Max B 💙 🔶 🇺🇦 🇬🇧 🇪🇺
@maxbrockbank.com
Happily-married dad & Santa lookalike. Cat lackey. ½ US, ½ UK, 💯% EU. Liberal & a Democrat (LibDem). Ex-Tabloid hack, now dabbles in SEO (See @BigInSEO.Bsky.social)
I do sarcasm. A lot.
I block MAGA + all other zealots + bots.
Don't be a dick!
I do sarcasm. A lot.
I block MAGA + all other zealots + bots.
Don't be a dick!
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I have 2 mobiles. I have had them both for many years.
I also use a mobile SIM card for my internet connection.
My hubby also has 2 mobiles.
So that’s 5 in just one household.
They don’t let the facts get in the way of their assumptions, do they?
I also use a mobile SIM card for my internet connection.
My hubby also has 2 mobiles.
So that’s 5 in just one household.
They don’t let the facts get in the way of their assumptions, do they?
January 27, 2026 at 4:40 PM
I have 2 mobiles. I have had them both for many years.
I also use a mobile SIM card for my internet connection.
My hubby also has 2 mobiles.
So that’s 5 in just one household.
They don’t let the facts get in the way of their assumptions, do they?
I also use a mobile SIM card for my internet connection.
My hubby also has 2 mobiles.
So that’s 5 in just one household.
They don’t let the facts get in the way of their assumptions, do they?
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"A .303 mind in a 45 calibre world" The West Wing.
January 27, 2026 at 6:16 PM
"A .303 mind in a 45 calibre world" The West Wing.
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The confidence in his statement of ignorance is amazing!
Even access intercoms have sim cards now.
Even access intercoms have sim cards now.
January 27, 2026 at 6:27 PM
The confidence in his statement of ignorance is amazing!
Even access intercoms have sim cards now.
Even access intercoms have sim cards now.
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I agree- I think this might well be why the ridiculous documentary film Melania is showing in so many cinema
I’m happy it is though because ticket sales for it are dismal & it makes Trumps wife look ridiculous
I’m all for embarrassing her
I’m happy it is though because ticket sales for it are dismal & it makes Trumps wife look ridiculous
I’m all for embarrassing her
I can only assume it has been crowbarred into a distribution bundle. “If you want to show X, Y and Z, then, sorry, buddy, you gotta screen this piece of shit too. Orders from the top”
January 27, 2026 at 11:27 AM
I agree- I think this might well be why the ridiculous documentary film Melania is showing in so many cinema
I’m happy it is though because ticket sales for it are dismal & it makes Trumps wife look ridiculous
I’m all for embarrassing her
I’m happy it is though because ticket sales for it are dismal & it makes Trumps wife look ridiculous
I’m all for embarrassing her
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Lowest of the Lowe clearly lives in a landline world.
He leaves out work phones, 2nd phones, burner phones, tablets, smart meters; hell, even my car has its own subscription.
Actively seeking make-believe bones to throw to Deform supporters when published data shows net migration heading for ZERO.
He leaves out work phones, 2nd phones, burner phones, tablets, smart meters; hell, even my car has its own subscription.
Actively seeking make-believe bones to throw to Deform supporters when published data shows net migration heading for ZERO.
January 27, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Lowest of the Lowe clearly lives in a landline world.
He leaves out work phones, 2nd phones, burner phones, tablets, smart meters; hell, even my car has its own subscription.
Actively seeking make-believe bones to throw to Deform supporters when published data shows net migration heading for ZERO.
He leaves out work phones, 2nd phones, burner phones, tablets, smart meters; hell, even my car has its own subscription.
Actively seeking make-believe bones to throw to Deform supporters when published data shows net migration heading for ZERO.
US Travel poll results from Simon Calder
8% "Budget Conscious"?
1% "Privileged but Principled"?
11% "Deform Voters"?
8% "Budget Conscious"?
1% "Privileged but Principled"?
11% "Deform Voters"?
January 27, 2026 at 3:31 PM
US Travel poll results from Simon Calder
8% "Budget Conscious"?
1% "Privileged but Principled"?
11% "Deform Voters"?
8% "Budget Conscious"?
1% "Privileged but Principled"?
11% "Deform Voters"?
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️
McGovern: Well, he said a lot of crazy shit today. I think it’s time to take the keys away from grandpa. He doesn’t seem like he’s all there.
January 27, 2026 at 9:52 AM
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️
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Trying hard not to have a pop at someone on my timeline who misreads the post...
a man is carrying a woman on his back in a room in a police station .
ALT: a man is carrying a woman on his back in a room in a police station .
media.tenor.com
January 27, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Trying hard not to have a pop at someone on my timeline who misreads the post...
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BREAKING:
Minnesota's chief federal judge has demanded the acting head of ICE personally appear in court Friday to explain what the judge described as repeated failures to comply with dozens of court orders amid its enforcement efforts in the state.
Minnesota's chief federal judge has demanded the acting head of ICE personally appear in court Friday to explain what the judge described as repeated failures to comply with dozens of court orders amid its enforcement efforts in the state.
