Give Daddy the Knife, Cindy
@givedaddytheknife.bsky.social
Beloved Maltese children’s character. Like Mark Borchardt, but for sandwiches. Level II on the chart, #1 in your heart. My husband keeps getting banned, he only wants to post.
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I’m looking for an online group where I can talk with other fans of the soap opera Passions. Sincerely.
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The best thing about Threads is that it has introduced a new tranche of Internet users to the concept of “replies are public”
January 10, 2026 at 5:45 PM
The best thing about Threads is that it has introduced a new tranche of Internet users to the concept of “replies are public”
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the only people who believe that are fascists
i will never vote for pete buttigieg
i will never vote for pete buttigieg
@petebuttigieg.bsky.social: "We have an ICE agent who should have been trained not to be in front of a vehicle and never to shoot into a moving vehicle, and yet this happened on [Kristi Noem's] watch. The whole POINT of Homeland Security is to make this country more stable and safe."
January 9, 2026 at 11:18 AM
the only people who believe that are fascists
i will never vote for pete buttigieg
i will never vote for pete buttigieg
There are many times when my feelings seem “too big” to express verbally. It’s just the way my brain works, and I accept that. The best way I can express my feelings is to say that this administration and its apparatuses are straight up Godless in the fullest sense of the word.
January 8, 2026 at 10:28 AM
There are many times when my feelings seem “too big” to express verbally. It’s just the way my brain works, and I accept that. The best way I can express my feelings is to say that this administration and its apparatuses are straight up Godless in the fullest sense of the word.
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A 23 year old larping as a journalist made a misleading and inaccurate YouTube video that the administration full of chronically online shitposters used to justify the “largest immigration operation ever” and now someone is dead
January 7, 2026 at 6:58 PM
A 23 year old larping as a journalist made a misleading and inaccurate YouTube video that the administration full of chronically online shitposters used to justify the “largest immigration operation ever” and now someone is dead
This was my birthday gift from my husband. Oh no, I “get” middle-era Talking Heads, now. 🥲
January 7, 2026 at 7:53 PM
This was my birthday gift from my husband. Oh no, I “get” middle-era Talking Heads, now. 🥲
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Weird dorks who hate women, why can't they go out of style
January 5, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Weird dorks who hate women, why can't they go out of style
Actual photo of me shopping for a house within my budget:
January 6, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Actual photo of me shopping for a house within my budget:
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bae: come over
bolsonaro: i can't, im in the hospital
bae: i have additional medical treatments and surgical procedures at my house
bolsonaro:
bolsonaro: i can't, im in the hospital
bae: i have additional medical treatments and surgical procedures at my house
bolsonaro:
January 6, 2026 at 7:11 PM
bae: come over
bolsonaro: i can't, im in the hospital
bae: i have additional medical treatments and surgical procedures at my house
bolsonaro:
bolsonaro: i can't, im in the hospital
bae: i have additional medical treatments and surgical procedures at my house
bolsonaro:
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Manifesting a fat ass and a fatter bank account
January 6, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Manifesting a fat ass and a fatter bank account
Today is the 20th anniversary of me becoming too old for all my ex boyfriends.
January 6, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Today is the 20th anniversary of me becoming too old for all my ex boyfriends.
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Batman Returns bsky.app/profile/john...
What's the most tragically underrated Christmas movie of all time?
December 25, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Batman Returns bsky.app/profile/john...
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hmm i need to get to know more autistic women
I *know* I shouldn’t share the NYPost but I got served this BUTT PHRENOLOGY article
!!!!
And people should know that we have entered the era of BUTT PHRENOLOGY
!!!!
!!!!
And people should know that we have entered the era of BUTT PHRENOLOGY
!!!!
How a bigger-looking butt could be a sneaky sign of autism and ADHD
Your backside might reveal a thing or two about your brain.
nypost.com
December 27, 2025 at 11:53 PM
hmm i need to get to know more autistic women
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merry christmas to all the freaks and perverts of blue sky
December 25, 2025 at 4:08 PM
merry christmas to all the freaks and perverts of blue sky
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who up snatching they grub
December 23, 2025 at 2:59 PM
who up snatching they grub
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Dudes Rock
December 24, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Dudes Rock
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anyway here's jan hammer doing miami vice music because it's rad as hell
December 23, 2025 at 10:15 PM
anyway here's jan hammer doing miami vice music because it's rad as hell
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✨ Steal the Look: Resplendent Quetzal
🔴 Holiday party incoming, and the party doesn't start ‘til I fly in.
🎄 Happy Holidaying from the ABC team!
Learn more in our bird library:
bit.ly/44z4Yen
🔴 Holiday party incoming, and the party doesn't start ‘til I fly in.
🎄 Happy Holidaying from the ABC team!
Learn more in our bird library:
bit.ly/44z4Yen
December 23, 2025 at 8:27 PM
✨ Steal the Look: Resplendent Quetzal
🔴 Holiday party incoming, and the party doesn't start ‘til I fly in.
🎄 Happy Holidaying from the ABC team!
Learn more in our bird library:
bit.ly/44z4Yen
🔴 Holiday party incoming, and the party doesn't start ‘til I fly in.
🎄 Happy Holidaying from the ABC team!
Learn more in our bird library:
bit.ly/44z4Yen
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voted to repeal people’s healthcare and blew off the consequences. now the only thing you’ll be blowing is the grim reaper
December 23, 2025 at 7:15 PM
voted to repeal people’s healthcare and blew off the consequences. now the only thing you’ll be blowing is the grim reaper
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Dear Jared from the Subway commercials, Jeffrey Epstein here, writing to talk about our close friend President Donald J. Trump. Like you, he shares an insatiable prediliction for "eating fresh." (To be clear, that is a euphemism for pedophilia.) Hope all is well! P.S. Do you have Jimmy Savile's #?
December 23, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Dear Jared from the Subway commercials, Jeffrey Epstein here, writing to talk about our close friend President Donald J. Trump. Like you, he shares an insatiable prediliction for "eating fresh." (To be clear, that is a euphemism for pedophilia.) Hope all is well! P.S. Do you have Jimmy Savile's #?
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it's always 2 dumb bitches telling each other "exactlyyyy"
DOJ briefly uploaded this letter from Jeff Epstein to serial child molester Larry Nassar:
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
December 23, 2025 at 1:40 PM
it's always 2 dumb bitches telling each other "exactlyyyy"
How lovely! In the spirit of the holidays, someone has donated a children’s playhouse to the local park!
December 23, 2025 at 3:17 PM
How lovely! In the spirit of the holidays, someone has donated a children’s playhouse to the local park!
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if bari weiss had tried to do 9/11 there'd be three towers now
December 23, 2025 at 2:36 AM
if bari weiss had tried to do 9/11 there'd be three towers now