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epicharis.bsky.social
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epicharis.bsky.social
cats!
A gray and white tuxedo cat curled up on a blanket.
November 18, 2025 at 3:57 PM
epicharis.bsky.social
I thought this was the worst thing she'd ever written but she apparently got worse, has anyone ever actually read her at all?
Olivia Nuzzi on Trump's assassination attempt: "An ear had never before been so important, so burdened. An ear had never before represented the divide between the organic course of American history and an alternate timeline on which the democratic process was corrupted by an aberrant act of violence as it had not been in more than half a century. Yet an ear had never appeared to have gone through less. Except there, on the tiniest patch of this tiny sculpture of skin, a minor distortion that resembled not a crucifixion wound but the distant aftermath of a sunburn."
November 17, 2025 at 8:01 PM
epicharis.bsky.social
Halloween is for spending $20 apiece on costumes your cats wear for .0002 seconds and then showering them with treats
A gray tuxie in a fried chicken bucket costume. He is planning my demise. A black tuxie in a banana costume with a matching hat. She's actually doing pretty well. The same black tuxie in costume, being sniffed out by her brother. The gray tuxie wearing a fried chicken hat. He is very fetching!
October 31, 2025 at 10:50 PM
epicharis.bsky.social
it's National Cat Day, so here are our dears - brother (left) and sister (right) #adoptdontshop
A gray and white tuxie cat posing with a catnip ball. A black tuxie, so zonked on gabapentin she is sleeping on her cat toy.
October 29, 2025 at 9:53 PM
epicharis.bsky.social
this was a tough day, would anyone like to see my cats
A young black tuxedo cat rests with her arm over her brother, a gray tuxie. A tapestry hands on the wall in the background. A young black tuxedo cat rests with her arm over her brother, a gray tuxie. Their faces are pressed together. A tapestry hands on the wall in the background. The gray tuxie is giving his sister a good lick.
October 21, 2025 at 8:59 PM
epicharis.bsky.social
fabulous scenes from DC today, including a dance party in the shadow of Trump's banners on the Department of Labor and an activist street band playing "All You Fascists Are Bound To Lose" #nokings #nokingsdc #freedc
A dance party in progress at the Department of Labor at the DC No Kings rally. Banners with Trump's face hang from the building. A parade master leads the DC Activist Street Band. Dancing inflatable creatures on Constitution Avenue. A crowd shot from the DC No Kings rally. It was massive.
October 18, 2025 at 6:31 PM
epicharis.bsky.social
this #caturday theme is big naps for little cats
A black tuxedo cat in a ball on a laundry table. Her eye is cracked open: she resents the disturbance. You can see a fee adorable toebeans. A gray tuxedo cat asleep on a white blanket over his owner's legs. He has a look of utter bliss (and a little pink nose).
September 27, 2025 at 1:42 PM
epicharis.bsky.social
a post from darth about requested features on bluesky: "once a day be able to delete some one else's post"
September 25, 2025 at 9:49 PM
epicharis.bsky.social
We finally got the SwiftPaws toy we pre-ordered and our cats are obsessed
September 9, 2025 at 1:02 AM
epicharis.bsky.social
You should be here #freedc
A woman holding a cloth sign that says "Manufactured crisis to distract from thr Epstein files". In smaller yellow letters it says "Free DC". A man waving the Mexican flag at Malcom X Park. On the march. A banner of the iconic Banksy image, altered with a subway sandwich. A man holding a sign that says "MY ONLY TYRANT" with a picture of his cat.
September 6, 2025 at 5:17 PM
epicharis.bsky.social
Monday means ICE detaining people on H and Benning---currently headed east but they usually set up a checkpoint in the afternoon/evening, please avoid the area
ICE officers stopping people outside the Pentacle MPD vehicles detaining individuals on H and Benning
September 1, 2025 at 4:24 PM
epicharis.bsky.social
THIS IS NOT A DRILL. DC you need to get outside right now the weather will legitimately heal you
The "Morale Critical! Heal yourself now!" alert from Disco Elysium
August 26, 2025 at 1:00 PM
epicharis.bsky.social
Ray from Achewood saying "Daaamn! That answer could use some work!"
August 24, 2025 at 4:39 PM
epicharis.bsky.social
caturday feature: when you are headed out for a weekend getaway and the cat can tell
A black cat on an orange blanket on the couch. She has her paw lifted and a very suspicious expression; she knows we're leaving.
August 23, 2025 at 1:41 PM
epicharis.bsky.social
stunning queen of #caturday
A black tuxedo cat of unparalleled beauty rests on a wall bed with her paw out. The wall behind her is purple.
August 9, 2025 at 3:26 PM
epicharis.bsky.social
Cat A wants you to know her tummyache deserves to be a four-figure problem (thank christ almighty for insurance)
A stunningly gorgeous black tuxedo cat who is flawless and perfect in every way
July 10, 2025 at 11:53 AM
epicharis.bsky.social
when you have a real bad tummyache but the cerenia and mirtazapine are working
July 10, 2025 at 10:52 AM
epicharis.bsky.social
meow (sister and brother, age 5)
A beautiful mostly black cat with stunning jade eyes. She is starving, obviously. A serious-faced but ultimately very silly gray and white tuxedo kitty on a wooden banister
July 8, 2025 at 5:33 PM
epicharis.bsky.social
USA USA USA
July 5, 2025 at 2:21 AM
epicharis.bsky.social
compact
For this Caturday I bring you a black cat with her face tightly tucked in her tail so as to make a little orb. She is resting on a blanket on a chair I would be sitting in, but I can't disturb the orb.
June 21, 2025 at 1:21 PM
epicharis.bsky.social
what is this boneless behavior
A black cat on a blue comforter. The black cat lays outstretched and flat in worryingly slug-like fashion.
June 8, 2025 at 5:11 PM
epicharis.bsky.social
this #caturday just stay in bed
A grqy tuxedo cat rests in a marshmallow bed. His head is tentatively poking out and the rest of him is obscured from the nose down. He isn't so sure about this day.
May 31, 2025 at 3:32 PM
epicharis.bsky.social
for #caturday here's a girl who heard about DOGE and wants to make sure they stay back. please give her hearts and nice words to reassure her
The world's most perfect black tuxedo cat, one paw on your arm, making sure you're OK.
May 17, 2025 at 11:41 PM
epicharis.bsky.social
I'm here for cat media (here is a mostly-black cat to go with your gorgeous voids)
A black cat in a living room. She is clearly flawless and has never done anything wrong in her life.
May 13, 2025 at 10:30 PM
epicharis.bsky.social
möther may we have some treats
Two tuxedo cats, a white and gray handsome boy and his smaller mostly-void sister, standing very patiently on the floor waiting for treats that I do not have. I was just taking a pill and they thought it was for them.
April 23, 2025 at 12:31 PM