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reni 🦌🫜

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handsome writer, artist & friend • they 🍃 brighton, uk 🌿 reniadeb.com

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reni 🦌🫜 @reniadeb.com · Nov 8

don't allow your worries to ruin your day

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reni 🦌🫜 @reniadeb.com · 6h

a pumpkin man sits inside a pumpkin house, is the house made of flesh, or is he made of house? he smiles for he does not know

a small pumpkin with a smiley face drawn on in sharpie pen sits within a larger pumpkin carved to look like its home

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reni 🦌🫜 @reniadeb.com · 8h

started watching baroness von sketch show and I LOVE IT, it's so good! such a shame that long-running female-fronted sketch shows were made illegal in the uk

reni 🦌🫜 @reniadeb.com · 10h

am i misremembering the past or was there definitely a time when you could pay for takeaways delivered to your door in cash to the delivery driver?

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reni 🦌🫜 @reniadeb.com · 1d

usually manage to avoid it but just caught the previously on... for hollyoaks and tom is an adult? but he's like eight years old... i don't understand, i feel sick, this just doesn't make any sense

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reni 🦌🫜 @reniadeb.com · 1d

huge news for me: i have tidied one of my desks and will be sitting at it for the first time in three months :)

reni 🦌🫜 @reniadeb.com · 2d

that's a portal like the game super mario

reni 🦌🫜 @reniadeb.com · 2d

when you order an oat milk cappuccino and the barista asks you if you want chocolate on top as if the chocolate on top is not a small crumb of fleeting joy in this cruel and cold and uncaring world and :3 yes please i would like chocolate on top thank you :3

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reni 🦌🫜 @reniadeb.com · 3d

screenshot of a tweet

pete @peterokii

oh poor baby 🥺🥺 do you need the robot to make you pictures? 🥺🥺 yeah? 🥺🥺 do you need the bo-bot to write you essay too? yeah ??? you can't do it?? 🥺🥺 you're a moron??🥺🥺
do you need chat gpt to fuck your wife ?? 🥺🥺🥺

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reni 🦌🫜 @reniadeb.com · 4d

invented the petite french boy snack where i halve and warm two croissants, add blocks of dark chocolate, let them melt for a bit and then enjoy my petite french boy snack

reni 🦌🫜 @reniadeb.com · 5d

Cream Pies, Whipped Delights, Butter This Muffin, Glazed Rings - this is my entire business plan btw

reni 🦌🫜 @reniadeb.com · 5d

my business idea is a late night sexy bakery, pastries made and served until late by very sexy bakers, the bakery is shut down within a week, controversies section on wikipedia

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reni 🦌🫜 @reniadeb.com · 6d

rapid posting like that one friend who doesn't drink often but has had one glass of red wine with dinner and now has A Lot To Say (it's me, i'm that friend)

reni 🦌🫜 @reniadeb.com · 6d

CEREAL KILLER PROTEIN BAR! man, if only that shop in shoreditch that everyone hated so much was still around

reni 🦌🫜 @reniadeb.com · 6d

anne hathaway (the actor) should have been cast as anne hathaway (the person) in the new shakespeare film FOR THE BIT! i don't care about the aesthetics or the auditions or the plot! for. the. bit. COME ON!!

Norman Rockwell's "Freedom of Speech" depicts a young, plainly dressed man standing to speak in a town meeting, his earnest expression and gesture conveying his message to a surrounding audience of older, formally dressed men who listen with attentive expressions ranging from curiosity to thoughtful consideration.

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reni 🦌🫜 @reniadeb.com · 6d

peak hours at london bridge station, everyone is terrible, pushing their way to get on the train while people are also pushing their way to get off the train, not me though, i'm a sweetheart, god's perfect passenger

reni 🦌🫜 @reniadeb.com · 6d

bloody hell, buy me a drink first, PB

a phone notification from substack

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Get Your Jugs Out

reni 🦌🫜 @reniadeb.com · 6d

unfortunately for you, i believe him

reni 🦌🫜 @reniadeb.com · 7d

having a real creativity block because i am balls deep in job applications when i really want to be balls deep in my sketchbooks and paint mixing

reni 🦌🫜 @reniadeb.com · 9d

look, i just think one more late night google search for answers to the same question might actually help in making a decision, it hasn't so far but you never know, right?

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reni 🦌🫜 @reniadeb.com · 10d

and then cricket leg them together, hovis best of both

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reni 🦌🫜 @reniadeb.com · 10d

made some really nice sourdough toast for a snack and then remembered i have dough balls with garlic butter in the fridge ☹️ IT'S LIKE TEN THOUSAND SPOONS WHEN ALL YOU NEED IS A KNIFE

reni 🦌🫜 @reniadeb.com · 10d

perhaps i simply enjoy getting compliments and spending money

reni 🦌🫜 @reniadeb.com · 10d

every time i get a compliment on my accent, i'm like wow maybe i should spend a million dollars on fancy recording equipment and do more audio stuff

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Great art on Bluesky @art.feediverse.org · 11d

Petunia II #precisionism #okeeffe

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reni 🦌🫜 @reniadeb.com · 11d

more like the life of a so-so girl amirite*

*OP does not like taylor swift and hasn't listened to a single second of the new album