honkers_enjoyer
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NEXT is the rare Completely Perfect season of television
November 19, 2025 at 4:48 PM
NEXT is the rare Completely Perfect season of television
it is an honor and a privilege to have an offline spouse
"can you believe the embassy shooter got banned from Twitter for threatening Will Stancil? the discourse is going to be insufferable," I fume, while my husband discreetly googles "carbon monoxide poisoning symptoms"
November 18, 2025 at 11:41 PM
it is an honor and a privilege to have an offline spouse
I yelped at my screen, for all the clunky and overwrought prose throughout (they really do deserve each other) that is an insane kicker
November 18, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I yelped at my screen, for all the clunky and overwrought prose throughout (they really do deserve each other) that is an insane kicker
I saw "Part 1" and had a reaction akin to a feral cat being given a can of Fancy Feast
November 18, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I saw "Part 1" and had a reaction akin to a feral cat being given a can of Fancy Feast
I thought this was the worst thing she'd ever written but she apparently got worse, has anyone ever actually read her at all?
November 17, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I thought this was the worst thing she'd ever written but she apparently got worse, has anyone ever actually read her at all?
if you recognize this it's time to stretch out your neck and take an ibuprofen
November 17, 2025 at 5:19 PM
if you recognize this it's time to stretch out your neck and take an ibuprofen
Tim Robinson does this weird tightrope of middle-aged masculinity as both buffoonery and psychological horror and it's the hardest I've ever laughed while wanting to claw out of my own skin. my husband needed two weeks between episodes
November 17, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Tim Robinson does this weird tightrope of middle-aged masculinity as both buffoonery and psychological horror and it's the hardest I've ever laughed while wanting to claw out of my own skin. my husband needed two weeks between episodes
they just expected us to figure out shit like Myst and The Castle of Dr. Brain
November 16, 2025 at 10:45 PM
they just expected us to figure out shit like Myst and The Castle of Dr. Brain
the highest-paid screenwriters of our time cannot compete with a quiet thirtysomething municipal planner with an AO3 account
November 11, 2025 at 2:53 PM
the highest-paid screenwriters of our time cannot compete with a quiet thirtysomething municipal planner with an AO3 account
have a much easier time believing that AMBO gets regular private jet travel and crystal-clear VTC connections than believing anyone could ever find Keri Russell unattractive
November 9, 2025 at 12:07 AM
have a much easier time believing that AMBO gets regular private jet travel and crystal-clear VTC connections than believing anyone could ever find Keri Russell unattractive
a year-plus later I found this post because my husband has this on in the background and this is so preposterously bad I can't even believe it, I'm embarrassed to watch it, how did this get made
November 6, 2025 at 11:36 PM
a year-plus later I found this post because my husband has this on in the background and this is so preposterously bad I can't even believe it, I'm embarrassed to watch it, how did this get made
it was so disorienting to hear from the media that Elon Musk would be the first person in Washington to do our jobs
November 6, 2025 at 4:36 PM
it was so disorienting to hear from the media that Elon Musk would be the first person in Washington to do our jobs
it's always a delight to see anybody reading them because we work in 1-2-year cycles so it's an embarrassingly slow process but sometimes we're the only ones with a comprehensive account of what actually happened
November 6, 2025 at 4:25 PM
it's always a delight to see anybody reading them because we work in 1-2-year cycles so it's an embarrassingly slow process but sometimes we're the only ones with a comprehensive account of what actually happened
this (furloughed) writer of those reports salutes you
November 6, 2025 at 4:20 PM
this (furloughed) writer of those reports salutes you
this is definitely either flu or a mutant sinus infection
November 5, 2025 at 12:12 AM
this is definitely either flu or a mutant sinus infection
I am the color of drywall. I cannot bring myself to eat. the only thing keeping me alive is the impending Bill Ackman crashout
November 4, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I am the color of drywall. I cannot bring myself to eat. the only thing keeping me alive is the impending Bill Ackman crashout
I was sick in bed on cough medicine but got to vicariously watch a baseball game through people's unhinged reactions on my TL and I'd forgotten how much fun that is. This place truly has the juice if they fix moderation (please stop randomly hiding replies)
November 3, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I was sick in bed on cough medicine but got to vicariously watch a baseball game through people's unhinged reactions on my TL and I'd forgotten how much fun that is. This place truly has the juice if they fix moderation (please stop randomly hiding replies)