Cassandra and the Infinite Doomscroll
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Radical romantic mystic cynical idealist. Minimal expressionist postmodern neosymbolist. Armchair rocket scientist graffiti existentialist. Cranky old autistic migraineur pretend roboticist.
Pinned
Y'all need Spider Jerusalem and it shows.
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“Happy New Year”
Boring
Trite
Imperatively Optimistic
“May you enter the new year with warm feet.”
Sounds like a blessing
Might be a curse
Boring
Trite
Imperatively Optimistic
“May you enter the new year with warm feet.”
Sounds like a blessing
Might be a curse
December 31, 2025 at 12:53 PM
“Happy New Year”
Boring
Trite
Imperatively Optimistic
“May you enter the new year with warm feet.”
Sounds like a blessing
Might be a curse
Boring
Trite
Imperatively Optimistic
“May you enter the new year with warm feet.”
Sounds like a blessing
Might be a curse
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well, i guess i'm spinning tunes this afternoon to close out the year in gen-x style.
feel free to mute this thread so i don't spam your tl :-)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWij...
feel free to mute this thread so i don't spam your tl :-)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWij...
Creedence Clearwater Revival - Fortunate Son
YouTube video by CCRVEVO
www.youtube.com
December 31, 2025 at 7:25 PM
well, i guess i'm spinning tunes this afternoon to close out the year in gen-x style.
feel free to mute this thread so i don't spam your tl :-)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWij...
feel free to mute this thread so i don't spam your tl :-)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWij...
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Remember this from the 90s? No??? That's because I woke up with a splitting migraine today, and my malfunctioning synapses invented this abomination. I hyperfixated on it for several terrifying minutes while immobilized in bed. It haunted me all day, so here's my rendition of it.
December 31, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Remember this from the 90s? No??? That's because I woke up with a splitting migraine today, and my malfunctioning synapses invented this abomination. I hyperfixated on it for several terrifying minutes while immobilized in bed. It haunted me all day, so here's my rendition of it.
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meanwhile.... medicine has taken INSANE leaps and bounds in the last 2 years.
we're out here curing HIV and leukemia and creating 100% efficacy vaccines against all sorts of cancers, and now this??
between this and renewable energy outstripping fossil fuels in efficiency, the future is bright
we're out here curing HIV and leukemia and creating 100% efficacy vaccines against all sorts of cancers, and now this??
between this and renewable energy outstripping fossil fuels in efficiency, the future is bright
Wanna see real-life miracles? Fund scientific research.
A team of US scientists just cured Alzheimer’s in mice — and there is now hope that the disease can be reversed in humans.
futurism.com/health-medic...
A team of US scientists just cured Alzheimer’s in mice — and there is now hope that the disease can be reversed in humans.
futurism.com/health-medic...
Alzheimer's Fully Reversed in Mice, Scientists Say
A new compound has been shown to reverse late stage Alzheimer's disease in lab mice, which gives millions of sufferers new cause for hope.
futurism.com
December 31, 2025 at 3:03 AM
meanwhile.... medicine has taken INSANE leaps and bounds in the last 2 years.
we're out here curing HIV and leukemia and creating 100% efficacy vaccines against all sorts of cancers, and now this??
between this and renewable energy outstripping fossil fuels in efficiency, the future is bright
we're out here curing HIV and leukemia and creating 100% efficacy vaccines against all sorts of cancers, and now this??
between this and renewable energy outstripping fossil fuels in efficiency, the future is bright
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whatever it is, it should show signs of being read *repeatedly.*
those telltale discolorations where the hands have held it, flipped through it; perhaps he's fallen asleep with it in his hands on occasion.
A few favorite pages corner-folded, possibly with a purpose-made bookmark partway through.
those telltale discolorations where the hands have held it, flipped through it; perhaps he's fallen asleep with it in his hands on occasion.
A few favorite pages corner-folded, possibly with a purpose-made bookmark partway through.
