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Charles Wesley Hames

Nicene Beard Robot - Ars Delenda Est
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my favorite thing about a texas freeze is the very serious advice from the news and government on how to use a whataburger cup to insulate your outdoor spigots.

it is always a whataburger cup.
January 22, 2026 at 7:02 PM
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The best precedents are the antebellum Fugitive Slave Act and the Rendition of Anthony Burns, both for the actual actions as well as the widespread civil resistance to federal authority

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Massachusetts Historical Society: Object of the Month
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January 23, 2026 at 4:00 AM
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still the case…
January 23, 2026 at 3:19 AM
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My primary issue with conservatism in a paragraph
January 23, 2026 at 2:27 AM
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Not exaggerating when I say that the collective action in Minnesota will be studied for generations if not centuries to come
January 23, 2026 at 12:03 AM
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January 22, 2026 at 11:49 PM
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inescapable conclusion is we have no laws, just cops
January 22, 2026 at 2:22 PM
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I just thought everyone should see this
January 22, 2026 at 11:02 PM
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Okay, we love the solidarity and all, but

This sentence is the most Texan thing I have ever heard in my life
January 22, 2026 at 6:23 PM
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They rolled the dice on immediate fascist counter revolution, rather than continue to build it slowly and steadily. They could've had the whole world. Instead they're destituting the US Empire in order to make tough looking fan cams
January 22, 2026 at 12:13 PM
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OGE letting me know that I shouldnt count on them for my heat
January 21, 2026 at 4:41 PM
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if we abolish the gestapo who will do the important work of the gestapo
January 22, 2026 at 2:27 AM
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My take on the Jan 23 action in Minneapolis is that I don’t really care whether it’s a “true” general strike (we could argue about that all day).

What DOES matter is that it’s a bold and necessary escalation, and local labor leaders are publicly encouraging workers to join in anti-ICE resistance
January 21, 2026 at 11:51 PM
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'Why aren't they in the streets' is answered almost every day in my small town by people in the streets! Rather than asking 'why aren't they in the streets' it's worth asking 'why isn't your media showing them in the streets' and 'who is served by downplaying resistane in its myriad forms.'
The idea that there are no protests in the US and no one is standing up to Trump is proving incredibly hard to kill over here in Germany. It’s become dogma, utterly detached from empirical reality.

I wonder if the people who keep talking like that understand they’re perpetuating regime propaganda.
January 21, 2026 at 3:48 PM
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centuries ago, the bone thugs lived n harmony
January 21, 2026 at 7:09 PM
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i'm the one good american. everyone here sucks except for me
January 21, 2026 at 7:46 PM
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I don’t know, I just think “now that you’re suffering, I don’t like you, and now that you’re already on the ground, I want to kick you” is the ugliest part of human nature and the work of a life has to include recognizing and trying to destroy that impulse within oneself and broadly in one’s world
January 21, 2026 at 5:44 PM
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Better batten down the hatches. Ted Cruz is getting on a plane to Laguna Beach in winter.
January 21, 2026 at 6:15 AM
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January 21, 2026 at 5:49 PM
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fwiw i too would kill tristan instantly
January 21, 2026 at 6:14 PM
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I would like to spend more time waking up to people I love and care about instead of waking up and spending as much time possible avoiding learning about whatever the newest absolutely insane thing has happened is.
January 21, 2026 at 4:40 PM
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i know it stings to come up with a plan for "twitter but for credulous tech troglodytes" only to have the great lord of the tech troglodytes buy the actual twitter and eat your entire lunch and the table it was on while the old and gay rats beneath flee to your half-finished table. but it's funny
personally i don't care what people talk about on here as long as it continues to be stuff that clearly pisses off the staff because they can't make money off it
January 21, 2026 at 3:38 PM
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I'm not a young man. I've been watching the weather for 50+ years. This may be the most significant winter storm I've seen.
January 20, 2026 at 9:49 PM
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millions of texans seeing this and going, yeah, i should probably run to heb and stock up on some stuff
Ted Cruz starts seeing his breath outside and immediately gets the fuck outta Texas.
January 21, 2026 at 6:28 AM
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It’s always important to go and talk to your listeners
January 21, 2026 at 7:30 AM