Kevin L
@eusoukevin.bsky.social
“Eu sou Kevin” is Portuguese for “I am Kevin.” 53, nerdy, he/him.
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BREAKING: Explosions felt across New York City as full socialism begins
January 1, 2026 at 5:10 AM
BREAKING: Explosions felt across New York City as full socialism begins
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d&d releases lately are a bit like the world is threatened by Balthamor, an undead wizard who is not defined by his career choices, you need to kill him because he wants to birth the Necrobaby, but please be aware his politics are a product of his circumstances, his circumstances are that he is evil
December 30, 2025 at 11:33 PM
d&d releases lately are a bit like the world is threatened by Balthamor, an undead wizard who is not defined by his career choices, you need to kill him because he wants to birth the Necrobaby, but please be aware his politics are a product of his circumstances, his circumstances are that he is evil
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Hey sorry I’m late I was (drumming on my dog’s tummy and improvising songs about which of her parts are cutest and therefore would be worth the most on the black market if I were to sell them and lost track of time) in traffic
December 29, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Hey sorry I’m late I was (drumming on my dog’s tummy and improvising songs about which of her parts are cutest and therefore would be worth the most on the black market if I were to sell them and lost track of time) in traffic
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New Year's resolution: Gonna mix it up, try something new, stunt on the skyline a little
less dipshit, more cumclown
less dipshit, more cumclown
December 28, 2025 at 6:03 AM
New Year's resolution: Gonna mix it up, try something new, stunt on the skyline a little
less dipshit, more cumclown
less dipshit, more cumclown
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soon may the wellerman come
your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
so much to do, so much to see
to bring us sugar and rum and tea
we'll take our leave and go
you'll never shine if you don't glow
your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
so much to do, so much to see
to bring us sugar and rum and tea
we'll take our leave and go
you'll never shine if you don't glow
November 11, 2025 at 3:19 PM
soon may the wellerman come
your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
so much to do, so much to see
to bring us sugar and rum and tea
we'll take our leave and go
you'll never shine if you don't glow
your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
so much to do, so much to see
to bring us sugar and rum and tea
we'll take our leave and go
you'll never shine if you don't glow
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A Brief History of Men are Becoming Less Manly
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October 7, 2025 at 9:49 PM
A Brief History of Men are Becoming Less Manly
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Somewhere along the way, I took a lurch into the weeds of fringe beliefs. I selectively reject science, and then liken the pushback I get for this to the persecution of Jews in Nazi Germany. I actually say this, in writing, on a widely read forum, without a trace of shame or irony.
Hello, We Used to Know Each Other and Now I’m a Toxic Presence on Your Social Media Feeds
Hello, I’m someone you used to know. Pretty well, in fact. We had some good conversations. We saw eye to eye on all the important things. We laughe...
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October 1, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Somewhere along the way, I took a lurch into the weeds of fringe beliefs. I selectively reject science, and then liken the pushback I get for this to the persecution of Jews in Nazi Germany. I actually say this, in writing, on a widely read forum, without a trace of shame or irony.
I like Wanderhome so much, I pitched in a little for the author’s bottom surgery. Maybe you want to too? (Also check out her games.)
hi i'm getting a kickass set of new genitals installed in 2 weeks from now !! isn't that fucking cool ?
i could use a little bit of help with medical bills + housing expenses during recovery and so i've set up a little gofundme!
gofund.me/394dc2e93
i could use a little bit of help with medical bills + housing expenses during recovery and so i've set up a little gofundme!
gofund.me/394dc2e93
Donate to Support Jay Dragon's sicknasty bottom surgery, organized by Jay Dragon
Hi I'm Jay Dragon, a queer disabled game designer best known for her work on … Jay Dragon needs your support for Support Jay Dragon's sicknasty bottom surgery
gofund.me
September 30, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I like Wanderhome so much, I pitched in a little for the author’s bottom surgery. Maybe you want to too? (Also check out her games.)
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Okay, instructions: For each subchart, roll 1d6. Then, roll once on each chart with a d66 (1d6 for the tens place, 1d6 for the ones place) to get your bonus nonsense
PLEASE post your results. bonus if you come up with the associated light novel title
PLEASE post your results. bonus if you come up with the associated light novel title
September 29, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Okay, instructions: For each subchart, roll 1d6. Then, roll once on each chart with a d66 (1d6 for the tens place, 1d6 for the ones place) to get your bonus nonsense
PLEASE post your results. bonus if you come up with the associated light novel title
PLEASE post your results. bonus if you come up with the associated light novel title
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damn dude that sucks for you unfortunately this is fucking hilarious
July 20, 2025 at 8:46 PM
damn dude that sucks for you unfortunately this is fucking hilarious
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But that illusion has found an audience that doesn't merely want to be tricked, they have seen a magician pull a rabbit out of a hat and are now dedicating their lives to speculating on the complex ecology that must exist inside the hat to support the rabbits inside, the magician be damned.
