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2/3 of Winter Olympic sports sound like something i made up after four glasses of wine
February 15, 2026 at 1:44 AM
2/3 of Winter Olympic sports sound like something i made up after four glasses of wine
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having your city noticed by the president is now a natural disaster on par with a hurricane or major flood
February 11, 2026 at 2:12 PM
having your city noticed by the president is now a natural disaster on par with a hurricane or major flood
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The "conman spotting a mark" photo puts the credulousness of the headline on notice.
Elon Musk told employees at xAI, his artificial intelligence company, on Tuesday that the company needed a factory on the moon to build A.I. satellites and a massive catapult to launch them into space.
Elon Musk Wants to Build an A.I. Satellite Factory on the Moon
In a meeting with employees at his company xAI, Mr. Musk revealed a vision for a facility that includes a giant catapult to launch his satellites into space.
nyti.ms
February 11, 2026 at 3:04 PM
The "conman spotting a mark" photo puts the credulousness of the headline on notice.
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The guy who owns Amazon shutting down the books section of the Washington Post is beyond parody
WaPo also closing Books section and downsizing International and Metro sections
February 4, 2026 at 2:05 PM
The guy who owns Amazon shutting down the books section of the Washington Post is beyond parody
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💔 Catherine O’Hara didn’t just play iconic characters; she reverse-engineered human behavior and rebuilt it funnier.
January 31, 2026 at 6:20 PM
💔 Catherine O’Hara didn’t just play iconic characters; she reverse-engineered human behavior and rebuilt it funnier.
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When anyone from SCTV dies it’s like 30 people have died. Every character they created was as alive as anyone else you’ve ever met.
January 31, 2026 at 5:58 PM
When anyone from SCTV dies it’s like 30 people have died. Every character they created was as alive as anyone else you’ve ever met.
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Qanon metastasized over liberals exchanging messages like "I'm hungry, what toppings should we get on the pizza?" & deactivated because it turns out the real conspiracy was conservative emails reading "hey Jeff, what's a good time for me to visit your pedophile island so we can molest kids?"
February 1, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Qanon metastasized over liberals exchanging messages like "I'm hungry, what toppings should we get on the pizza?" & deactivated because it turns out the real conspiracy was conservative emails reading "hey Jeff, what's a good time for me to visit your pedophile island so we can molest kids?"
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This is what people on Fox are like. People watch Fox because they like this.
Jesse Watters highlights that Renee Nicole Good, the woman killed by ICE, had "pronouns in her bio" and "leaves behind a lesbian partner and a child from a previous marriage"
January 8, 2026 at 4:30 AM
This is what people on Fox are like. People watch Fox because they like this.
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We cannot be more clear. Leave us the fuck alone.
January 8, 2026 at 1:19 AM
We cannot be more clear. Leave us the fuck alone.
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This guy was just fired at CBS News.
He has long standing experience in broadcast journalism so clearly, he had to go.
He has long standing experience in broadcast journalism so clearly, he had to go.
January 8, 2026 at 7:05 AM
This guy was just fired at CBS News.
He has long standing experience in broadcast journalism so clearly, he had to go.
He has long standing experience in broadcast journalism so clearly, he had to go.
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Why is it always guys who look like Mayberry's dentist that talk like Rambo?
Ogles: "It's important that we have a stake in Greenland, that they are quite frankly a protectorate of the US. They've been in relationship with Denmark - that needs to end. We've spilled more blood protecting Greenland than the Danes... we are the dominant predator force in the Western Hemisphere"
January 7, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Why is it always guys who look like Mayberry's dentist that talk like Rambo?
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Of all the countries the US invaded over these 250 years, the one they treated the nicest by far was Nazi Germany 🤔
January 6, 2026 at 8:42 AM
Of all the countries the US invaded over these 250 years, the one they treated the nicest by far was Nazi Germany 🤔
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I interviewed Rob Reiner as one of the bonuses for the @criterion.bsky.social BluRay of SPINAL TAP. We talked for an hour about the movie and his career and then they shut off the cameras and we talked about movies for another hour. A delightful, unhurried genius.
December 15, 2025 at 5:51 AM
I interviewed Rob Reiner as one of the bonuses for the @criterion.bsky.social BluRay of SPINAL TAP. We talked for an hour about the movie and his career and then they shut off the cameras and we talked about movies for another hour. A delightful, unhurried genius.
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A humbling tribute.
December 16, 2025 at 9:03 PM
A humbling tribute.
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Thinking about the totally relatable John Hughes film SOME KIND OF WONDERFUL, in which a teenage boy has to choose between
a) The Hottest Girl On The Planet and
b) The Equally Hottest Girl On The Planet.
a) The Hottest Girl On The Planet and
b) The Equally Hottest Girl On The Planet.
January 2, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Thinking about the totally relatable John Hughes film SOME KIND OF WONDERFUL, in which a teenage boy has to choose between
a) The Hottest Girl On The Planet and
b) The Equally Hottest Girl On The Planet.
a) The Hottest Girl On The Planet and
b) The Equally Hottest Girl On The Planet.
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Remember how appalled we all were in 2022 when Russia completely unprovoked attacked Ukraine? That is what we’re doing tonight with Venezuela. We are the bad guys here. Everyone who supports this is supporting unprovoked murder. Fuck every last one of them
January 3, 2026 at 6:49 AM
Remember how appalled we all were in 2022 when Russia completely unprovoked attacked Ukraine? That is what we’re doing tonight with Venezuela. We are the bad guys here. Everyone who supports this is supporting unprovoked murder. Fuck every last one of them
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Bari Weiss’ rebrand of CBS News as “Fox News but way less successful!” is coming along apace.
Incredible. CBS Evening News announces five new “simple values” — instead of their “38-page handbook” — as they roll out Tony Dokoupil is lead anchor.
One of those values is simply: “We love America and make no apologies for saying so.”
One of those values is simply: “We love America and make no apologies for saying so.”
January 2, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Bari Weiss’ rebrand of CBS News as “Fox News but way less successful!” is coming along apace.
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probably because they're trying to figure out what makes him so smart. that's how science works
Next time Trump brags about his superior ability to recognize a giraffe at a press conference someone should ask him why is he taking so many cognitive tests so often.
January 2, 2026 at 3:00 PM
probably because they're trying to figure out what makes him so smart. that's how science works
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Whether it’s Barack Obama being the editor of Harvard Law Review or Donald Trump narrowly passing a cognitive test used to detect dementia, there’s plenty of serious intellectual accomplishments on both sides of the aisle.
January 2, 2026 at 1:03 PM
Whether it’s Barack Obama being the editor of Harvard Law Review or Donald Trump narrowly passing a cognitive test used to detect dementia, there’s plenty of serious intellectual accomplishments on both sides of the aisle.
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By a show of jazz hands, how many of you are fabulous?
December 20, 2025 at 4:41 PM
By a show of jazz hands, how many of you are fabulous?
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I’m thinking tonight about the billions of dollars spend on Congressional elections, and what little return Americans outside of the donor class get for that money. A functioning legislative branch would be useful right now.
December 17, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I’m thinking tonight about the billions of dollars spend on Congressional elections, and what little return Americans outside of the donor class get for that money. A functioning legislative branch would be useful right now.
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I’m a single issue voter and my issue is that those busses that bend in the middle should make accordion noises
December 11, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I’m a single issue voter and my issue is that those busses that bend in the middle should make accordion noises