reni 🦌
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watching a place in the sun and a man described his partner's fashion sense as "clocky"! what a wild thing to say about your partner on a tv show! turns out because of his accent, i'd actually misheard him say "quirky", ahh....
January 28, 2026 at 5:28 PM
watching a place in the sun and a man described his partner's fashion sense as "clocky"! what a wild thing to say about your partner on a tv show! turns out because of his accent, i'd actually misheard him say "quirky", ahh....
pasta shapes as horoscopes, call that pastrology
January 28, 2026 at 12:31 PM
pasta shapes as horoscopes, call that pastrology
"ov-ov-ovechkin, second greatest love machine"
do they have songs for the full league table of Russia's love machines?
January 28, 2026 at 12:15 AM
"ov-ov-ovechkin, second greatest love machine"
had to cover my cat snowball's eyes and ears as the episode of the simpsons we were watching was the one where the family's cat snowball ii dies
January 27, 2026 at 11:43 PM
had to cover my cat snowball's eyes and ears as the episode of the simpsons we were watching was the one where the family's cat snowball ii dies
when your mum's describing someone she bumped into at the shop but can't remember their name
January 27, 2026 at 4:01 PM
when your mum's describing someone she bumped into at the shop but can't remember their name
middle-aged white man on the train with your shoes off and your socked feet on the seat and your laptop blasting out sound even though you are wearing your giant headphones around your neck, WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
January 26, 2026 at 8:10 PM
middle-aged white man on the train with your shoes off and your socked feet on the seat and your laptop blasting out sound even though you are wearing your giant headphones around your neck, WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
great british bake off more like great british wa[a single shot rings out]
January 26, 2026 at 6:09 PM
great british bake off more like great british wa[a single shot rings out]
Reposted by reni 🦌
I heard there is a funny clown
Who with the circus came to town
What sadness that you have I’m sure he’d cure ya
It goes like this,
You’ll go
You’ll see
But doctor, you’re describing me!
The clown that you prescribe, is Pagliacci!
Pagliacci
Pagliacci
Pagliacci
Pagliacci
Who with the circus came to town
What sadness that you have I’m sure he’d cure ya
It goes like this,
You’ll go
You’ll see
But doctor, you’re describing me!
The clown that you prescribe, is Pagliacci!
Pagliacci
Pagliacci
Pagliacci
Pagliacci
January 25, 2026 at 6:19 PM
I heard there is a funny clown
Who with the circus came to town
What sadness that you have I’m sure he’d cure ya
It goes like this,
You’ll go
You’ll see
But doctor, you’re describing me!
The clown that you prescribe, is Pagliacci!
Pagliacci
Pagliacci
Pagliacci
Pagliacci
Who with the circus came to town
What sadness that you have I’m sure he’d cure ya
It goes like this,
You’ll go
You’ll see
But doctor, you’re describing me!
The clown that you prescribe, is Pagliacci!
Pagliacci
Pagliacci
Pagliacci
Pagliacci
Reposted by reni 🦌
let’s be primitive horses with mama
January 24, 2026 at 9:34 PM
let’s be primitive horses with mama
hmm should i do laundry then sweet treat or sweet treat then laundry (the apple pie is already in the oven)
January 25, 2026 at 2:07 PM
hmm should i do laundry then sweet treat or sweet treat then laundry (the apple pie is already in the oven)
new six word story but good just dropped
I love honesty boxes and always stop when I see one. This is my all-time favourite, near Applecross 😄
January 25, 2026 at 11:56 AM
new six word story but good just dropped
unfortunately pretending the ski erg handles are shrek ears before each set does trick my brain just enough into believing this activity is fun
January 25, 2026 at 11:54 AM
unfortunately pretending the ski erg handles are shrek ears before each set does trick my brain just enough into believing this activity is fun
can we admit that 'elmo' is a strange name for a child, let alone a bright red whatever the fuck that creature is
January 23, 2026 at 8:14 PM
can we admit that 'elmo' is a strange name for a child, let alone a bright red whatever the fuck that creature is
thought of a really good film to watch that it's been years since i saw it last but because of my various ailments, i've forgotten what film it was, please can anyone help me remember every film i've watched and which one was this one good film, thanks
January 23, 2026 at 6:25 PM
thought of a really good film to watch that it's been years since i saw it last but because of my various ailments, i've forgotten what film it was, please can anyone help me remember every film i've watched and which one was this one good film, thanks
my home is on a main road, taking the bins out, my joggers fall down, a breeze on my butt, i am living in a 1960s sitcom
January 22, 2026 at 12:24 PM
my home is on a main road, taking the bins out, my joggers fall down, a breeze on my butt, i am living in a 1960s sitcom
you should go to bed, many good things of going to bed, warm, sleep, the cat wedging himself into a crevice between you and pillows so that you wake up with more back pain than usual
January 20, 2026 at 11:44 PM
you should go to bed, many good things of going to bed, warm, sleep, the cat wedging himself into a crevice between you and pillows so that you wake up with more back pain than usual
aurora? i 'ardly know 'er!
