courtney
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36. angels. giants. ducks. stars. union goon.
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i have a little pewter ganesha, the remover of obstacles, on my desk, and my cat keeps biting his fucking head. wondering if this is why ive had so many Obstacles lately
December 8, 2025 at 6:48 PM
i have a little pewter ganesha, the remover of obstacles, on my desk, and my cat keeps biting his fucking head. wondering if this is why ive had so many Obstacles lately
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More than that, his crew threatened to open fire on the murderers. He rescued civilians, returned to base to refuel, flew back, and rescued more civilians. Then he denounced the crimes to his HQ.
For all this he received death-threats throughout his life.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hugh_Th....
For all this he received death-threats throughout his life.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hugh_Th....
December 8, 2025 at 12:44 PM
More than that, his crew threatened to open fire on the murderers. He rescued civilians, returned to base to refuel, flew back, and rescued more civilians. Then he denounced the crimes to his HQ.
For all this he received death-threats throughout his life.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hugh_Th....
For all this he received death-threats throughout his life.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hugh_Th....
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Thinking about this wolf shirt kid in high school who would always read fantasy books on the bus. One day someone asked him why he read so much instead of making friends, and without looking up said “when the mind slows, the blade follows”
December 7, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Thinking about this wolf shirt kid in high school who would always read fantasy books on the bus. One day someone asked him why he read so much instead of making friends, and without looking up said “when the mind slows, the blade follows”
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Can't remember if it was this bad before COVID but I'm seeing an alarming spreading of what I'll call Airport Behavior to other public places. Obliviousness to other people's existence, ineptitude at navigating the environment. "Is this your first time at the grocery store" type stuff
December 7, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Can't remember if it was this bad before COVID but I'm seeing an alarming spreading of what I'll call Airport Behavior to other public places. Obliviousness to other people's existence, ineptitude at navigating the environment. "Is this your first time at the grocery store" type stuff
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it's hard to put together a coherent professional sports league based around serial killer nicknames. mainly because it seeds way too many franchises in Ohio
December 7, 2025 at 6:49 PM
it's hard to put together a coherent professional sports league based around serial killer nicknames. mainly because it seeds way too many franchises in Ohio
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And there is the “grooming a minor who later died by suicide “ thing
Roger Clemens has a reasonable claim as the greatest pitcher of all time. Alas, his legacy is clouded by suspicions that he used PEDs.
@jayjaffe.bsky.social digs The Rocket’s career and explains why this might be his last chance to get into Cooperstown:
@jayjaffe.bsky.social digs The Rocket’s career and explains why this might be his last chance to get into Cooperstown:
2026 Contemporary Baseball Era Committee Candidate: Roger Clemens
As with Barry Bonds, the Rocket’s stratospheric statistics and achievements have been overshadowed by his links to PEDs.
blogs.fangraphs.com
December 7, 2025 at 7:08 PM
And there is the “grooming a minor who later died by suicide “ thing
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huge week for soup making in portland
A massive Pacific storm called an atmospheric river will sweep off the ocean into the Pacific Northwest starting Monday, bringing heavy rain and a week of floods, swollen rivers and even heavy snow across the region
Atmospheric River Set to Flood Pacific Northwest Through Friday
A massive Pacific storm called an atmospheric river will sweep off the ocean into the Pacific Northwest starting Monday, bringing heavy rain and a week of floods, swollen rivers and even heavy snow across the region, including Seattle and Portland.
bloom.bg
December 7, 2025 at 7:15 PM
huge week for soup making in portland
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I am coming home to you, with my own blood in my mouth! And I am coming home to you if it’s the last thing that I do!
December 7, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I am coming home to you, with my own blood in my mouth! And I am coming home to you if it’s the last thing that I do!
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of course the Gay Baseball Podcast was gonna talk about the Gay Hockey Show. It would be malpractice not to.
December 7, 2025 at 6:07 PM
of course the Gay Baseball Podcast was gonna talk about the Gay Hockey Show. It would be malpractice not to.
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You should be able to get rich being silly online instead of being evil online, that would solve a lot of problems
December 7, 2025 at 3:21 PM
You should be able to get rich being silly online instead of being evil online, that would solve a lot of problems
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Nah but who the fuck is Gavin Newsom to tell me what is normal? He be fully chubbed up in tight ass wranglers tearing down homeless encampments with his bare hands
December 7, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Nah but who the fuck is Gavin Newsom to tell me what is normal? He be fully chubbed up in tight ass wranglers tearing down homeless encampments with his bare hands
cats really are a liquid
December 7, 2025 at 2:40 AM
cats really are a liquid
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maybe given the current political situation, finding things about which to say “the president has a point” is not only not a good look but actively bad and fucked up? Maybe maybe resist the impulse to say “well I agree with this chump” and find something else to talk about instead?
