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@epstmlgy.bsky.social
Generalist, scaredy-cat, old man cartoon smut enjoyer. I know a lot about a few things. He/him or they/them.
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Trump: so if I recite this 'shahada' and implement a bunch of social programs, I get into heaven?
Mamdani: that's right, Mr. President
Trump: and when do I get one of those cool rugs? I always thought those looked neat. like rolling out a little red carpet for yourself every few hours
Mamdani: that's right, Mr. President
Trump: and when do I get one of those cool rugs? I always thought those looked neat. like rolling out a little red carpet for yourself every few hours
November 21, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Trump: so if I recite this 'shahada' and implement a bunch of social programs, I get into heaven?
Mamdani: that's right, Mr. President
Trump: and when do I get one of those cool rugs? I always thought those looked neat. like rolling out a little red carpet for yourself every few hours
Mamdani: that's right, Mr. President
Trump: and when do I get one of those cool rugs? I always thought those looked neat. like rolling out a little red carpet for yourself every few hours
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“What do we think? Do we think Muhammad named his successor? Ah, who the hell knows… Who the hell knows, right?”
November 22, 2025 at 1:55 AM
“What do we think? Do we think Muhammad named his successor? Ah, who the hell knows… Who the hell knows, right?”
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Folks, Zohran Mamdani—smart guy, reminds me of a young me—you know what he said, I told him, “Zohran, I’m gonna do it, I’m gonna say the shahada,” and he said to me “Mr. President, you should say a third line confirming your belief in the wilayat of Ali,” should we do it folks? Should we say it?
November 22, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Folks, Zohran Mamdani—smart guy, reminds me of a young me—you know what he said, I told him, “Zohran, I’m gonna do it, I’m gonna say the shahada,” and he said to me “Mr. President, you should say a third line confirming your belief in the wilayat of Ali,” should we do it folks? Should we say it?
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People will speak of the incredible libraries of knowledge we have collated in our modern world and then proceed to say things like "Wow, aren't you glad the empire ended their invasion. You must be so happy that lives have been saved thanks to the whims of Emperor Gustro Oilking Landlord the XIIth"
November 21, 2025 at 2:43 PM
People will speak of the incredible libraries of knowledge we have collated in our modern world and then proceed to say things like "Wow, aren't you glad the empire ended their invasion. You must be so happy that lives have been saved thanks to the whims of Emperor Gustro Oilking Landlord the XIIth"
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Michael Crichton researching dinosaur behavior and genetic engineering versus Michael Crichton researching whether Costa Rica has an air force
November 19, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Michael Crichton researching dinosaur behavior and genetic engineering versus Michael Crichton researching whether Costa Rica has an air force
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Repeat after me:
I am not badder than Jeffery Epstein.
I am not badder than Vince McMahon.
I am not badder than Keemstar.
I am not badder than Andrew Tate.
But if I stand back and watch and learn,
I will be badder than I am.
I am not badder than Jeffery Epstein.
I am not badder than Vince McMahon.
I am not badder than Keemstar.
I am not badder than Andrew Tate.
But if I stand back and watch and learn,
I will be badder than I am.
November 16, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Repeat after me:
I am not badder than Jeffery Epstein.
I am not badder than Vince McMahon.
I am not badder than Keemstar.
I am not badder than Andrew Tate.
But if I stand back and watch and learn,
I will be badder than I am.
I am not badder than Jeffery Epstein.
I am not badder than Vince McMahon.
I am not badder than Keemstar.
I am not badder than Andrew Tate.
But if I stand back and watch and learn,
I will be badder than I am.
You might think this is a shitpost but this actually happened to Grothendieck and now he’s all over the Wikipedia page for 57
The numbers 10-99 are called "the double digits". Memorize them. You don't want to be the guy at the party who's never heard of 57
November 16, 2025 at 2:23 PM
You might think this is a shitpost but this actually happened to Grothendieck and now he’s all over the Wikipedia page for 57
When software management types (has this spread to other fields?) talk about developers’ “sense of ownership,” they’re really saying “I think you’d be more productive if you were delusional”
November 13, 2025 at 7:17 PM
When software management types (has this spread to other fields?) talk about developers’ “sense of ownership,” they’re really saying “I think you’d be more productive if you were delusional”
Enter the Void (2009)
November 13, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Enter the Void (2009)
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this guy started the video with his qualifications as if there was any chance i wouldn’t trust this man about clocks
November 11, 2025 at 2:11 AM
this guy started the video with his qualifications as if there was any chance i wouldn’t trust this man about clocks
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BREAKING: We won!
