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Yeah so this next lego set I’m getting.. over 4,000 pieces
February 9, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Yeah so this next lego set I’m getting.. over 4,000 pieces
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a lot of people are bad at joy or like, having fun for a moment, i guess
February 9, 2026 at 9:47 PM
a lot of people are bad at joy or like, having fun for a moment, i guess
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You don't show up to your official NFL Photo Shoot looking like the nerdy-but-secretly-hot neighbor on a 90s teen sitcom if you aren't about to win Super Bowl MVP
Found my new favorite Super Bowl content
February 9, 2026 at 5:56 PM
You don't show up to your official NFL Photo Shoot looking like the nerdy-but-secretly-hot neighbor on a 90s teen sitcom if you aren't about to win Super Bowl MVP
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starting to feel like there's a direct relationship between the growing obsession with lifestyle hygeine (no drinking, no caffeine, no sex, obsessive working out and looksmaxxing) and the inability to meaningful moral stands on issues of actual import
Cafes across the U.S. are embracing the low- and no-caffeine lifestyle, with options that are a far cry from dusty tea bags and rewarmed decaf. nyti.ms/3XKlqoj
February 9, 2026 at 5:12 PM
starting to feel like there's a direct relationship between the growing obsession with lifestyle hygeine (no drinking, no caffeine, no sex, obsessive working out and looksmaxxing) and the inability to meaningful moral stands on issues of actual import
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our grand plan is to appeal to young men is to give them *checks notes* Kid Rock in 2026 so that they don't watch the libs *checks notes again, scratches head* celebrate being hot and dancing
February 9, 2026 at 4:26 PM
our grand plan is to appeal to young men is to give them *checks notes* Kid Rock in 2026 so that they don't watch the libs *checks notes again, scratches head* celebrate being hot and dancing
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inside you there are 53 seahawks
February 8, 2026 at 11:30 PM
inside you there are 53 seahawks
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We’re onto you, Ring
February 9, 2026 at 2:48 AM
We’re onto you, Ring
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These A.I. commercials have convinced me to finally become a sad loser
February 9, 2026 at 5:13 AM
These A.I. commercials have convinced me to finally become a sad loser
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no one on earth hates the Rams more than Ernest Jones
February 9, 2026 at 5:33 AM
no one on earth hates the Rams more than Ernest Jones
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King George, 1782:
Sorry, I'm not watching, but I just checked the score and need to ask if all of the Patriots died
February 9, 2026 at 3:10 AM
King George, 1782:
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Disturbingly detailed analysis of my first rewatch incoming
February 9, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Disturbingly detailed analysis of my first rewatch incoming
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This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities.
February 9, 2026 at 3:50 AM
This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities.
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It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."
February 9, 2026 at 3:15 AM
It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."
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hahahahahahahahahaha
February 9, 2026 at 4:04 AM
hahahahahahahahahaha
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This is the future Liberals want
February 9, 2026 at 4:40 AM
This is the future Liberals want
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gonna lib out in solidarity with my Marxist friends and participate in America’s favorite leftist pastime: watching the National Football League
I will be caring about football today and today only because I want my beloved home team to crush the evil cretins that loan out their private jet to ICE
February 8, 2026 at 9:51 PM
gonna lib out in solidarity with my Marxist friends and participate in America’s favorite leftist pastime: watching the National Football League
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dogs:
this jerkoff was tailgating me on the sidewalk man. no matter how i sped up he was right at my exact periphery. finally i whipped around to be like what is your damage asshole…turns out it was my shadow
February 6, 2026 at 2:46 AM
dogs:
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NFL offensive players: i just think we need to stop picking people from new mexico. i mean nobody any disrespect but football is an american sport.
NFL defensive players: carly rae jepsen is mother
NFL defensive players: carly rae jepsen is mother
February 2, 2026 at 8:24 PM
NFL offensive players: i just think we need to stop picking people from new mexico. i mean nobody any disrespect but football is an american sport.
NFL defensive players: carly rae jepsen is mother
NFL defensive players: carly rae jepsen is mother