John Lovejoy
@gpcrowden.bsky.social
Below me were many people. Some with air rifle, some with gatty, and some with bendy stick for shitty shotty
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
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Of course "FIFA Peace Prize" is Italian for "Jumbo Nonce Cunt".
December 5, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Of course "FIFA Peace Prize" is Italian for "Jumbo Nonce Cunt".
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It’s funny because “monstrous erection” could also mean penis.
Eyebrows raised after 'monstrous erection' appears on roundabout
Eyebrows have been raised over what's been described as a 'monstrous erection' on an Isle of Wight roundabout.
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November 19, 2025 at 4:09 PM
It’s funny because “monstrous erection” could also mean penis.
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He is the one in ten
In e-mails on the list
He is the one in ten
Though he says they don't exist
In e-mails on the list
He is the one in ten
Though he says they don't exist
King Donald the Mad's name appears 2000 times in the 20,000 Epstein emails so far released. That's 1 in 10.
Do you reckon that figure will go up or down when the remaining 240,000 files are released.
Do you reckon that figure will go up or down when the remaining 240,000 files are released.
November 16, 2025 at 7:29 PM
He is the one in ten
In e-mails on the list
He is the one in ten
Though he says they don't exist
In e-mails on the list
He is the one in ten
Though he says they don't exist
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So, happy 43rd birthday, Murun Buchstansangur, one of the oddest cartoon characters ever to grace a screen, who made his debut on Channel 4 #OTD in 1982
November 14, 2025 at 1:34 PM
So, happy 43rd birthday, Murun Buchstansangur, one of the oddest cartoon characters ever to grace a screen, who made his debut on Channel 4 #OTD in 1982
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Top tip: Cheer up your garden library with some laurel and hardy annuals.
October 16, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Top tip: Cheer up your garden library with some laurel and hardy annuals.
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Me [Christmas Day]: right, who wants to peace plan the turkey
Everyone else: what
Me: sorry I meant carve up
Everyone else: what
Me: sorry I meant carve up
September 29, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Me [Christmas Day]: right, who wants to peace plan the turkey
Everyone else: what
Me: sorry I meant carve up
Everyone else: what
Me: sorry I meant carve up
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"He's very much alive and well, Chris."
August 30, 2025 at 6:45 PM
"He's very much alive and well, Chris."
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Investors still be chucking $billions at the apartheid emerald druggie to fund his decades-long attempt to perfect propulsion systems to take white people to the stars, yet look how much progress this kid makes in an afternoon with mere pennies!
Makes you think.
Makes you think.
August 27, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Investors still be chucking $billions at the apartheid emerald druggie to fund his decades-long attempt to perfect propulsion systems to take white people to the stars, yet look how much progress this kid makes in an afternoon with mere pennies!
Makes you think.
Makes you think.
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my roommate was trying to find the menu for a nearby bagel shop and instead found some of the most iconic slop I've ever seen. thanks food! :)
August 22, 2025 at 6:31 PM
my roommate was trying to find the menu for a nearby bagel shop and instead found some of the most iconic slop I've ever seen. thanks food! :)
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dude, your soda and your boots rock
August 5, 2025 at 12:41 PM
dude, your soda and your boots rock
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God's Own Cunt
August 1, 2025 at 2:34 PM
God's Own Cunt
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Before it gets taken out www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoqt...
Mr Jolly Lives Next Door (Full) Channel 4 air date 05/03/1988
YouTube video by Neo-Tokio-5000
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July 30, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Before it gets taken out www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoqt...
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Motherfucking wind farms…
July 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Motherfucking wind farms…
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Reskeet if you played this
July 9, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Reskeet if you played this
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I’m no expert but I would’ve got a person to do it.
July 9, 2025 at 12:39 PM
I’m no expert but I would’ve got a person to do it.
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Just made myself laugh from four years ago.
July 5, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Just made myself laugh from four years ago.
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July 5, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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Beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it.
No one wants to be defeated.
Shonda hupfucky.
Shomga shutvite.
It doesn’t matter who’s wrong or right.
No one wants to be defeated.
Shonda hupfucky.
Shomga shutvite.
It doesn’t matter who’s wrong or right.
June 9, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it.
No one wants to be defeated.
Shonda hupfucky.
Shomga shutvite.
It doesn’t matter who’s wrong or right.
No one wants to be defeated.
Shonda hupfucky.
Shomga shutvite.
It doesn’t matter who’s wrong or right.
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Here are the graves of a Catholic woman and her Protestant husband, who were not allowed to be buried together due to cemetery regulations. They died in the 1880s. Note the hands clasping over the dividing wall. This poignant grave is located in Roermond in the Netherlands.
May 25, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Here are the graves of a Catholic woman and her Protestant husband, who were not allowed to be buried together due to cemetery regulations. They died in the 1880s. Note the hands clasping over the dividing wall. This poignant grave is located in Roermond in the Netherlands.
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It’s World Goth Day.
Here we see the essential difference between the American & English mindset.
Here we see the essential difference between the American & English mindset.
May 22, 2025 at 2:10 PM
It’s World Goth Day.
Here we see the essential difference between the American & English mindset.
Here we see the essential difference between the American & English mindset.