Today the 3rd Circuit Court ordered the @post-gazette.com to restore our contract it illegally tore up 5 years ago. That’s our health care, PTO, right to a 40-hr. work week, short-term disability and so much more we’ve struck for 3+ years.
pghguild.com/2025/11/10/p...
Today the 3rd Circuit Court ordered the @post-gazette.com to restore our contract it illegally tore up 5 years ago. That’s our health care, PTO, right to a 40-hr. work week, short-term disability and so much more we’ve struck for 3+ years.
pghguild.com/2025/11/10/p...
November 10, 2025 at 5:48 PM
BREAKING: We won!
Today the 3rd Circuit Court ordered the @post-gazette.com to restore our contract it illegally tore up 5 years ago. That’s our health care, PTO, right to a 40-hr. work week, short-term disability and so much more we’ve struck for 3+ years.
pghguild.com/2025/11/10/p...
Today the 3rd Circuit Court ordered the @post-gazette.com to restore our contract it illegally tore up 5 years ago. That’s our health care, PTO, right to a 40-hr. work week, short-term disability and so much more we’ve struck for 3+ years.
pghguild.com/2025/11/10/p...
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I think Hitler is working at the Taco Bell cantina on the Vegas strip
November 10, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I think Hitler is working at the Taco Bell cantina on the Vegas strip
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He thought he had learned pain, but he would learn it again and again, all his life, and forget none of it.
November 10, 2025 at 2:17 AM
He thought he had learned pain, but he would learn it again and again, all his life, and forget none of it.
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WHAT'S up YouTube, it's your boy Bartleby the Scrivener here, coming at you for another day of the I Would Prefer Not To challenge. Be sure to SMASH that subscribe button and hit that bell so you don't miss a single video. If you saw last week's video, you'll know I am now SLEEPING in the office.
Bartleby the Scrivener logging on for another day of bullshit
November 7, 2025 at 10:54 AM
WHAT'S up YouTube, it's your boy Bartleby the Scrivener here, coming at you for another day of the I Would Prefer Not To challenge. Be sure to SMASH that subscribe button and hit that bell so you don't miss a single video. If you saw last week's video, you'll know I am now SLEEPING in the office.
Socratic question: why didn’t any complexity theorists sign that “AI is scary and we should slow down” letter a while back?
November 8, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Socratic question: why didn’t any complexity theorists sign that “AI is scary and we should slow down” letter a while back?
Anxiety has hands :c
November 6, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Anxiety has hands :c
Donald Duck in "Fifteen-Minute Shitty"
November 6, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Donald Duck in "Fifteen-Minute Shitty"
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Was honored to help @chana.bsky.social edit this deep dive compilation of Curtis Sliwa lore gathered over weeks. There is so much jaw-dropping material, we simply could not bear to make it shorter than 76 slides.
I’m sorry but you still don’t know enough about Curtis Sliwa
I’m sorry but you still don’t know enough about Curtis Sliwa
docs.google.com
November 3, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Was honored to help @chana.bsky.social edit this deep dive compilation of Curtis Sliwa lore gathered over weeks. There is so much jaw-dropping material, we simply could not bear to make it shorter than 76 slides.
Dumbing of Age's commenters belong in a zoo, don't read webcomics kids
November 5, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Dumbing of Age's commenters belong in a zoo, don't read webcomics kids
. @nytimes.com WHERE'S THE NEEDLE YOU DOGS
November 4, 2025 at 8:05 PM
. @nytimes.com WHERE'S THE NEEDLE YOU DOGS
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when mom finds the poop sock
November 4, 2025 at 2:31 PM
when mom finds the poop sock
Quick halakha question: does the sin lie with the replier who explains why the joke is funny, or the screenshot-maker who includes the explanation
November 3, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Quick halakha question: does the sin lie with the replier who explains why the joke is funny, or the screenshot-maker who includes the explanation