Frank Lloyd Sprite
@franklloydsprite.bsky.social
Is homeostasis a joke to you?
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ME: honey baked is the cowards ham
ER DOCTOR: I asked if you know who the current president is. youve lost a LOT of blood
ER DOCTOR: I asked if you know who the current president is. youve lost a LOT of blood
June 27, 2025 at 11:47 PM
ME: honey baked is the cowards ham
ER DOCTOR: I asked if you know who the current president is. youve lost a LOT of blood
ER DOCTOR: I asked if you know who the current president is. youve lost a LOT of blood
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We need a scientific debate on the Joe Rogan podcast about whether roosters crowing causes the sun to rise because too many scientists know it to be true but are muzzled by Big Bird and scared about speaking up because it would jeopardize their careers.
April 1, 2025 at 12:18 PM
We need a scientific debate on the Joe Rogan podcast about whether roosters crowing causes the sun to rise because too many scientists know it to be true but are muzzled by Big Bird and scared about speaking up because it would jeopardize their careers.
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me: your feet smell minty
her: i was diagnosed with tic tac toe
her: i was diagnosed with tic tac toe
March 23, 2025 at 1:35 PM
me: your feet smell minty
her: i was diagnosed with tic tac toe
her: i was diagnosed with tic tac toe
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you hear Crouching Tiger and you're thinking, well that's gotta be the most fearsome and best camouflaged creature in this title,
January 15, 2025 at 7:55 AM
you hear Crouching Tiger and you're thinking, well that's gotta be the most fearsome and best camouflaged creature in this title,
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outside the water consumption problem, i think we've culturally tilted too far into almonds. almonds are ultimately a bench warmer nut
January 13, 2025 at 4:19 PM
outside the water consumption problem, i think we've culturally tilted too far into almonds. almonds are ultimately a bench warmer nut
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[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.
January 13, 2025 at 1:15 AM
[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.
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Soup? You mean hot cracker sauce?
January 6, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Soup? You mean hot cracker sauce?
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watched 28 days later last night for the first time in like 15 years. such a good movie, and cillian murphy is so good in it. every scene you can just tell he's thinking of building that bomb
January 5, 2025 at 3:52 PM
watched 28 days later last night for the first time in like 15 years. such a good movie, and cillian murphy is so good in it. every scene you can just tell he's thinking of building that bomb
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I’m assuming that after you pump up the jam it must be refrigerated.
December 28, 2024 at 12:48 AM
I’m assuming that after you pump up the jam it must be refrigerated.
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Perhaps next time it can be nosHERatu 🙄
December 26, 2024 at 10:30 PM
Perhaps next time it can be nosHERatu 🙄
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I submitted a FOIA request for every submission for the Illinois state flag competition. Today, I got the files. You have no idea what they're keeping from us.
December 24, 2024 at 1:20 AM
I submitted a FOIA request for every submission for the Illinois state flag competition. Today, I got the files. You have no idea what they're keeping from us.
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Eggs are only expensive if you buy them prefabricated. I been buying a big crate of the shells for like ten bucks then filling them with my own wet at home
December 19, 2024 at 5:16 PM
Eggs are only expensive if you buy them prefabricated. I been buying a big crate of the shells for like ten bucks then filling them with my own wet at home
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Muppets remake of Saving Private Ryan and whenever there's gore it's just ribbons and yarn spilling out with an occasional human hand glimpsed underneath
December 18, 2024 at 6:51 PM
Muppets remake of Saving Private Ryan and whenever there's gore it's just ribbons and yarn spilling out with an occasional human hand glimpsed underneath
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Doing some research into folding proteins (making an omelette)
December 9, 2024 at 3:04 AM
Doing some research into folding proteins (making an omelette)
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Massive away win for the little fella.
December 2, 2024 at 1:38 PM
Massive away win for the little fella.
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They should make nicotine patches that suck the nicotine out of your system so every cigarette feels like the first cigarette of your life
November 30, 2024 at 3:46 PM
They should make nicotine patches that suck the nicotine out of your system so every cigarette feels like the first cigarette of your life
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wife: honey, ronnie's wife texted me that at the bachelor party you scooped out all your insides and replaced them with clockwork parts to become the clockwork boy?
(deafening ratcheting and clanking noises as my legs turn 180 degrees from my torso)
me: ronnie's wife is a liar
(deafening ratcheting and clanking noises as my legs turn 180 degrees from my torso)
me: ronnie's wife is a liar
November 29, 2024 at 10:49 PM
wife: honey, ronnie's wife texted me that at the bachelor party you scooped out all your insides and replaced them with clockwork parts to become the clockwork boy?
(deafening ratcheting and clanking noises as my legs turn 180 degrees from my torso)
me: ronnie's wife is a liar
(deafening ratcheting and clanking noises as my legs turn 180 degrees from my torso)
me: ronnie's wife is a liar
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dentist: you’re not scheduled for a cleaning what can we do for you today
patient: my teeth have greatly angered me please remove them
patient: my teeth have greatly angered me please remove them
November 27, 2024 at 3:34 AM
dentist: you’re not scheduled for a cleaning what can we do for you today
patient: my teeth have greatly angered me please remove them
patient: my teeth have greatly angered me please remove them
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eating a soup that is most peculiar; beans and gin
November 26, 2024 at 3:46 AM
eating a soup that is most peculiar; beans and gin