May 30, 2025 at 9:43 PM
But that illusion has found an audience that doesn't merely want to be tricked, they have seen a magician pull a rabbit out of a hat and are now dedicating their lives to speculating on the complex ecology that must exist inside the hat to support the rabbits inside, the magician be damned.
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if a mysterious woman in a trench coat told me to come with her to The Sanctuary because there in her Garden of Lust she could unlock the secrets of my body I would go with her which is why I always go to the bar with a friend because that's something I'd probably want a second opinion on
May 29, 2025 at 6:14 AM
if a mysterious woman in a trench coat told me to come with her to The Sanctuary because there in her Garden of Lust she could unlock the secrets of my body I would go with her which is why I always go to the bar with a friend because that's something I'd probably want a second opinion on
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"It just really comes as a shock that such accomplished intellectuals, who’ve spent their entire careers pushing the upper bounds of human achievement, could be judgy about a machine that runs the entirety of human imagination through a shredder and glues together what comes out."
A Company Reminder for Everyone to Talk Nicely About the Giant Plagiarism Machine
Hey team. It’s your CEO. I know your time is valuable, so I’ll cut right to the chase: It’s come to my attention that some of you have been bad-mou...
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May 21, 2025 at 1:40 AM
"It just really comes as a shock that such accomplished intellectuals, who’ve spent their entire careers pushing the upper bounds of human achievement, could be judgy about a machine that runs the entirety of human imagination through a shredder and glues together what comes out."
I enjoy much of @mcsweeneys.net, but I especially keep coming back to this one: www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/alt...
Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
A small percentage of my friends, coworkers, and loved ones may soon join the ranks alongside other hot liquids I slurp for nourishment. But there’...
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May 14, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I enjoy much of @mcsweeneys.net, but I especially keep coming back to this one: www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/alt...
I love the phrase “verbally bullying linear algebra into a corner of high-dimensional space.”
There’s also the blank incomprehension of collaboration in art, that one person verbally bullying linear algebra into a corner of high-dimensional space is somehow morally purer than the collaboration between the many arts and trades necessary to create cinema.
April 14, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I love the phrase “verbally bullying linear algebra into a corner of high-dimensional space.”
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has anyone else noticed the economy line has a Z-axis now?
April 11, 2025 at 11:44 PM
has anyone else noticed the economy line has a Z-axis now?
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you can destroy your life in a few years by getting way too into jogging or weed or a person. just depends on who you are. the key is letting yourself get hooked on the right things and avoiding the wrong ones
March 25, 2025 at 6:54 PM
you can destroy your life in a few years by getting way too into jogging or weed or a person. just depends on who you are. the key is letting yourself get hooked on the right things and avoiding the wrong ones
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Being able to accept that something is fucked up *before* it happens to you personally, is basically the whole litmus test of not being an absolute asshole.
The closer the fucked up thing needs to get to affecting you, personally, before you believe it, the bigger an asshole you are.
The closer the fucked up thing needs to get to affecting you, personally, before you believe it, the bigger an asshole you are.
March 24, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Being able to accept that something is fucked up *before* it happens to you personally, is basically the whole litmus test of not being an absolute asshole.
The closer the fucked up thing needs to get to affecting you, personally, before you believe it, the bigger an asshole you are.
The closer the fucked up thing needs to get to affecting you, personally, before you believe it, the bigger an asshole you are.
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1. Would you rather have a career or a family?
2. Would you rather be perceived as likable or competent?
3. Would you rather be told to smile or to calm down?
2. Would you rather be perceived as likable or competent?
3. Would you rather be told to smile or to calm down?
17 Real-Life Would-You-Rathers I, a Woman, Have Had to Ask Myself
1. Would you rather have a career or a family? 2. Would you rather be perceived as likable or competent? 3. Would you rather be told to...
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March 8, 2025 at 5:45 PM
1. Would you rather have a career or a family?
2. Would you rather be perceived as likable or competent?
3. Would you rather be told to smile or to calm down?
2. Would you rather be perceived as likable or competent?
3. Would you rather be told to smile or to calm down?