honkers_enjoyer
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white woman radicalization update: an acquaintance who's a Mormon tradwife mother of three, formerly self-described conservative, told me she could "certainly empathize with" people jailed for threats against Trump and the GOP and asked about "when it's going to happen"
December 14, 2025 at 11:13 PM
white woman radicalization update: an acquaintance who's a Mormon tradwife mother of three, formerly self-described conservative, told me she could "certainly empathize with" people jailed for threats against Trump and the GOP and asked about "when it's going to happen"
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they're calling it "the greatest city in america" dc.urbanturf.com/articles/blo...
December 13, 2025 at 3:50 PM
they're calling it "the greatest city in america" dc.urbanturf.com/articles/blo...
the Pantone hate horse had me crying, instant classic reaction image
sorry I'm late! I have at last broken my silence on Pantone's Color of the Year johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/cloud-danc...
'Cloud Dancer': A Measured Response
Regarding Pantone's decision, and so on, and so forth
johnpaulbrammer.substack.com
December 10, 2025 at 10:16 PM
the Pantone hate horse had me crying, instant classic reaction image
this para reads like Washingtonienne fanfic and the same toxic shit that anti-statehood arguments regurgitate: that we're not a "real" community somehow. bitch, I babysit for my neighbors and sweep leaves for the old lady next door!
also sorry but her allergy to contractions is pretentious as hell
also sorry but her allergy to contractions is pretentious as hell
Okay and also as a DC resident I’m gonna keep yelling about this:
Olivia, I have lived in this city since 2013. Never once have I “run into John Kerry or Newt Gingrich.”
Maybe you should’ve occasionally traveled beyond the seven-block radius surrounding your Georgetown apartment.
Asshole.
Olivia, I have lived in this city since 2013. Never once have I “run into John Kerry or Newt Gingrich.”
Maybe you should’ve occasionally traveled beyond the seven-block radius surrounding your Georgetown apartment.
Asshole.
December 9, 2025 at 2:48 AM
this para reads like Washingtonienne fanfic and the same toxic shit that anti-statehood arguments regurgitate: that we're not a "real" community somehow. bitch, I babysit for my neighbors and sweep leaves for the old lady next door!
also sorry but her allergy to contractions is pretentious as hell
also sorry but her allergy to contractions is pretentious as hell
I've worked for multiple government agencies in my career, have dozens of friends and neighbors who are civil servants at agencies large and small, and I cannot overstate the extent to which literally everyone I know is at the end of their fucking rope
December 2, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I've worked for multiple government agencies in my career, have dozens of friends and neighbors who are civil servants at agencies large and small, and I cannot overstate the extent to which literally everyone I know is at the end of their fucking rope
this is the best news ever, let's go DC!
The DC I know is worth fighting for.
I’m Janeese Lewis George, and I’m running for Mayor.
youtu.be/aOBD45c3wVM
I’m Janeese Lewis George, and I’m running for Mayor.
youtu.be/aOBD45c3wVM
The DC I know
YouTube video by Janeese for DC
youtu.be
December 1, 2025 at 1:14 PM
this is the best news ever, let's go DC!
A+ repairman interaction: told us rates up front, diagnosed the problem immediately, set a fix date for later this week, complimented our cats
November 24, 2025 at 7:19 PM
A+ repairman interaction: told us rates up front, diagnosed the problem immediately, set a fix date for later this week, complimented our cats
my proposal is simple but elegant: give GAO a Gundam
It’s crazy to think about the crimes we’re going to learn about after this regime ends.
We’re already hearing about Watergate level crimes every week. Imagine what will come out after it’s over.
We’re going to need a full accounting of all that’s been done in violation of the constitution.
We’re already hearing about Watergate level crimes every week. Imagine what will come out after it’s over.
We’re going to need a full accounting of all that’s been done in violation of the constitution.
November 23, 2025 at 2:10 AM
my proposal is simple but elegant: give GAO a Gundam
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Epstein and Nuzzi highlighting the sex demon caste that rules us in the run-up to what could be a historic financial meltdown feels like turning on your bathroom light at 3 AM to find bloody finger painting on the mirror
November 18, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Epstein and Nuzzi highlighting the sex demon caste that rules us in the run-up to what could be a historic financial meltdown feels like turning on your bathroom light at 3 AM to find bloody finger painting on the mirror
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Legends walk among us
I Wrote Task Manager — 30 Years Later, the Secrets You Never Knew
YouTube video by Dave's Garage
youtu.be
November 13, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Legends walk among us
as glad as I am to be back at work, we have lost the most productive month of the fiscal year and will be doing catch-up on admin (updating project plans, meetings, evals) into December so we will have basically wasted three whole months and cost even millions more than anticipated, congrats I guess
November 13, 2025 at 11:46 AM
as glad as I am to be back at work, we have lost the most productive month of the fiscal year and will be doing catch-up on admin (updating project plans, meetings, evals) into December so we will have basically wasted three whole months and cost even millions more than anticipated, congrats I guess
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It’s hard to imagine what could ever bring down a president again if an infamous pedophile sex trafficker writing that the president was doing sex crimes at his house doesn’t meet the standard. That’s sort of a point of no return in a presidency full of them.