January 27, 2026 at 1:36 PM
BREAKING:
Minnesota's chief federal judge has demanded the acting head of ICE personally appear in court Friday to explain what the judge described as repeated failures to comply with dozens of court orders amid its enforcement efforts in the state.
Minnesota's chief federal judge has demanded the acting head of ICE personally appear in court Friday to explain what the judge described as repeated failures to comply with dozens of court orders amid its enforcement efforts in the state.
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Former academic Matt Goodwin has been announced as the Reform candidate for the Gorton & Denton by-election. Some here will no doubt be aware of his, shall we say, overheated writings about the white working class.
January 27, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Former academic Matt Goodwin has been announced as the Reform candidate for the Gorton & Denton by-election. Some here will no doubt be aware of his, shall we say, overheated writings about the white working class.
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Shove it indeed
I would love to know what the conversation was that led to this about-turn tho
I would love to know what the conversation was that led to this about-turn tho
January 27, 2026 at 11:30 AM
Shove it indeed
I would love to know what the conversation was that led to this about-turn tho
I would love to know what the conversation was that led to this about-turn tho
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Replacing him with Tom Homan isn’t going to soothe the pain or situation.
January 27, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Replacing him with Tom Homan isn’t going to soothe the pain or situation.
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New YouGov poll gives Reform its lowest lead since last April.
RFM: 25% (+1)
LAB: 21% (+2)
CON: 17% (-1)
GRN: 16% (-1)
LDM: 14% (=)
Looks like hoovering up a series of deeply unpopular, disgraced former Conservative ministers isn't quite the massive vote winning strategy that was predicted
RFM: 25% (+1)
LAB: 21% (+2)
CON: 17% (-1)
GRN: 16% (-1)
LDM: 14% (=)
Looks like hoovering up a series of deeply unpopular, disgraced former Conservative ministers isn't quite the massive vote winning strategy that was predicted
January 27, 2026 at 10:37 AM
New YouGov poll gives Reform its lowest lead since last April.
RFM: 25% (+1)
LAB: 21% (+2)
CON: 17% (-1)
GRN: 16% (-1)
LDM: 14% (=)
Looks like hoovering up a series of deeply unpopular, disgraced former Conservative ministers isn't quite the massive vote winning strategy that was predicted
RFM: 25% (+1)
LAB: 21% (+2)
CON: 17% (-1)
GRN: 16% (-1)
LDM: 14% (=)
Looks like hoovering up a series of deeply unpopular, disgraced former Conservative ministers isn't quite the massive vote winning strategy that was predicted
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One Ticket sold at the UK Premier... LOL.
January 27, 2026 at 11:34 AM
One Ticket sold at the UK Premier... LOL.
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Farage's reform - nothing more than a bunch of tory con-artists!
#r4today #bbcbreakfast #GMB #politicslive #C4News #toriesgone571
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Farage's reform - nothing more than a bunch of tory con-artists!
#r4today #bbcbreakfast #GMB #politicslive #C4News #toriesgone571
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January 27, 2026 at 12:01 AM
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Farage's reform - nothing more than a bunch of tory con-artists!
#r4today #bbcbreakfast #GMB #politicslive #C4News #toriesgone571
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Farage's reform - nothing more than a bunch of tory con-artists!
#r4today #bbcbreakfast #GMB #politicslive #C4News #toriesgone571
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Speaking on GeeBeebies, Pritti Patel has described Deform UK as "national socialists", the English transliteration of Nazi.
So bets on her being the latest defector to Nige Fartrage's wet dream by the end of next week?
So bets on her being the latest defector to Nige Fartrage's wet dream by the end of next week?
January 27, 2026 at 12:09 PM
Speaking on GeeBeebies, Pritti Patel has described Deform UK as "national socialists", the English transliteration of Nazi.
So bets on her being the latest defector to Nige Fartrage's wet dream by the end of next week?
So bets on her being the latest defector to Nige Fartrage's wet dream by the end of next week?
Just had a pathetic phishing attempt by text, claiming to be my son who'd dropped is phone in the water and was giving me an alternative contact, no doubt with the aim of asking for money soon after.
My son's reply: "I'm not that careless with my phone."
My son's reply: "I'm not that careless with my phone."
January 27, 2026 at 10:55 AM
Just had a pathetic phishing attempt by text, claiming to be my son who'd dropped is phone in the water and was giving me an alternative contact, no doubt with the aim of asking for money soon after.
My son's reply: "I'm not that careless with my phone."
My son's reply: "I'm not that careless with my phone."
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There’s always a tweet 🤪🤪🤪
January 27, 2026 at 10:34 AM
There’s always a tweet 🤪🤪🤪
I wondered who'd be the first.
January 27, 2026 at 10:36 AM
I wondered who'd be the first.
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Needless to say that Renee Good and Alex Pretti will go down as heroes here in Minnesota and nationally, their names synonymous with sacrifice and caring for vulnerable neighbors even at the risk of your own life. And hopefully no more innocent lives are lost.
January 26, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Needless to say that Renee Good and Alex Pretti will go down as heroes here in Minnesota and nationally, their names synonymous with sacrifice and caring for vulnerable neighbors even at the risk of your own life. And hopefully no more innocent lives are lost.