January 19, 2026 at 10:34 PM
aurora? i 'ardly know 'er!
giving my kellogg's 50 metres swimming badge to president trump 🫡
January 19, 2026 at 6:29 PM
giving my kellogg's 50 metres swimming badge to president trump 🫡
this is how i wrote the conclusion to 100% of my uni essays
January 19, 2026 at 6:11 PM
this is how i wrote the conclusion to 100% of my uni essays
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COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS
Back-scratching bovine leads scientists to reassess intelligence of cows
Brown Swiss in Austria has been discovered using tools in multiple ways – something only ever seen in humans and chimpanzees
www.theguardian.com
January 19, 2026 at 4:06 PM
COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS
wishing a happy… no… SAD blue monday to those who celebrate
the origins of blue monday substack.com/home/post/p-...
the origins of blue monday substack.com/home/post/p-...
January 19, 2026 at 11:28 AM
wishing a happy… no… SAD blue monday to those who celebrate
the origins of blue monday substack.com/home/post/p-...
the origins of blue monday substack.com/home/post/p-...
the battery in my kitchen scales needs replacing but the panel to access it requires, for some stupid ass reason, a tiny screwdriver, which is ~somewhere~
do i:
a) find the tiny screwdriver that i maybe have
b) buy a new tiny screwdriver
c) fuck this all right off and buy new kitchen scales
do i:
a) find the tiny screwdriver that i maybe have
b) buy a new tiny screwdriver
c) fuck this all right off and buy new kitchen scales
January 18, 2026 at 9:29 PM
the battery in my kitchen scales needs replacing but the panel to access it requires, for some stupid ass reason, a tiny screwdriver, which is ~somewhere~
do i:
a) find the tiny screwdriver that i maybe have
b) buy a new tiny screwdriver
c) fuck this all right off and buy new kitchen scales
do i:
a) find the tiny screwdriver that i maybe have
b) buy a new tiny screwdriver
c) fuck this all right off and buy new kitchen scales
yoga teacher: gently sink into child's pose
me: *gets into child's pose*
yoga teacher: now rise up to a strong tabletop hold
me: *in child's pose*
yoga teacher: and slowly sit
me: *in child's pose*
yoga teacher: so you're resting on your knees
me: *in child's pose*
me: *gets into child's pose*
yoga teacher: now rise up to a strong tabletop hold
me: *in child's pose*
yoga teacher: and slowly sit
me: *in child's pose*
yoga teacher: so you're resting on your knees
me: *in child's pose*
January 18, 2026 at 4:03 PM
yoga teacher: gently sink into child's pose
me: *gets into child's pose*
yoga teacher: now rise up to a strong tabletop hold
me: *in child's pose*
yoga teacher: and slowly sit
me: *in child's pose*
yoga teacher: so you're resting on your knees
me: *in child's pose*
me: *gets into child's pose*
yoga teacher: now rise up to a strong tabletop hold
me: *in child's pose*
yoga teacher: and slowly sit
me: *in child's pose*
yoga teacher: so you're resting on your knees
me: *in child's pose*
used to be you could have a gun hung on the wall in the first act but not fire it later in the plot. but you can't anymore. because of trope
January 17, 2026 at 11:03 AM
used to be you could have a gun hung on the wall in the first act but not fire it later in the plot. but you can't anymore. because of trope
this could solve literally every problem in the uk
January 17, 2026 at 10:54 AM
this could solve literally every problem in the uk