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Jeannie Chalupa (a pebble)
@ephusophus.bsky.social
still dope. strega nona is portuguese. I am a tiny little pebble.

maintainer of rubblemag.org, an ongoing collaborative (hopefully) collage project
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if you like collage or make collage, please take a look at my little project rubblemag.org. I would love it if you would participate! please share to anyone who might be interested.

here is the kinds of thing you can see, and be part of (ps the fade function is the neatest part)
*like I'm saying something cool* psychotropic drugs
December 13, 2025 at 5:38 AM
kind of person eats yogurt with a fork
December 12, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I'm going to yeet myself if they make another song as bad as the first one
December 12, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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Remember to speak normal, think normal, act normal and dress normal today when you leave the house, in case anyone notices.
December 11, 2025 at 1:36 PM
not a big fan of the cia but they did give the best advice i've ever seen so lets call it a wash
December 10, 2025 at 8:09 PM
they announced the met gala theme for this year. in case you're wondering, yep, it's clothes
December 10, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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Yogo an alien? Or some kinda beast? Do they just got him at the zoo or do I have to ask?
December 10, 2025 at 11:26 AM
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it's 2025 and the gangly guy who appeared on a few seasons of The Office is now our only mirror to society
December 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
"If you put a kid on the cover, you’re telling buyers it’s a kid game. If you put adults on the cover, you’re telling kids it’s a gateway to adulthood. This is basic aspirational psychology. They’ll feel like tiny professors. Or tiny villains. Both sell."
The Mastermind Box Cover: What the Hell Were They Thinking?
- - -INVICTA GAMES, LTD. Packaging Team — Official Minutes Project: Mastermind / New Cover Presentation MARTIN SMITH (Marketing Senior Vice Presi...
buff.ly
December 8, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I hate Bluesky we should all move somewhere else
December 8, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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I can’t care about microplastics. No one ever tells you what to do about it. It’s just like “there’s even more microplastics inside you then you ever thought possible.” Okay I guess I’ll just die then. Stop bothering me.
December 7, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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This print from a collage I made from a photo I snapped in Tanzania is one of my more popular works. ❤️

wendyboucherstudio.etsy.com/listing/5789...
December 7, 2025 at 3:10 PM
it must rule to be yelling and screaming about whatever safe in the knowledge that you're going to totally forget about it and some poor sap who hears you will be stuck with the burden of remembering that for like 3 weeks you were freaking out about m&ms being woke
December 7, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Admit impediment. Not the whole line, just the part that lives rent free
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 7, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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noticing various shit on the world wide web
December 5, 2025 at 1:44 PM
smashed "purchase" on this so fast that there was a sonic boom
I’m ecstatic to announce my new double LP, Autechre Guitar, is now available for preorder from Bill Orcutt’s Palilalia Records. Ten songs by the English electronic music duo, Autechre, transcribed and arranged for solo acoustic guitar. 🙏 🟩

shaneparish.bandcamp.com/album/autech...
December 5, 2025 at 5:18 PM
we're always spinning the straw of experience into the gold of meaning, aren't we folks? we're always stamping our little feet and tearing ourselves apart when people figure out who we are.
December 5, 2025 at 2:38 PM
This surprisingly good piece in Time Magazine (!?!?) is onto something
"the issue isn’t that we need more 'boy-friendly' reforms. It’s that boys are socialized to compete only with boys and to read girls’ success as illegitimate or emasculating. The result is dissonance, resentment, and disengagement for boys—and hostile climates for girls."

time.com/7335723/auto...
The Real Way Schools are Failing Boys
“If we really want boys to succeed, we need to ensure that they know how to both beat—and lose— to girls."
time.com
December 2, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I'm going to die of grief, just in case you were wondering what I'm going to die of
December 2, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Percy Jacksoff and the Hoe-lympians.
December 1, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Idgi, isn't committing a mass shooting the clearest proof of complete assimilation into US society that there is?
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I'm making fondant potatoes which is French for shitty fucked up potatoes
November 27, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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im sorry for the icebox plums but i kept the note short youre welcome
November 27, 2025 at 1:53 AM
i just thoguht of two posts and didn't post them, which means after reading this post, you will be in my debt one whole post, which you can pay by posting something
November 26, 2025 at 9:59 PM