Max B 💙 🔶 🇺🇦 🇬🇧 🇪🇺
@maxbrockbank.com
Happily-married dad & Santa lookalike. Cat lackey. ½ US, ½ UK, 💯% EU. Liberal & a Democrat (LibDem). Ex-Tabloid hack, now dabbles in SEO (See @BigInSEO.Bsky.social)
I do sarcasm. A lot.
I block MAGA + all other zealots + bots.
Don't be a dick!
I do sarcasm. A lot.
I block MAGA + all other zealots + bots.
Don't be a dick!
Seen on the train to Lewisham.
99.9% uptime? Only if it doesn't inconvenience Putin.
Musk can fuck off in a Tossla over a cliff.
I'd rather have Virgin Media, and that's saying something.
99.9% uptime? Only if it doesn't inconvenience Putin.
Musk can fuck off in a Tossla over a cliff.
I'd rather have Virgin Media, and that's saying something.
January 28, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Seen on the train to Lewisham.
99.9% uptime? Only if it doesn't inconvenience Putin.
Musk can fuck off in a Tossla over a cliff.
I'd rather have Virgin Media, and that's saying something.
99.9% uptime? Only if it doesn't inconvenience Putin.
Musk can fuck off in a Tossla over a cliff.
I'd rather have Virgin Media, and that's saying something.
Kristi Noem says her comments labeling Alex Pretti a “domestic terrorist” were made at the direction of the President and her actions were aligned with White House guidance.
It's that good old Nuremberg Defence again: "I was only following orders".
It's that good old Nuremberg Defence again: "I was only following orders".
January 28, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Kristi Noem says her comments labeling Alex Pretti a “domestic terrorist” were made at the direction of the President and her actions were aligned with White House guidance.
It's that good old Nuremberg Defence again: "I was only following orders".
It's that good old Nuremberg Defence again: "I was only following orders".
Thankfully this is a fake.
January 28, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Thankfully this is a fake.
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Just imagine if Starmer was a self confessed sex pest, and convicted of just one crime, let alone 34, all in a court of law by due process, despite the best legal team (other people's) money could buy, would Piers Morgan even think of coming out with such utter tripe then?
I think not.
I think not.
January 28, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Just imagine if Starmer was a self confessed sex pest, and convicted of just one crime, let alone 34, all in a court of law by due process, despite the best legal team (other people's) money could buy, would Piers Morgan even think of coming out with such utter tripe then?
I think not.
I think not.
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Watching Steve Bannon and the Heritage Foundation trying to take over the UK Reform Party and install a Charlie Kirk replica wasn’t on my card for today …
www.heritage.org/global-polit...
www.heritage.org/global-polit...
Popular Sovereignty: The U.S.-U.K. Special Relationship in the Age of Trump, Farage, and Brexit
www.heritage.org
January 28, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Watching Steve Bannon and the Heritage Foundation trying to take over the UK Reform Party and install a Charlie Kirk replica wasn’t on my card for today …
www.heritage.org/global-polit...
www.heritage.org/global-polit...
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They probably thought they were buying tickets for 2006's "Melanoma, My Love". Imagine their disappointment.
January 28, 2026 at 6:45 PM
They probably thought they were buying tickets for 2006's "Melanoma, My Love". Imagine their disappointment.
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My vague recollection is that this movie was some sort of "Sweetener" to get Trump off some organisation's back when he was shaking down the media/entertainment industry at the beginning of his term. Or have I misremembered that.
January 28, 2026 at 7:04 PM
My vague recollection is that this movie was some sort of "Sweetener" to get Trump off some organisation's back when he was shaking down the media/entertainment industry at the beginning of his term. Or have I misremembered that.
One of my fondest wishes for today was to get more likes than tickets sold in the UK for the Melania movie.
So thank you, thank you to all six of you that helped to grant me that wish.
So thank you, thank you to all six of you that helped to grant me that wish.
January 28, 2026 at 6:24 PM
One of my fondest wishes for today was to get more likes than tickets sold in the UK for the Melania movie.
So thank you, thank you to all six of you that helped to grant me that wish.
So thank you, thank you to all six of you that helped to grant me that wish.
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The 'way' they are 'protecting' him
even looks fake.
And they stop for, a photo?
(What the heck.)
even looks fake.
And they stop for, a photo?
(What the heck.)
January 28, 2026 at 5:09 PM
The 'way' they are 'protecting' him
even looks fake.
And they stop for, a photo?
(What the heck.)
even looks fake.
And they stop for, a photo?
(What the heck.)
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Yup.
I saw some footage of Tucker Carlson as a younger man.
And he seemed quite reasonable and intelligent.
Infotainment and billionaires owning the news will be the death of us.
I saw some footage of Tucker Carlson as a younger man.
And he seemed quite reasonable and intelligent.
Infotainment and billionaires owning the news will be the death of us.
January 28, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Yup.
I saw some footage of Tucker Carlson as a younger man.
