Jeannie Chalupa (a pebble)
@ephusophus.bsky.social
still dope. strega nona is portuguese. I am a tiny little pebble.
maintainer of rubblemag.org, an ongoing collaborative (hopefully) collage project
maintainer of rubblemag.org, an ongoing collaborative (hopefully) collage project
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if you like collage or make collage, please take a look at my little project rubblemag.org. I would love it if you would participate! please share to anyone who might be interested.
here is the kinds of thing you can see, and be part of (ps the fade function is the neatest part)
here is the kinds of thing you can see, and be part of (ps the fade function is the neatest part)
I'm beginning to think the only reason those guys wanted me to swallow condoms full of fentanyl was because they needed a drug mule
December 18, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I'm beginning to think the only reason those guys wanted me to swallow condoms full of fentanyl was because they needed a drug mule
techbros: we have created AGI
cognitive scientists: you fucked up a perfectly good spreadsheet is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
cognitive scientists: you fucked up a perfectly good spreadsheet is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
December 18, 2025 at 12:04 AM
The most hated team of all time, the Bostoo Yook Yarters.
For anyone worried AI will replace all of us.
Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”
I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”
I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
December 17, 2025 at 2:48 PM
The most hated team of all time, the Bostoo Yook Yarters.
Morning thought: the Allman Brothers Band is a great name because:
1. They were all men
2. One of them was a brother
3. Two of them were brothers
1. They were all men
2. One of them was a brother
3. Two of them were brothers
December 17, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Morning thought: the Allman Brothers Band is a great name because:
1. They were all men
2. One of them was a brother
3. Two of them were brothers
1. They were all men
2. One of them was a brother
3. Two of them were brothers
It's going to be really fun when he gets acquitted and immediately writes a book called "If I Did It"
December 17, 2025 at 3:31 AM
It's going to be really fun when he gets acquitted and immediately writes a book called "If I Did It"
quote posts are disabled so you will just have to imagine the post i am responding to if you didn't happen to see it:
4D chess is also just chess, because time is a dimension.
4D chess is also just chess, because time is a dimension.
December 16, 2025 at 9:30 PM
quote posts are disabled so you will just have to imagine the post i am responding to if you didn't happen to see it:
4D chess is also just chess, because time is a dimension.
4D chess is also just chess, because time is a dimension.
got a crack in my windshield from a flying rock for the second time in 3 moinths. i am ready to declare war on rocks.
December 16, 2025 at 3:52 PM
got a crack in my windshield from a flying rock for the second time in 3 moinths. i am ready to declare war on rocks.
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It's happening again
December 16, 2025 at 2:41 AM
It's happening again
sometimes when I look at all the medications I have to take to stop me from dying or killing myself, I think of Bill from Left 4 Dead saying "pills here!"
December 16, 2025 at 12:13 AM
sometimes when I look at all the medications I have to take to stop me from dying or killing myself, I think of Bill from Left 4 Dead saying "pills here!"
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i did get it done and sent off, illustrator started behaving again and i only lost minimal work, and now i can sleep in as long as i want because mondays are my saturdays 🙂↕️ (this gif is the result of typing in “sparkling garfield” to the giphy search)
a cartoon of garfield with the words monday you sly
Alt: a sparkling gif with a cartoon of garfield the cat’s head on a snake’s body with the words “monday you sly”
media.tenor.com
December 15, 2025 at 5:28 AM
i did get it done and sent off, illustrator started behaving again and i only lost minimal work, and now i can sleep in as long as i want because mondays are my saturdays 🙂↕️ (this gif is the result of typing in “sparkling garfield” to the giphy search)
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insanely good thing to say when you enter a room
December 13, 2025 at 9:04 AM
insanely good thing to say when you enter a room
*like I'm saying something cool* psychotropic drugs
December 13, 2025 at 5:38 AM
*like I'm saying something cool* psychotropic drugs
kind of person eats yogurt with a fork
December 12, 2025 at 1:37 PM
kind of person eats yogurt with a fork
I'm going to yeet myself if they make another song as bad as the first one
December 12, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I'm going to yeet myself if they make another song as bad as the first one
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Remember to speak normal, think normal, act normal and dress normal today when you leave the house, in case anyone notices.
December 11, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Remember to speak normal, think normal, act normal and dress normal today when you leave the house, in case anyone notices.
not a big fan of the cia but they did give the best advice i've ever seen so lets call it a wash
December 10, 2025 at 8:09 PM
not a big fan of the cia but they did give the best advice i've ever seen so lets call it a wash
they announced the met gala theme for this year. in case you're wondering, yep, it's clothes
December 10, 2025 at 1:17 PM
they announced the met gala theme for this year. in case you're wondering, yep, it's clothes
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Yogo an alien? Or some kinda beast? Do they just got him at the zoo or do I have to ask?
December 10, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Yogo an alien? Or some kinda beast? Do they just got him at the zoo or do I have to ask?
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it's 2025 and the gangly guy who appeared on a few seasons of The Office is now our only mirror to society
December 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
it's 2025 and the gangly guy who appeared on a few seasons of The Office is now our only mirror to society
"If you put a kid on the cover, you’re telling buyers it’s a kid game. If you put adults on the cover, you’re telling kids it’s a gateway to adulthood. This is basic aspirational psychology. They’ll feel like tiny professors. Or tiny villains. Both sell."
The Mastermind Box Cover: What the Hell Were They Thinking?
- - -INVICTA GAMES, LTD. Packaging Team — Official Minutes Project: Mastermind / New Cover Presentation MARTIN SMITH (Marketing Senior Vice Presi...
buff.ly
December 8, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I hate Bluesky we should all move somewhere else
December 8, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I hate Bluesky we should all move somewhere else
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I can’t care about microplastics. No one ever tells you what to do about it. It’s just like “there’s even more microplastics inside you then you ever thought possible.” Okay I guess I’ll just die then. Stop bothering me.
December 7, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I can’t care about microplastics. No one ever tells you what to do about it. It’s just like “there’s even more microplastics inside you then you ever thought possible.” Okay I guess I’ll just die then. Stop bothering me.
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This print from a collage I made from a photo I snapped in Tanzania is one of my more popular works. ❤️
wendyboucherstudio.etsy.com/listing/5789...
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December 7, 2025 at 3:10 PM
This print from a collage I made from a photo I snapped in Tanzania is one of my more popular works. ❤️
wendyboucherstudio.etsy.com/listing/5789...
wendyboucherstudio.etsy.com/listing/5789...
it must rule to be yelling and screaming about whatever safe in the knowledge that you're going to totally forget about it and some poor sap who hears you will be stuck with the burden of remembering that for like 3 weeks you were freaking out about m&ms being woke
December 7, 2025 at 2:32 PM
it must rule to be yelling and screaming about whatever safe in the knowledge that you're going to totally forget about it and some poor sap who hears you will be stuck with the burden of remembering that for like 3 weeks you were freaking out about m&ms being woke
Admit impediment. Not the whole line, just the part that lives rent free
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 7, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Admit impediment. Not the whole line, just the part that lives rent free