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with zootopia 2 in the cinemas, i am back on my soapbox saying: i don't like that zootopia is called zootropolis in some markets, the pun of zootopia does not work with zootropolis, i hate the word zootropolis with my whole life
December 7, 2025 at 12:30 PM
with zootopia 2 in the cinemas, i am back on my soapbox saying: i don't like that zootopia is called zootropolis in some markets, the pun of zootopia does not work with zootropolis, i hate the word zootropolis with my whole life
dressed smart like a london bloke
before he speak, his suit bespoke
before he speak, his suit bespoke
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 7, 2025 at 12:19 PM
dressed smart like a london bloke
before he speak, his suit bespoke
before he speak, his suit bespoke
purple first! don't even know what the word in that connections group means!
December 6, 2025 at 11:03 AM
purple first! don't even know what the word in that connections group means!
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December 4, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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finally remembered the terrible thought i had during music bingo last night at my gym's christmas party
December 4, 2025 at 6:29 PM
finally remembered the terrible thought i had during music bingo last night at my gym's christmas party
it's always "what were you doing at the devil's sacrament", and never "how were you doing at the devil's sacrament"
December 4, 2025 at 3:13 PM
it's always "what were you doing at the devil's sacrament", and never "how were you doing at the devil's sacrament"
spotify wrapped: where the meaning of words goes to die
December 3, 2025 at 3:40 PM
spotify wrapped: where the meaning of words goes to die
me: they don't want me to be warm and cosy
my one logical brain cell: who? who doesn't?
me, burying into my nest of blankets like a snake hiding itself in sand: ...theyyyy
my one logical brain cell: who? who doesn't?
me, burying into my nest of blankets like a snake hiding itself in sand: ...theyyyy
December 2, 2025 at 6:20 PM
me: they don't want me to be warm and cosy
my one logical brain cell: who? who doesn't?
me, burying into my nest of blankets like a snake hiding itself in sand: ...theyyyy
my one logical brain cell: who? who doesn't?
me, burying into my nest of blankets like a snake hiding itself in sand: ...theyyyy
even though some scenes made me cringe, you cannot deny that sinners is a beautifully shot film
December 2, 2025 at 6:11 PM
even though some scenes made me cringe, you cannot deny that sinners is a beautifully shot film
bohemian rhapsody is five songs in a trenchcoat
December 1, 2025 at 11:58 AM
bohemian rhapsody is five songs in a trenchcoat
omg not me tearing up at sesame street characters being in the muppets take manhattan 😭😭😭
November 29, 2025 at 3:57 PM
omg not me tearing up at sesame street characters being in the muppets take manhattan 😭😭😭
doing a muay thai class early morning? then doing a big laundry? then doing a food shop? then going to a photography exhibition? and doing a dance class this evening? wow haha i've got lots of energy, that's gr- wait a minute *puts hand on calendar* ah... i see
November 28, 2025 at 4:59 PM
doing a muay thai class early morning? then doing a big laundry? then doing a food shop? then going to a photography exhibition? and doing a dance class this evening? wow haha i've got lots of energy, that's gr- wait a minute *puts hand on calendar* ah... i see
stayed up late editing sexy audio, need to go to bed because i have to get up early to punch and kick people (muay thai friday), ridiculous times tbh
November 28, 2025 at 12:29 AM
stayed up late editing sexy audio, need to go to bed because i have to get up early to punch and kick people (muay thai friday), ridiculous times tbh
jax getting his arms ripped off in every mortal kombat media is the equivalent of the spider bite for spider-man, necessary for the plot but my goodness it's not thrilling
November 26, 2025 at 11:15 PM
jax getting his arms ripped off in every mortal kombat media is the equivalent of the spider bite for spider-man, necessary for the plot but my goodness it's not thrilling
temp is in single digits, putting the heating on, no wonder this man will not leave me alone
November 26, 2025 at 4:24 PM
temp is in single digits, putting the heating on, no wonder this man will not leave me alone
do i want an advent calendar or do i simply wish to eat 25 pieces of chocolate
November 25, 2025 at 11:02 PM
do i want an advent calendar or do i simply wish to eat 25 pieces of chocolate
every time i watch a tv show or film with justin theroux in it, the phrase "justin theroux, cousin of louis theroux" enters my mind completely unbidden, like that's his full title, this doesn't happen with any other related famous people, who is this for, what purpose does this serve
November 25, 2025 at 11:47 AM
every time i watch a tv show or film with justin theroux in it, the phrase "justin theroux, cousin of louis theroux" enters my mind completely unbidden, like that's his full title, this doesn't happen with any other related famous people, who is this for, what purpose does this serve
congratulations to me for finally listing clothes i no longer want on vinted, a task i have put off for months, i'm the best to ever do it
November 24, 2025 at 6:34 PM
congratulations to me for finally listing clothes i no longer want on vinted, a task i have put off for months, i'm the best to ever do it
postponed booty call? more like put on the back burner amirite
November 23, 2025 at 11:03 PM
postponed booty call? more like put on the back burner amirite
love the word assassination. makes me think of two butts happily side by side. thats my hot take
November 23, 2025 at 12:27 AM
love the word assassination. makes me think of two butts happily side by side. thats my hot take
every time i eat cold plums, i feel like i've really listened to the true moral of that poem: don't let anyone you don't trust into your home! especially plum-stealing poets!
November 22, 2025 at 10:22 PM
every time i eat cold plums, i feel like i've really listened to the true moral of that poem: don't let anyone you don't trust into your home! especially plum-stealing poets!
my cat keeps being Mad At Me because i have been in bed all day but he can't stay Mad At Me because i'm under the electric blanket and he loves sitting on the electric blanket
November 22, 2025 at 5:34 PM
my cat keeps being Mad At Me because i have been in bed all day but he can't stay Mad At Me because i'm under the electric blanket and he loves sitting on the electric blanket
are your bells jingled? would you like us to assign someone to jingle your bells?
November 22, 2025 at 4:20 PM
are your bells jingled? would you like us to assign someone to jingle your bells?
eating something sour helps ease off the effects of anxiety and panic attacks by distracting your brain and grounding you in the present moment
Man, everything is so bleak, anyone got a fun fact or little bit of trivia they want to share
November 21, 2025 at 4:06 PM
eating something sour helps ease off the effects of anxiety and panic attacks by distracting your brain and grounding you in the present moment