devil's sacrament", and never "how were you doing at the devil's sacrament"
spotify wrapped: where the meaning of words goes to die
December 3, 2025 at 3:40 PM
spotify wrapped: where the meaning of words goes to die
me: they don't want me to be warm and cosy
my one logical brain cell: who? who doesn't?
me, burying into my nest of blankets like a snake hiding itself in sand: ...theyyyy
my one logical brain cell: who? who doesn't?
me, burying into my nest of blankets like a snake hiding itself in sand: ...theyyyy
December 2, 2025 at 6:20 PM
me: they don't want me to be warm and cosy
my one logical brain cell: who? who doesn't?
me, burying into my nest of blankets like a snake hiding itself in sand: ...theyyyy
my one logical brain cell: who? who doesn't?
me, burying into my nest of blankets like a snake hiding itself in sand: ...theyyyy
even though some scenes made me cringe, you cannot deny that sinners is a beautifully shot film
December 2, 2025 at 6:11 PM
even though some scenes made me cringe, you cannot deny that sinners is a beautifully shot film
bohemian rhapsody is five songs in a trenchcoat
December 1, 2025 at 11:58 AM
bohemian rhapsody is five songs in a trenchcoat
omg not me tearing up at sesame street characters being in the muppets take manhattan 😭😭😭
November 29, 2025 at 3:57 PM
omg not me tearing up at sesame street characters being in the muppets take manhattan 😭😭😭
doing a muay thai class early morning? then doing a big laundry? then doing a food shop? then going to a photography exhibition? and doing a dance class this evening? wow haha i've got lots of energy, that's gr- wait a minute *puts hand on calendar* ah... i see
November 28, 2025 at 4:59 PM
doing a muay thai class early morning? then doing a big laundry? then doing a food shop? then going to a photography exhibition? and doing a dance class this evening? wow haha i've got lots of energy, that's gr- wait a minute *puts hand on calendar* ah... i see
stayed up late editing sexy audio, need to go to bed because i have to get up early to punch and kick people (muay thai friday), ridiculous times tbh
November 28, 2025 at 12:29 AM
stayed up late editing sexy audio, need to go to bed because i have to get up early to punch and kick people (muay thai friday), ridiculous times tbh
jax getting his arms ripped off in every mortal kombat media is the equivalent of the spider bite for spider-man, necessary for the plot but my goodness it's not thrilling
November 26, 2025 at 11:15 PM
jax getting his arms ripped off in every mortal kombat media is the equivalent of the spider bite for spider-man, necessary for the plot but my goodness it's not thrilling
temp is in single digits, putting the heating on, no wonder this man will not leave me alone
November 26, 2025 at 4:24 PM
temp is in single digits, putting the heating on, no wonder this man will not leave me alone