And he seemed quite reasonable and intelligent.
Infotainment and billionaires owning the news will be the death of us.
I saw some footage of Tucker Carlson as a younger man.
And he seemed quite reasonable and intelligent.
Infotainment and billionaires owning the news will be the death of us.
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So he does support a felon, despot, fascist corrupt fraudulent AH also complicit in crimes against humanity by supporting & arming Israel! Sorry forgot! and 'possible' crimes against 'young ladies'!
January 28, 2026 at 5:51 PM
So he does support a felon, despot, fascist corrupt fraudulent AH also complicit in crimes against humanity by supporting & arming Israel! Sorry forgot! and 'possible' crimes against 'young ladies'!
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I'd stay on the ground floor and away from windows if I was her.....just in case.
January 28, 2026 at 6:10 PM
I'd stay on the ground floor and away from windows if I was her.....just in case.
"If you're throwing me under the bus, I'm taking you with me!"
Kristi Noem: "Everything I've done, I've done at the direction of the president and Stephen"
January 28, 2026 at 5:01 PM
"If you're throwing me under the bus, I'm taking you with me!"
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Remember when Trump said in October 2025 that he would use blue cities as training grounds and lied his ass off about this administration removing crime from streets of DC? (1)
#MinneapolisStrong
#trumplgruber
youtu.be/-m2n-gSFbtU?...
#MinneapolisStrong
#trumplgruber
youtu.be/-m2n-gSFbtU?...
WATCH: Trump suggests using U.S. cities as 'training grounds for our military'
YouTube video by PBS NewsHour
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January 28, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Remember when Trump said in October 2025 that he would use blue cities as training grounds and lied his ass off about this administration removing crime from streets of DC? (1)
#MinneapolisStrong
#trumplgruber
youtu.be/-m2n-gSFbtU?...
#MinneapolisStrong
#trumplgruber
youtu.be/-m2n-gSFbtU?...
Piers Morgan: “Nobody in Europe believes President Trump is a criminal. That is a woke hoax. Anyone calling him such is full of shit themselves.”
There speaks a man who is full of shit.
There speaks a man who is full of shit.
January 28, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Piers Morgan: “Nobody in Europe believes President Trump is a criminal. That is a woke hoax. Anyone calling him such is full of shit themselves.”
There speaks a man who is full of shit.
There speaks a man who is full of shit.
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I've never seen an ear grow back so quickly!
January 28, 2026 at 4:37 PM
I've never seen an ear grow back so quickly!
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Every. Accusation. Is. A. Confession.
January 28, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Every. Accusation. Is. A. Confession.
King Donald the Mad has accused Rep Ilhan Omar of "staging" her attack, when an unknown substance was thrown over her at a Minnesota Town Hall.
Where on earth did he get the idea that someone might stage an attack on themselves to whip up public support?
Where on earth did he get the idea that someone might stage an attack on themselves to whip up public support?
January 28, 2026 at 4:33 PM
King Donald the Mad has accused Rep Ilhan Omar of "staging" her attack, when an unknown substance was thrown over her at a Minnesota Town Hall.
Where on earth did he get the idea that someone might stage an attack on themselves to whip up public support?
Where on earth did he get the idea that someone might stage an attack on themselves to whip up public support?
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On Holocaust Remembrance Day, we remember the six million Jewish people murdered by the Nazis, as well as countless other victims.
We honor their lives by rejecting the evils of antisemitism, dehumanization, and authoritarian violence wherever they appear.
Never again means never again for anyone.
We honor their lives by rejecting the evils of antisemitism, dehumanization, and authoritarian violence wherever they appear.
Never again means never again for anyone.
January 28, 2026 at 2:47 AM
On Holocaust Remembrance Day, we remember the six million Jewish people murdered by the Nazis, as well as countless other victims.
We honor their lives by rejecting the evils of antisemitism, dehumanization, and authoritarian violence wherever they appear.
Never again means never again for anyone.
We honor their lives by rejecting the evils of antisemitism, dehumanization, and authoritarian violence wherever they appear.
Never again means never again for anyone.
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Just think about what would be happening in the US right now if Kamala had been elected.
January 28, 2026 at 7:43 AM
Just think about what would be happening in the US right now if Kamala had been elected.
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“I watched him die… then I watched them maneuver his body like a rag doll— only to discover it was because they wanted to count the bullet wounds and see how many they ‘got’, like he was a deer.”
January 28, 2026 at 5:46 AM
“I watched him die… then I watched them maneuver his body like a rag doll— only to discover it was because they wanted to count the bullet wounds and see how many they ‘got’, like he was a deer.”
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I’m ok. I’m a survivor so this small agitator isn’t going to intimidate me from doing my work.
I don’t let bullies win.
Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.
I don’t let bullies win.
Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.
January 28, 2026 at 2:26 AM
I’m ok. I’m a survivor so this small agitator isn’t going to intimidate me from doing my work.
I don’t let bullies win.
Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.
I don’t let bullies win.
Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.