December 6, 2025 at 3:13 PM
maybe given the current political situation, finding things about which to say “the president has a point” is not only not a good look but actively bad and fucked up? Maybe maybe resist the impulse to say “well I agree with this chump” and find something else to talk about instead?
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Hunger hurts, and I want him so bad, oh, it kills! Because I know I'm a mess he don't wanna clean up.
December 6, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Hunger hurts, and I want him so bad, oh, it kills! Because I know I'm a mess he don't wanna clean up.
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160 years ago, the 13th Amendment was ratified, ending slavery. But that amendment came with a sinister loophole: a Slavery Clause that allowed for slavery “as punishment for crime.”
We need to pass @repnikema.bsky.social’s and my Abolition Amendment to #EndTheException once and for all!
We need to pass @repnikema.bsky.social’s and my Abolition Amendment to #EndTheException once and for all!
December 6, 2025 at 10:07 PM
160 years ago, the 13th Amendment was ratified, ending slavery. But that amendment came with a sinister loophole: a Slavery Clause that allowed for slavery “as punishment for crime.”
We need to pass @repnikema.bsky.social’s and my Abolition Amendment to #EndTheException once and for all!
We need to pass @repnikema.bsky.social’s and my Abolition Amendment to #EndTheException once and for all!
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In these trying times, I don't know much. But I do know this: when pizza's on a bagel, you can have pizza any time.
December 5, 2025 at 6:05 PM
In these trying times, I don't know much. But I do know this: when pizza's on a bagel, you can have pizza any time.
it is goddamn December, I need the mosquitos to move along already. Lizzie just had to smack me cuz there was one trying to bite my forehead
December 6, 2025 at 6:26 PM
it is goddamn December, I need the mosquitos to move along already. Lizzie just had to smack me cuz there was one trying to bite my forehead
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Jon Hamm pitching, “She greets him at the door, and says ‘I could kiss that mug’ then the father turns to the camera and smiles, whispering, “Daddy’s home.”
December 4, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Jon Hamm pitching, “She greets him at the door, and says ‘I could kiss that mug’ then the father turns to the camera and smiles, whispering, “Daddy’s home.”
I have one of Dan Haren's high socks because I was twitter mutuals with some Angels clubbies who got me his autograph and they thought it would be funny to deliver it to my thirsty ass in a high sock
What is the most "obscure" piece of sports memorabilia that you own? Why do you have it?
December 4, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I have one of Dan Haren's high socks because I was twitter mutuals with some Angels clubbies who got me his autograph and they thought it would be funny to deliver it to my thirsty ass in a high sock
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Love the confidence of being like call me Boobie Feaster
December 4, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Love the confidence of being like call me Boobie Feaster
I broke my fuckin peeler and just had to peel potatoes with a paring knife like somebody's grandmother from the old country
December 4, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I broke my fuckin peeler and just had to peel potatoes with a paring knife like somebody's grandmother from the old country
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Today in Schism:
Robert Griffin III claims the committee is “persecuting Christians” by ranking Notre Dame ahead of BYU
Robert Griffin III claims the committee is “persecuting Christians” by ranking Notre Dame ahead of BYU
December 3, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Today in Schism:
Robert Griffin III claims the committee is “persecuting Christians” by ranking Notre Dame ahead of BYU
Robert Griffin III claims the committee is “persecuting Christians” by ranking Notre Dame ahead of BYU
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a load-bearing component of “the magic of Christmas” is the invisible domestic labor of moms
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
December 3, 2025 at 6:35 PM
a load-bearing component of “the magic of Christmas” is the invisible domestic labor of moms
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
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To hear you speak about the things that excite you is a privilege I will not willingly cede.
You don’t think it’s rude that I just go on about things?
Oh, of course. It’s terribly bad manners. But that has never stopped me loving you for it. And I do love you, by the way.
You don’t think it’s rude that I just go on about things?
Oh, of course. It’s terribly bad manners. But that has never stopped me loving you for it. And I do love you, by the way.
December 3, 2025 at 7:11 PM
To hear you speak about the things that excite you is a privilege I will not willingly cede.
You don’t think it’s rude that I just go on about things?
Oh, of course. It’s terribly bad manners. But that has never stopped me loving you for it. And I do love you, by the way.
You don’t think it’s rude that I just go on about things?
Oh, of course. It’s terribly bad manners. But that has never stopped me loving you for it. And I do love you, by the way.