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𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕 𓅇
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Soon May The Weatherman Come, if you see weird posts from me it’s because I was temporarily pretending to be evil on 04.01.2025…but I made it luuh sexxy
Pinned
doing a line of microplastics and jumping into a bog
Going through a lot at the moment, but the forecast I made up says things will be alright, if not better. Hopefully I’ll be back to nonsense spoutin’ soon. Bumpy roads, take me home.
April 8, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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Local hunter embarrassed to learn deer antlers fall off naturally and there was no need to kill in order to secure such trophies.
April 6, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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sharp as attack
April 6, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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This fish is fully self-actualized and yet they call it a flounder.
April 2, 2025 at 11:23 PM
oh wow, a six-digit code, right on my phone! I will share this with anyone
April 3, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Choose Your Broth

[Start Broth Wizard] | [I Know What I Want]
April 2, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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The greatest trick the April Fool ever pulled was making us believe the lies and pranks would stop after today.
April 1, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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Making my emotional return to sitting down in a chair after a minutes-long hiatus.
April 2, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Reslaxing right now, which is, of course, a portmanteau of Restin’ and relaxing. Cheers
April 2, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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“Con Air” but John Malkovich is a powerful mage emboldened by a strange stone he keeps in his stomach
March 28, 2025 at 7:15 PM
friends…it was all a ruse. I’m not evil, it was all a big jest, to appease the dark god, The Fool of April. I made all of it up, as a gag 😔

much love and peace to you all, especially those I wronged through my evil posts…
April 2, 2025 at 1:48 AM
a great filibuster would be to pokerap all 1025 pocket monster names after saying:

"we are here to discuss the pressing matter at hand.
Let me be abundantly clear;
we are NOT here to discuss Pokémon, not…

(fellow party member begins beatboxing)

bulbasaur, ivysaur..venu-“
April 1, 2025 at 11:50 PM
wow! great day for evil ba, momentous!

Senator Rick Scott just called me to congratulate me on how many creatures I slaughtered in the gulf of america using only helicopters that drop poisoned pellets! and for my Library Coup
April 1, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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Haha gotcha! I would say that hypothetically
April 1, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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love a good book! burning!!
April 1, 2025 at 7:58 PM
my boys, ‘Truck Gang’, just put spiked wheels on our three-ton smoghogs. time to ride! first stop…a nursery of rare saplings 🤩
April 1, 2025 at 10:39 PM
success! fwahahah!

BHaRFF, my AI music model that only pulls from Bandcamp is up and running!

the henchcrew tells me it is even better than Taykr, my AI model that only pulled from Etsy
April 1, 2025 at 10:31 PM
you know I keep that evil thang on me (special car-keying key that looks like red white and blue punisher skull)
April 1, 2025 at 10:00 PM
AI Art is the only true art!!!1
April 1, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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To me they’re just Town
April 1, 2025 at 8:25 PM
unwashing my hands and licking my lips maniacally before joining your blunt rotation... hope you like 'revolving door' by crazytown bc that's what I'm blasting out of my samsung galaxy s4 full blast on repeat
April 1, 2025 at 8:23 PM
just punted a box turtle into a wood chipper... twice
April 1, 2025 at 8:22 PM
oouuuugh! My damn cyber truck broke down from hitting too many animals, gummed up the wheels! this…will only stoke my ire, and raise my Evil Points
April 1, 2025 at 8:10 PM
the only thing that is “good” is being quite evil…
April 1, 2025 at 8:08 PM
the forces of good cannot harm me! I am burning styrofoam to pass the time rn
April 1, 2025 at 8:05 PM