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Phil
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Grumpy Fucker. Sometimes here, sometimes not. Wanna fight about it? #AVFC #ThinkBike
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Well, this place seems to be picking up at a supersonic rate, so best set my stall out early. I left Twitter because of morons and trolls. If you’re a dick to me (or anyone else), I’ll just block you. I really don’t give a flying fuck if you dislike me or my opinions. Just scroll past and move on.
I’ve figured out how she can do it. All that’s needed is for her to sell either her horse, her daughter’s pony, or their Land Rover Discovery, maybe even her (approximately) 10 year old’s Apple Watch.

Yes, I looked at her Insta.
That result is still being disputed
The whole fucking world is my guess. Netenyahu is a war criminal butcher, aiming to push Stalin, Mao and Hitler off the top of the rankings.
And then who after that?
Nice payout, I imagine.
Wow. That would have been a fun Sunday
I’ll delete my email draft asking them to fix it.
Have you ever considered giving up your career in banking and becoming a detective instead?
It’s an absolute joke. The app simultaneously thinks I am and am not a member.
Care to share which industry you’re working in now, so that we can dump shares accordingly? Jonah.
Number 2 in a series of hopefully not very many more.

Taken by CxJunior from the passenger seat tonight.
Dunno. I switched to TNT because Stan was 7 minutes behind at one point
Mac Allister is such a snide little rat
Wtf are you doing at a fairground when the football’s on? #shitfan
It’s a bit early to condemn his career so callously. Shame on you.
I’m going with tiger attack.
Wolves really are screwed. Other than the three points they’ll get off us at the end of November (obvs), I can’t see game they will win before Christmas.
Dear Guardian ‘journalist’,

Ask Santa to bring you a road atlas for Christmas. Hook is about 30 miles away from Esher, and as your own article should have made it clear, Surrey magistrates don’t deal with Hampshire offences.

Do better.
Honestly, it’s like shooting fish in a barrel.
How dare you mention a woman! Get back in your cave and watch your Bernard Manning VHS tapes.