MtnDewStoicEnnui
@gr0vey.bsky.social
Just another human sausage. Stuffed to the gills with exuberant mediocrity and wrapped in a cocoon of fermented despair. Full time idiot and professional malcontent.
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November 28, 2025 at 6:01 PM
1 Onion Subscriber vs 20 Non-Subscribers. Watch our new series, Encircled, and take advantage of our 25% Black Friday sale at https://membership.theonion.com/?campaign=701cx00000QRRoLAAX
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i love this guy and his absurd flag
November 29, 2025 at 12:41 AM
i love this guy and his absurd flag
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The only thing less human than these AI dub performances is the decision to sign off on them
A company this big can pay human actors a decent wage, not produce slop that intentionally removes the human element.
A company this big can pay human actors a decent wage, not produce slop that intentionally removes the human element.
November 28, 2025 at 11:21 PM
The only thing less human than these AI dub performances is the decision to sign off on them
A company this big can pay human actors a decent wage, not produce slop that intentionally removes the human element.
A company this big can pay human actors a decent wage, not produce slop that intentionally removes the human element.
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Someone during the steam launch reached out to inform me that SE was extremely unhappy with the games release on Epic and was in fact fully treating the steam release as the games full release on PC and ignoring the former releases.
Kingdom hearts was only on epic for years and it basically didn't exist to me until it came to steam
November 29, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Someone during the steam launch reached out to inform me that SE was extremely unhappy with the games release on Epic and was in fact fully treating the steam release as the games full release on PC and ignoring the former releases.
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FUCK YOU
THE ONLY THING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT BRYAN JOHNSON IS THAT HE FUCKED UP HIS FACE A FEW MONTHS BACK BY SHOOTING A BUNCH OF UNTESTED BOTOX INTO IT IN THE HOPES IT WOULD MAKE HIM LOOK YOUNGER.
November 29, 2025 at 3:44 PM
FUCK YOU
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will he still want to live forever in comic sans is sending me
Tomorrow Grimes will DJ a livestream of immortality influencer Bryan Johnson tripping on shrooms to determine its effect on longevity. Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too.
Grimes DJing Immortality Influencer's Shroom Trip With Special Guest Mr. Beast
Grimes is a fan of Bryan Johnson, the multimillionaire and immortality influencer who spends his time trying to fight death. He is perhaps best known for undergoing plasma transfusions with donations ...
stereogum.com
November 29, 2025 at 4:34 PM
will he still want to live forever in comic sans is sending me
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I lived and worked in SF for over a decade, in media and in the labor movement, and never heard a single person refer to Nancy Pelosi as “mom” wtaf
November 7, 2025 at 6:36 AM
I lived and worked in SF for over a decade, in media and in the labor movement, and never heard a single person refer to Nancy Pelosi as “mom” wtaf
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Panera’s moderately caffeinated lemonade was loosely associated with 2 deaths before it was taken off market.
This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.
This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.
I fully believe in the corporate death penalty and believe we would be a better world if OpenAI lost its corporate charter and was forcibly dissolved.
www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
ChatGPT encouraged college graduate to commit suicide, family claims in lawsuit against OpenAI | CNN
A 23-year-old man killed himself in Texas after ChatGPT ‘goaded’ him to commit suicide, his family says in a lawsuit.
www.cnn.com
November 7, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Panera’s moderately caffeinated lemonade was loosely associated with 2 deaths before it was taken off market.
This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.
This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.
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“0% woke shit”
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
“0% woke shit”
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
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Liquid Pyronoid... Hydronoid
@pyronoid.com
@pyronoid.com
November 7, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Liquid Pyronoid... Hydronoid
@pyronoid.com
@pyronoid.com
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Holy shit McCarthyism
Under new head of Paramount David Ellison, the studio has drawn up a list of actors who opposed the Gaza genocide and will not allow them to appear in its films and TV shows.
Does this sound familiar?
Also, "Ellison is reportedly aiming to take over Warner Bros. next."
Does this sound familiar?
Also, "Ellison is reportedly aiming to take over Warner Bros. next."
Paramount Has Blacklist for Stars Deemed “Overtly Antisemitic” — World of Reel
It sure looks like the likes of Javier Bardem, Joaquin Phoenix, Emma Stone, and Mark Ruffalo won’t be making movies for Paramount in the foreseeable future.
www.worldofreel.com
November 7, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Holy shit McCarthyism
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We had fucking congressional hearings over Mortal Kombat.
There are no words for how evil this is
November 7, 2025 at 2:11 AM
We had fucking congressional hearings over Mortal Kombat.
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I cannot stress this enough:
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
November 6, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I cannot stress this enough:
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
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a couple years ago i contracted with one of subway's ad agencies for a small rotating sandwiches collab that ultimately they decided not to publish and i never did anything with. today feels like a good day to post one of them. here's my favorite subway sandwich, the veggie delight
November 6, 2025 at 8:23 PM
a couple years ago i contracted with one of subway's ad agencies for a small rotating sandwiches collab that ultimately they decided not to publish and i never did anything with. today feels like a good day to post one of them. here's my favorite subway sandwich, the veggie delight
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im gonna cry they gave chainsawman five bags of popcorn
October 29, 2025 at 9:11 PM
im gonna cry they gave chainsawman five bags of popcorn
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I don't watch On Cinema but i knew it existed, this took me one second to recognize Tim Heidecker's voice but his job of mimicking a stereotypical film reviewer is killing it.
im gonna cry they gave chainsawman five bags of popcorn
October 31, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I don't watch On Cinema but i knew it existed, this took me one second to recognize Tim Heidecker's voice but his job of mimicking a stereotypical film reviewer is killing it.
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MGM Caboose Logo @patstaresat.bsky.social @peachsaliva.bsky.social
September 13, 2025 at 12:46 PM
MGM Caboose Logo @patstaresat.bsky.social @peachsaliva.bsky.social
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u/Naraki_Maul gave me an idea to improve it:
September 24, 2025 at 12:27 PM
u/Naraki_Maul gave me an idea to improve it:
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Impenetrable /r/twobestfriendsplay shitpost
September 27, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Impenetrable /r/twobestfriendsplay shitpost
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Fuck it. After everybody in my house goes to bed I'm gunna stream Fear and Hunger 2 at 11pm pacific. See y'all at twitch.tv/patstaresat
a pixel art drawing of a person laying on a stone floor .
ALT: a pixel art drawing of a person laying on a stone floor .
media.tenor.com
August 5, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Fuck it. After everybody in my house goes to bed I'm gunna stream Fear and Hunger 2 at 11pm pacific. See y'all at twitch.tv/patstaresat
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just a reminder that in the last election no significant swath of voters actually voted for this and/or wanted this
August 1, 2025 at 8:41 PM
just a reminder that in the last election no significant swath of voters actually voted for this and/or wanted this
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Just going to repost this roughly once a month until it actually happens
I feel very strongly that someone should hire me to illustrate a fantasy ttrpg
March 16, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Just going to repost this roughly once a month until it actually happens
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"evil nerd hatches plan for everyone to need glasses" is like a superhero comic plot from the 70s
Zuckerberg says people without AI glasses will be at a disadvantage in the future
Zuckerberg says people without AI glasses will be at a disadvantage in the future | TechCrunch
Mark Zuckerberg really believes AI glasses will be the ideal way to blend the physical and digital worlds together.
techcrunch.com
July 31, 2025 at 10:01 AM
"evil nerd hatches plan for everyone to need glasses" is like a superhero comic plot from the 70s