December 31, 2025 at 1:43 AM
whatever it is, it should show signs of being read *repeatedly.*
those telltale discolorations where the hands have held it, flipped through it; perhaps he's fallen asleep with it in his hands on occasion.
A few favorite pages corner-folded, possibly with a purpose-made bookmark partway through.
those telltale discolorations where the hands have held it, flipped through it; perhaps he's fallen asleep with it in his hands on occasion.
A few favorite pages corner-folded, possibly with a purpose-made bookmark partway through.
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happy New Year to my fellow vaccinated people about to make it to 2026
Happy New Year to my fellow vaccinated people who made it to 2025
December 31, 2025 at 3:21 AM
happy New Year to my fellow vaccinated people about to make it to 2026
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"Show me the energy you're leaving 2025 with" "Post a gif of the energy you're carrying into 2026" sweeties I am 40 or 50 years old, what on EARTH makes you think I have energy
December 31, 2025 at 4:27 AM
"Show me the energy you're leaving 2025 with" "Post a gif of the energy you're carrying into 2026" sweeties I am 40 or 50 years old, what on EARTH makes you think I have energy
I assume this is why Cheeto wants to destroy it.
The mail is a public mass communication service ie essential to democracy
“the USPS must turn a profit” makes me want to set things on fire
they put a clause in the fucking constitution about postal service, that’s how important it is
nothing in there about “only if you can make money on it”
they put a clause in the fucking constitution about postal service, that’s how important it is
nothing in there about “only if you can make money on it”
December 31, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I assume this is why Cheeto wants to destroy it.
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The cat at Stonehenge…
December 26, 2025 at 9:35 PM
The cat at Stonehenge…
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We're watching Labyrinth which is in reality a Christmas Movie because David Bowie delivers his package
December 25, 2025 at 3:21 AM
We're watching Labyrinth which is in reality a Christmas Movie because David Bowie delivers his package
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He has every right to, but if the headline writers at the WP would know if they had bothered to watch the whole clip, it really doesn’t take long, is that’s not what he’s saying. Appalling journalism, deliberate distortion?
December 25, 2025 at 8:07 AM
He has every right to, but if the headline writers at the WP would know if they had bothered to watch the whole clip, it really doesn’t take long, is that’s not what he’s saying. Appalling journalism, deliberate distortion?
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Anyone in Austin who can help by fostering this beautiful boy or help his Mom with housing?
Owr frend Tortilla is in Austin TX an cud rilly yuse some halp. Her momb neede new home an stayink wit family temporarily but she need a foster plase for Tortilla who not getting along wit family cates until she can find newe plase to liff.
anubbur dae we dunno wat we gunna do ……. momb snucc me ouwtsyde to #hedgewatch in grannmomb bakkyarred …… grannmomb sae i shud be set free owt heer an no com in da howz agen. momb worreed bowt dat. shott appoyntmint nott til aftur crimmus …
December 25, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Anyone in Austin who can help by fostering this beautiful boy or help his Mom with housing?
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“Rain smacked Los Angeles. It splattered on the palm trees, sizzled on the neon, gurgled down the dirty boulevard. The town was sick. They hadn’t seen sunlight in almost a day. But I had the cure. A fifth of magic and a sack full of cold, hard joy. ‘Ho,’ I said once. It was enough.”
-Noir Santa
-Noir Santa
December 24, 2025 at 11:08 PM
“Rain smacked Los Angeles. It splattered on the palm trees, sizzled on the neon, gurgled down the dirty boulevard. The town was sick. They hadn’t seen sunlight in almost a day. But I had the cure. A fifth of magic and a sack full of cold, hard joy. ‘Ho,’ I said once. It was enough.”
-Noir Santa
-Noir Santa
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December 24, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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Fine, whatever, this random cat is your new god of the winter solstice
December 24, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Fine, whatever, this random cat is your new god of the winter solstice
Oh, kitten-boy, oh, kitten-boy,
How lovely are thy whiskers!