November 13, 2025 at 12:43 AM
It’s hard to imagine what could ever bring down a president again if an infamous pedophile sex trafficker writing that the president was doing sex crimes at his house doesn’t meet the standard. That’s sort of a point of no return in a presidency full of them.
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Every few weeks we gotta make posts like this”call your dem reps to tell them to not vote to allow Lord Killdude to shove people into a volcano” and then the dem reps go “we’ve made an amazing deal where Lord Killdude can have his volcano so long as he promises not to shove people into it”
November 10, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Every few weeks we gotta make posts like this”call your dem reps to tell them to not vote to allow Lord Killdude to shove people into a volcano” and then the dem reps go “we’ve made an amazing deal where Lord Killdude can have his volcano so long as he promises not to shove people into it”
got my flu shot months ago but for the last 12 hours I've been getting my shit rocked by something, either I got unlucky or my childfree immune system is no match for our friends' kids
November 4, 2025 at 2:41 PM
got my flu shot months ago but for the last 12 hours I've been getting my shit rocked by something, either I got unlucky or my childfree immune system is no match for our friends' kids
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Something Dems (especially natsecs types) need to get through their thick skulls is the only way we might come back from this internationally is if the accountability for it is swift, broad, and punishing
Politicals, career type, in or out of govt c. 2029, no matter the rank, they all need to fry
Politicals, career type, in or out of govt c. 2029, no matter the rank, they all need to fry
European negotiators were personally targeted by their American counterparts during a brutal negotiation over green shipping rules, European Commission officials told POLITICO.
This highly unusual gambit left diplomats shaken after the meeting.
This highly unusual gambit left diplomats shaken after the meeting.
US accused of threatening EU diplomats during bid to kill green shipping rules
Negotiators at shipping talks in London were told both they and their countries could be punished unless they voted with the U.S.
www.politico.eu
November 3, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Something Dems (especially natsecs types) need to get through their thick skulls is the only way we might come back from this internationally is if the accountability for it is swift, broad, and punishing
Politicals, career type, in or out of govt c. 2029, no matter the rank, they all need to fry
Politicals, career type, in or out of govt c. 2029, no matter the rank, they all need to fry
Halloween is for spending $20 apiece on costumes your cats wear for .0002 seconds and then showering them with treats
October 31, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Halloween is for spending $20 apiece on costumes your cats wear for .0002 seconds and then showering them with treats
it's National Cat Day, so here are our dears - brother (left) and sister (right) #adoptdontshop
October 29, 2025 at 9:53 PM
it's National Cat Day, so here are our dears - brother (left) and sister (right) #adoptdontshop
politics aside, this campaign needs to be studied for having created so many videos that 1) are unskippable no matter how long and 2) genuinely make you feel joyful, which is the opposite of everything we see in 2025
Juntos vamos a construir la ciudad que merecemos!
Y con tu ayuda, voy a seguir aprendiendo español 😉
Y con tu ayuda, voy a seguir aprendiendo español 😉
October 29, 2025 at 8:36 PM
politics aside, this campaign needs to be studied for having created so many videos that 1) are unskippable no matter how long and 2) genuinely make you feel joyful, which is the opposite of everything we see in 2025
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Sorry but going onto your third campaign manager in under one quarter and trash talking your first one on live tv instead of talking about the issues makes a candidate what we call in the business 'a messy bitch'
He's Marjorie Taylor Green Beret
He's Marjorie Taylor Green Beret
October 29, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Sorry but going onto your third campaign manager in under one quarter and trash talking your first one on live tv instead of talking about the issues makes a candidate what we call in the business 'a messy bitch'
He's Marjorie Taylor Green Beret
He's Marjorie Taylor Green Beret
new social standing unlocked: husband got a fist bump from the coffeeshop owner
October 26, 2025 at 4:52 PM
new social standing unlocked: husband got a fist bump from the coffeeshop owner
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Soft as shit PMC dudes insisting that the future of Dem politics is not PMC and PMC adjacent feminine coded jobs but rather white men in hard hats is a non-zero portion of why we continue to be in this mess
i think i would honestly find this whole discourse more tolerable if people simply said what they were actually saying, which is that they think the Democratic Party is too associated with femininity (and secondarily, with black people) and that they want to correct this
October 25, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Soft as shit PMC dudes insisting that the future of Dem politics is not PMC and PMC adjacent feminine coded jobs but rather white men in hard hats is a non-zero portion of why we continue to be in this mess
ICE is out tonight in northeast DC with FBI, ATF, MPD, and DCHA (???). like six cars rolled up and harassed some folks and let them go. why is DCHA involved in this?
October 22, 2025 at 1:37 AM
ICE is out tonight in northeast DC with FBI, ATF, MPD, and DCHA (???). like six cars rolled up and harassed some folks and let them go. why is DCHA involved in this?
this was a tough day, would anyone like to see my cats
October 21, 2025 at 8:59 PM
this was a tough day, would anyone like to see my cats
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You have to be willing to walk away from these guys if they let you down, just as a matter of basic self respect. It's not a fandom. You're hiring them to do a job or not.
October 21, 2025 at 3:50 PM
You have to be willing to walk away from these guys if they let you down, just as a matter of basic self respect. It's not a fandom. You're hiring them to do a job or not.