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Epstein and Nuzzi highlighting the sex demon caste that rules us in the run-up to what could be a historic financial meltdown feels like turning on your bathroom light at 3 AM to find bloody finger painting on the mirror
November 18, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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Legends walk among us
I Wrote Task Manager — 30 Years Later, the Secrets You Never Knew
YouTube video by Dave's Garage
youtu.be
November 13, 2025 at 10:44 PM
as glad as I am to be back at work, we have lost the most productive month of the fiscal year and will be doing catch-up on admin (updating project plans, meetings, evals) into December so we will have basically wasted three whole months and cost even millions more than anticipated, congrats I guess
November 13, 2025 at 11:46 AM
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It’s hard to imagine what could ever bring down a president again if an infamous pedophile sex trafficker writing that the president was doing sex crimes at his house doesn’t meet the standard. That’s sort of a point of no return in a presidency full of them.
November 13, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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November 10, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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Every few weeks we gotta make posts like this”call your dem reps to tell them to not vote to allow Lord Killdude to shove people into a volcano” and then the dem reps go “we’ve made an amazing deal where Lord Killdude can have his volcano so long as he promises not to shove people into it”
November 10, 2025 at 1:24 AM
got my flu shot months ago but for the last 12 hours I've been getting my shit rocked by something, either I got unlucky or my childfree immune system is no match for our friends' kids
November 4, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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Something Dems (especially natsecs types) need to get through their thick skulls is the only way we might come back from this internationally is if the accountability for it is swift, broad, and punishing

Politicals, career type, in or out of govt c. 2029, no matter the rank, they all need to fry
European negotiators were personally targeted by their American counterparts during a brutal negotiation over green shipping rules, European Commission officials told POLITICO. 

This highly unusual gambit left diplomats shaken after the meeting. 
US accused of threatening EU diplomats during bid to kill green shipping rules
Negotiators at shipping talks in London were told both they and their countries could be punished unless they voted with the U.S.
www.politico.eu
November 3, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Halloween is for spending $20 apiece on costumes your cats wear for .0002 seconds and then showering them with treats
October 31, 2025 at 10:50 PM
it's National Cat Day, so here are our dears - brother (left) and sister (right) #adoptdontshop
October 29, 2025 at 9:53 PM
politics aside, this campaign needs to be studied for having created so many videos that 1) are unskippable no matter how long and 2) genuinely make you feel joyful, which is the opposite of everything we see in 2025
Juntos vamos a construir la ciudad que merecemos!

Y con tu ayuda, voy a seguir aprendiendo español 😉
October 29, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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Sorry but going onto your third campaign manager in under one quarter and trash talking your first one on live tv instead of talking about the issues makes a candidate what we call in the business 'a messy bitch'

He's Marjorie Taylor Green Beret
Graham Platner’s campaign thought they could silence me by offering me money and calling me a liar in the press.

I was going to let it go.

It has become increasingly clear they are unfamiliar with Maine women.
October 29, 2025 at 2:41 PM
new social standing unlocked: husband got a fist bump from the coffeeshop owner
October 26, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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Soft as shit PMC dudes insisting that the future of Dem politics is not PMC and PMC adjacent feminine coded jobs but rather white men in hard hats is a non-zero portion of why we continue to be in this mess
i think i would honestly find this whole discourse more tolerable if people simply said what they were actually saying, which is that they think the Democratic Party is too associated with femininity (and secondarily, with black people) and that they want to correct this
October 25, 2025 at 12:52 PM
ICE is out tonight in northeast DC with FBI, ATF, MPD, and DCHA (???). like six cars rolled up and harassed some folks and let them go. why is DCHA involved in this?
October 22, 2025 at 1:37 AM
this was a tough day, would anyone like to see my cats
October 21, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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You have to be willing to walk away from these guys if they let you down, just as a matter of basic self respect. It's not a fandom. You're hiring them to do a job or not.
I liked the Platner ads too but I think there's a difference between "guy who had some bad reddit posts a decade ago" and "ex-Blackwater merc who still has a Nazi tattoo." Sucks bigtime that he's the only one taking positions and talking policy I like, but them's the breaks!
October 21, 2025 at 3:50 PM
fabulous scenes from DC today, including a dance party in the shadow of Trump's banners on the Department of Labor and an activist street band playing "All You Fascists Are Bound To Lose" #nokings #nokingsdc #freedc
October 18, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I tried this with measured expectations and it blew me out of the water. unbelievable, arguably not a beer at all, 100/10 will dream of on my deathbed
October 11, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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is it not weird that every day there’s a new video of anonymous masked men having the time of their lives beating/shooting/disappearing people and the dem response from the top down is “republicans want to double your health insurance premiums”
October 10, 2025 at 6:54 PM
man I am terrible at this game
everybody's playing the hit new game called "am I experiencing the inevitable nervous breakdown from living in the imperial core under a fascist takeover or is my period about to start"
October 7, 2025 at 12:38 PM
my One Battle After Another take is that it's both excellent and also if you're feeling a bit fragile about everything right now maybe wait til you can watch it at home
October 5, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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The language of non-consent around AI is really telling. "It's too late to be scared." "It's here whether we want it or not." "You'll have to learn to work with it." "You can't fight the inevitable."

All just variations of "you're not allowed to say no." Creepy technology made by creepy people.
October 1, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I stopped watching football because there's nothing entertaining about traumatic brain injuries but every clip of Cam Skattebo proves me wrong
September 28, 2025 at 7:16 PM
this #caturday theme is big naps for little cats
September 27, 2025 at 1:42 PM