Oh, kitten-boy, oh, kitten-boy,
How lovely are thy whiskers!
Thy silky ears and velvet nose
Thy swishing tail and pointy toes!
Oh, kitten-boy, oh, kitten-boy,
How lovely are thy whiskers!
How lovely are thy whiskers!
Oh, kitten-boy, oh, kitten-boy,
How lovely are thy whiskers!
Thy silky ears and velvet nose
Thy swishing tail and pointy toes!
Oh, kitten-boy, oh, kitten-boy,
How lovely are thy whiskers!
December 24, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Oh, kitten-boy, oh, kitten-boy,
How lovely are thy whiskers!
Oh, kitten-boy, oh, kitten-boy,
How lovely are thy whiskers!
Thy silky ears and velvet nose
Thy swishing tail and pointy toes!
Oh, kitten-boy, oh, kitten-boy,
How lovely are thy whiskers!
How lovely are thy whiskers!
Oh, kitten-boy, oh, kitten-boy,
How lovely are thy whiskers!
Thy silky ears and velvet nose
Thy swishing tail and pointy toes!
Oh, kitten-boy, oh, kitten-boy,
How lovely are thy whiskers!
Well done, everyone! We're halfway out of the dark!
December 22, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Well done, everyone! We're halfway out of the dark!
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1/n
2 NEW epic images of Phobos over Mars just released by @esa.int Mars Express
This view is especially striking, with Phobos between the Tharsis volcanoes and Noctis Labyrinthus–Valles Marineris
Full resolution 300MP(!) & info on: flic.kr/p/2rMW4so
Credit: ESA/DLR/FUBerlin/AndreaLuck CC BY 🧪🔭
2 NEW epic images of Phobos over Mars just released by @esa.int Mars Express
This view is especially striking, with Phobos between the Tharsis volcanoes and Noctis Labyrinthus–Valles Marineris
Full resolution 300MP(!) & info on: flic.kr/p/2rMW4so
Credit: ESA/DLR/FUBerlin/AndreaLuck CC BY 🧪🔭
December 21, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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2 NEW epic images of Phobos over Mars just released by @esa.int Mars Express
This view is especially striking, with Phobos between the Tharsis volcanoes and Noctis Labyrinthus–Valles Marineris
Full resolution 300MP(!) & info on: flic.kr/p/2rMW4so
Credit: ESA/DLR/FUBerlin/AndreaLuck CC BY 🧪🔭
2 NEW epic images of Phobos over Mars just released by @esa.int Mars Express
This view is especially striking, with Phobos between the Tharsis volcanoes and Noctis Labyrinthus–Valles Marineris
Full resolution 300MP(!) & info on: flic.kr/p/2rMW4so
Credit: ESA/DLR/FUBerlin/AndreaLuck CC BY 🧪🔭
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You might be thinking, "CPSC, does a dry Christmas tree really burn that much faster than a well-watered tree?"
Friend, let's find out together by watching this PSA.
Friend, let's find out together by watching this PSA.
December 19, 2025 at 2:31 PM
You might be thinking, "CPSC, does a dry Christmas tree really burn that much faster than a well-watered tree?"
Friend, let's find out together by watching this PSA.
Friend, let's find out together by watching this PSA.
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Experiencing the magic of Christmas 💚
December 18, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Experiencing the magic of Christmas 💚
RIRO
December 21, 2025 at 3:26 AM
RIRO
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Guillotines
“They’re denying that any of her birth certificates, which are from Laurel, Maryland, her records of immunization, medical records — they’re denying the authenticity of them. It is something I’ve never encountered.” www.huffpost.com/entry/us-cit...
Trump Administration Says Maryland Woman's Birth Certificate Is Fake In Dystopian Move
Dulce Consuelo Diaz Morales was arrested on Sunday. ICE won’t release her despite extensive documentation of her citizenship, her attorneys told HuffPost.
www.huffpost.com
December 20, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Guillotines